We Need To Unleash The Wilddog Formation On These Refs!
Everybody wanna listen when Ed Hochuli screws the Chargers, when Ed Hochuli miss a Reggie Bush facemask pull but DON’T NOBODY wanna listen when Ed Hochuli put on his screw-you shoes and lay the pipe to Joey Porter’s Dolphins. Where’s the integrity of the game?
FIX THE INTEGRITY OF YO GAME!
Officiating, like the Dow Jones, is falling to all-time lows. Joey Porter sees a connection. That’s why we need a Joey Porter referee bailout plan. And that plan is you make Joey Porter special guest referee. Mike Tyson got to do it at Wrestlemania a while back and he told it was the easiest shit he ever did that didn’t involve pushing a bitch down the stairs.
First thing first. Gonna have to be some changes to the referee uniform. I’mma need a striped half shirt to wear, maybe you could lose the sleeves for me too. And instead of throwing flags, I release my pit bulls on offending players. They make sure to bite where your pads ain’t!
THEY GONE FIX YO MOUF!
I guarantee you won’t be seeing any more of Richie Incognito mouthing off to the zebras. That mouth get fixed with the quickness. And Joey Porter ain’t gonna blow no play dead before the ball come loose. Joey Porter gone let ‘em play UNTIL the ball come loose. Then he gonna award possession to whichever team that remembers to show him some RESPECT!
On this much we agree: Something gotta be done about these refs. They don’t even blind offensive linemen with weighted flags no more. Thems was the days. Made it that much easier to get to the quarterback. Joey Porter the referee make sure to blind every lineman. You take that shit to the bank, even if every bank is broke. Joey gone fix them next!
Tags: Ed Hochuli, joey porter, xmas ape
October 13th, 2008 at 11:18 am
FIX THE INTEGRITY OF YO GAME!
Please, oh please, let me have an opportunity to yell that when I’m at the Pats game next weekend. Shit, maybe I’ll even make a sign.
Awesome.
October 13th, 2008 at 11:27 am
FIX YO REPLAY!
October 13th, 2008 at 11:27 am
Joey gone fix them next!
That should go well…Hey Henry Paulson, FIX YO’ BANK!
October 13th, 2008 at 11:32 am
I’m getting hungry. FIX YO LUNCH.
October 13th, 2008 at 11:34 am
Uh Joey…FIX YO GOALLINE DEFENSE!
4th and 2 and you leave the middle wide open?! You couldn’t put a pitbull or two right in there?
Can’t talk about the refs screwing you over if you then give a gimme TD to Matt Schaub.
October 13th, 2008 at 11:38 am
FIX YO DERIVATIVES! SIC DEM PITBULLS ON DEY CDOs!
October 13th, 2008 at 11:42 am
BTW…Cowboys better FIX THEIR QB! (Romo is out!)
October 13th, 2008 at 11:43 am
Fucker (Romo) needs hand transplants…
October 13th, 2008 at 11:43 am
Joey Porter for Secretary of State… the federal government needs more flava (besides the Post Office, that is).
October 13th, 2008 at 11:57 am
Hooray for Joey!
October 13th, 2008 at 12:04 pm
“WE GON FIX YO GAME!”
Isn’t that what the officials said to the Cardinals before kickoff yesterday?
October 13th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
Joey Porter encourages you to patronize your orthodontist at your earliest convenience!
October 13th, 2008 at 12:08 pm
@FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns
FIX YO’ UNREGULATED CREDIT DEFAULT SWAP PRACTICES!
October 13th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
the refereeing in the NFL this season makes me want to cry.
October 13th, 2008 at 12:13 pm
“he told it was the easiest shit he ever did that didn’t involve pushing a bitch down the stairs.”
Bitches don’t just throw themselves down the stairs
October 13th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
“And Joey Porter ain’t gonna blow no play dead before the ball come loose. Joey Porter gone let ‘em play UNTIL the ball come loose. Then he gonna award possession to whichever team that remembers to show him some RESPECT!”
It’s stuff like this that makes me wonder if Joey Porter actually is writing this himself.
October 13th, 2008 at 1:19 pm
Gonna have to be some changes to the referee uniform. I’mma need a striped half shirt to wear, maybe you could lose the sleeves for me too. And instead of throwing flags, I release my pit bulls on offending players.
/applauds
October 13th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
The officiating was so bad (SO BAD) in the Lions/Vikings game that Joey Porter could have, without question, done a better job. About the only thing they got right was Orlovsky running out of the end zone but fuck even a blind referee could have figured that out because everybody (including Orlovsky) started laughing.
October 13th, 2008 at 9:34 pm
Damn, Joey Porter hates the refs so much; bunch of senile, incompetent jerks. What has a ref ever done for Joey Porter?
Oh, um, let’s see……..let me re-phrase that: What has a ref done for Joey Porter, in the last 2 1/2 years?
October 14th, 2008 at 12:06 am
No one beats the Super Bowl XL drum like J.L. White