Tubby’s Dance of Glee All For Naught
10.12.08Holy shit, that game was as crazy as it was horribly officiated. That had the look of the Cowboys-Bills dickpunch last year on Monday night, but the Buzzsaw D came up YUUUGE in overtime. Ken Whisenhunt fucked himself with the clockblock, Romo fumbled a good half dozen times, Fitzy had a small array of clutch catches and Wade burned some precious calories needlessly as time expired. As I said in the comments for the late game, even though Philly pulled out their game against the Niners, the ‘Boys losing to the Cards and the ‘Skins dropping one to the FUCKING RAMS has to take quite a bit of luster off the once-dominant NFC East.


Broken pinky? Jessica will be shocked. Not.
Uh oh Romo broke his tiny wittle finger.
Rongrastname – HEY TONY! YOU GOT OWIE?
I didn’t know an arm could wiggle that much. Does Wade actually have any bones in his body, or is his whole frame held up by nothing but fat and limited amounts of cartilage?
Romo better get busy with that stupid chicken of the sea broad, because you know one more game like that and daddy is going to cut him off.
I really want TO to got Batsh!t crazy on the sidelines followed by a press conference, followed by medical staff rushing the podium and injecting TO with his anti-delirium meds right there. That would be cool.
Tony Romo is the most over-rated player in the NFL. He AVERAGES at least one turnover a game. As I’ve said all along, it’s not * IF * this team is going to implode – it’s * WHEN *.
We need more Tubby pix. Also a side effect of reading KSK is calling these Karacters by their nicknames in front of family. Lotsa Tubby shots as the Cowboys looked like shit.
Tubby has Oprah flapjack arms.
The funniest thing about the game? Someone jacking with Brad Johnson’s helmet.
http://12seahawksway.blogspot.com/2008/10/did-brad-johnson-buy-his-helmet-at-yard.html
Wade has the arm flab of someone’s grandmother. Actually, maybe that explains the rest of his “figure”.
/Marion Barber is incredible
@Favre: Nah, KO just decided today was a good day to stay home and look at his own reflection standing naked in front of a mirror, the apex of mankind’s perfection, flexing and humming “Tonto, Jump on it” over and over again.
My boss said to me “Wade Phillips looks like a Family Feud contestant when he celebrates”
“Ken Whisenhunt fucked himself with the clockblock”
Whisenhunt didn’t fuck himself. The offensive line stopped blocking because the whistle kept blowing. That’s why the kick was blocked.
“he knows when to keep quiet.”
/dammit. Fixed.
T.O. will not be doing a post-game press conference. Is this the first time in his career that he’s known when to keep quiet?
or yes it is….been drinking too much
Its like a lava lamp…
@Favre
Yes, yes it does
Olberman has strep throat. Is that code for, “He sucked too much cock last night”?
I’m watching Wade’s post-game conference on tWWL. He looks like he’s a minute from saying, “Fuck this. I’m retiring.”
Spousal abuse in the South West gets a sudden spike.
never did I ever think I would see Sean Morey being carried off the field on the shoulders of his jubilant teammates.
/hip hip, hooray for white receivers
Romo is a STAR!!!
Bahaha, fuck the Cowboys. Great job doing everything you could to lose it for them, Romo!