When Leg-Dropping a Table on Asphalt Goes Wrong
So far this season I’ve remained true to my word to not return to FedEx Field until I am left with no other choice, and so far all I’ve missed out on is shitty alcohol, poorly grilled meat, a crowd filled with social assholes who’d rather yuk it up than agonize over the actual game, and the occasional dumb bitch trying to execute a running leg drop on an elevated table (sans opponent). Fortunately somebody taped the last one so I could relive it from my couch, where I’m also able to watch every minute of the game and post-game in high def surrounded by excellent alcohol and perfectly cooked meats delivered to my door. And all without driving to Landover and sitting in a parking lot for two hours next to these retards.
video via BC
That’s just stunningly poor execution right there. Hell, even if you achieve the desired outcome you’re still landing ass first on the blacktop with a six-inch shard of particle board lodged in your downstairs. No, these ladies simply don’t understand the fundamentals of a proper table match. Continue after the jump for a quick historical lesson on the art of hurling oneself through a piece of portable furniture.
Ah, youth.
Tags: dumb Redskins fans, E-C-DUB! E-C-DUB!, Fail, FedEx Field is the devil, inside a tailgate, KSK-BuzzCuts, Leg Drop, Nice Ramsey Jersey, Tailgating, This never would have happened at a downtown stadium, Unsilent Majority
October 13th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
You fucked up! You fucked up! You fucked up!
October 13th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
+1
October 13th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
Those aren’t the only reasons FedEx field sucks. I made the mistake of going to the Rams game yesterday and a main burst somewhere, so I had to take a piss standing in an inch of standing water in the bathrooms. Glorious time yesterday.
October 13th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
Jesus, I have yet to actually take in a game at FedEx, and fat bitches missing tables in the parking lot does not entice me to make the trip out there.
Somebody put Durant Brooks through that table, please.
October 13th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
Mrs. The Mayor?
October 13th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
The plus side is she probably is the kind of girl who enjoys taking it up the dumper.
October 13th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
Where does one get those shiny pants? Chess King?
October 13th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
That not just FAIL, that’s EPIC FUCKING FAIL right there.
October 13th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
Can we get a common tag for all of the tailgating majesty that we’ve been served up with?
/still laughing over “obviously, you’re not a golfer.”
October 13th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
Mo- “inside a tailgate”
that’s a start
October 13th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
It has been entirely too long since I saw Sabu do anything. Well played, Maj.
October 13th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
If that chick had been a Packers fan she could’ve broken that table without jumping.
October 13th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
who else is inspired to be bubba ray dudley for halloween for the 2nd consecutive year?
October 13th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
Cue up Rob Van Dam’s music!!!
October 13th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
@Reggie Bush’s Pimp: You cue up “Walk,” I’ll cue up the “THE WHOLE FUCKING SHOW!” chant.
/leaps across ring, dropkicks trash can into epic fail legdrop woman’s head
October 13th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
CLEAN
October 13th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
Thank you oh so much for this. Pro wrestling+KSK=my Woodstock
October 13th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
Good thing she had such a fat ass or she might have hurt herself.
October 13th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
Thank you for introducing me to that very underage girl at the end of the first ECW video.
I’m sure the authorities are on their way.
October 13th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
What ever happened to MILF Monday or whatever?
October 13th, 2008 at 5:26 pm
Why the fuck would anybody want to do something like that, anyway? No, really, what would a successful execution of that look like? Is this a strictly pro football thing or just a drunk person thing? Some new college dumbfuck trend? Confused…
October 13th, 2008 at 5:28 pm
K, sorry, I had neglected to watch the other 2 clips. So it’s a “professional” wrestling thing. Enough said.
October 13th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!
October 13th, 2008 at 6:37 pm
I miss Paul Heyman…
October 13th, 2008 at 6:51 pm
Seems that Cooley and Portis fail at hunting:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_W22YBICkM
October 13th, 2008 at 6:52 pm
I picked the Redskins in my suicide pool. I’m a fucking dumbass.
October 13th, 2008 at 6:58 pm
Hey, at least you didn’t end up on youtube.
October 13th, 2008 at 9:06 pm
she cool. just got the wind knocked out of her…
October 14th, 2008 at 8:21 am
she’s actually one of the smarter foreskins fans.
Fedex Field is a toilet and Redskins fans are turds.
went there last season to watch the cowboys. bring a canoe and a life vest if you have to use the restroom.
October 14th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
Redskins fans are sodomites.