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Wake Up, Fatass!

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19 Responses to “Wake Up, Fatass!”

  1. Optimus Prime Minister Says:
    October 14th, 2008 at 2:55 pm

    this is what happens when romeo doesn’t get his 8:30 jelly donut fix

  2. Reggie Bush's Pimp Says:
    October 14th, 2008 at 3:01 pm

    Is that the Black Frank Caliendo on the sidelines?

    BREAKING: Pacman out indefinitely! Pacman ain’t down wid it no mo’. Sheeetz!

    Now how we gon drank while white bitches plop dat azz?

  3. DeepFriar Says:
    October 14th, 2008 at 3:08 pm

    “Dear God, it’s me, Romeo. Please grant to me, in your devine benificence, a stack of Ho-Ho’s large enough to block out my obvious lack of head coaching skills.”

  4. Gino Tourettsa Says:
    October 14th, 2008 at 3:25 pm

    Too much turkey from the sideline buffet.

  5. StuScottBooyahs Says:
    October 14th, 2008 at 3:41 pm

    Now comes the part where the owner gives him a Pepsi Max and grabs the headphones.

  6. Sabbatini's Pacifier Says:
    October 14th, 2008 at 3:43 pm

    the Battletoad is sleepy, let him rest.

  7. Monkey Business Says:
    October 14th, 2008 at 4:12 pm

    HARF HARF HARF.

    BEN LIKES BATTLETOADS. TOO HARD THOUGH.

  8. ognihs Says:
    October 14th, 2008 at 4:17 pm

    SSB +1

  9. albo Says:
    October 14th, 2008 at 4:26 pm

    Hey, cut him a break. The snack cart on the sidelines if very carb-heavy

  10. GPF Says:
    October 14th, 2008 at 4:38 pm

    Contemplating WWASD – What Would Art Shell Do?

  11. Gino Tourettsa Says:
    October 14th, 2008 at 5:08 pm

    Is that Wesley Willis?

  12. Handful of Peter Says:
    October 14th, 2008 at 5:47 pm

    He is not sleeping. He is thinking really hard about his different options for giving away a huge lead in the last two minutes using only his clock management skills.

  13. C.M. Strapz Says:
    October 14th, 2008 at 7:36 pm

    I saw this last night… the camera lingered on him for an uncomfortably long time… several seconds… before he perked (woke) up and opened his eyes. After the way the Browns performed last night, they should be dumping Valium in his lard bucket on gameday from now on.

  14. Boatdrinks Says:
    October 14th, 2008 at 9:16 pm

    Mother fucker, if last night’s game could not keep him awake, what happened in the earlier snooze fests!?

  15. Poop, the other white meat Says:
    October 14th, 2008 at 9:55 pm

    I hope to see a ’skinny coaches’ tag someday. Fat coaches get all the attention. What about Dick Jauron, Mike Nolan and uhhh?

  16. Kellen Winslow's undisclosed illness Says:
    October 15th, 2008 at 7:56 am

    Oh give him a break guys, he’s just resting his eyes. He’s a part time air traffic controller outside of his Browns head coaching duties.

  17. jackin'4beats Says:
    October 15th, 2008 at 12:47 pm

    His blood sugar’s low. That’s it. CUTLERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

  18. 13 Inches of Thunder Says:
    October 15th, 2008 at 11:11 pm

    He’s not sleeping…he’s trying to find that mini-corndog lodged between his D Cup man boobs….

  19. web design Says:
    October 29th, 2008 at 6:03 pm

    Aw fuck, the Mustache Ride is broken again.

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