Tubby’s Dance of Glee All For Naught
Holy shit, that game was as crazy as it was horribly officiated. That had the look of the Cowboys-Bills dickpunch last year on Monday night, but the Buzzsaw D came up YUUUGE in overtime. Ken Whisenhunt fucked himself with the clockblock, Romo fumbled a good half dozen times, Fitzy had a small array of clutch catches and Wade burned some precious calories needlessly as time expired. As I said in the comments for the late game, even though Philly pulled out their game against the Niners, the ‘Boys losing to the Cards and the ‘Skins dropping one to the FUCKING RAMS has to take quite a bit of luster off the once-dominant NFC East.
Tags: the buzzsaw that is the arizona cardinals, wade falls for this one all the time, xmas ape
October 12th, 2008 at 7:54 pm
Bahaha, fuck the Cowboys. Great job doing everything you could to lose it for them, Romo!
October 12th, 2008 at 7:56 pm
Romo is a STAR!!!
October 12th, 2008 at 7:58 pm
never did I ever think I would see Sean Morey being carried off the field on the shoulders of his jubilant teammates.
/hip hip, hooray for white receivers
October 12th, 2008 at 7:59 pm
Spousal abuse in the South West gets a sudden spike.
October 12th, 2008 at 8:01 pm
I’m watching Wade’s post-game conference on tWWL. He looks like he’s a minute from saying, “Fuck this. I’m retiring.”
October 12th, 2008 at 8:15 pm
Olberman has strep throat. Is that code for, “He sucked too much cock last night”?
October 12th, 2008 at 8:21 pm
@Favre
Yes, yes it does
October 12th, 2008 at 8:21 pm
Its like a lava lamp…
October 12th, 2008 at 8:22 pm
or yes it is….been drinking too much
October 12th, 2008 at 8:26 pm
T.O. will not be doing a post-game press conference. Is this the first time in his career that he’s known when to keep quiet?
October 12th, 2008 at 8:28 pm
“he knows when to keep quiet.”
/dammit. Fixed.
October 12th, 2008 at 8:36 pm
“Ken Whisenhunt fucked himself with the clockblock”
Whisenhunt didn’t fuck himself. The offensive line stopped blocking because the whistle kept blowing. That’s why the kick was blocked.
October 12th, 2008 at 8:41 pm
My boss said to me “Wade Phillips looks like a Family Feud contestant when he celebrates”
October 12th, 2008 at 8:59 pm
@Favre: Nah, KO just decided today was a good day to stay home and look at his own reflection standing naked in front of a mirror, the apex of mankind’s perfection, flexing and humming “Tonto, Jump on it” over and over again.
October 12th, 2008 at 9:16 pm
Wade has the arm flab of someone’s grandmother. Actually, maybe that explains the rest of his “figure”.
/Marion Barber is incredible
October 12th, 2008 at 9:34 pm
The funniest thing about the game? Someone jacking with Brad Johnson’s helmet.
http://12seahawksway.blogspot.com/2008/10/did-brad-johnson-buy-his-helmet-at-yard.html
October 13th, 2008 at 2:46 am
Tubby has Oprah flapjack arms.
October 13th, 2008 at 8:55 am
We need more Tubby pix. Also a side effect of reading KSK is calling these Karacters by their nicknames in front of family. Lotsa Tubby shots as the Cowboys looked like shit.
October 13th, 2008 at 8:55 am
Tony Romo is the most over-rated player in the NFL. He AVERAGES at least one turnover a game. As I’ve said all along, it’s not * IF * this team is going to implode – it’s * WHEN *.
October 13th, 2008 at 9:21 am
I really want TO to got Batsh!t crazy on the sidelines followed by a press conference, followed by medical staff rushing the podium and injecting TO with his anti-delirium meds right there. That would be cool.
October 13th, 2008 at 10:11 am
Romo better get busy with that stupid chicken of the sea broad, because you know one more game like that and daddy is going to cut him off.
October 13th, 2008 at 11:46 am
I didn’t know an arm could wiggle that much. Does Wade actually have any bones in his body, or is his whole frame held up by nothing but fat and limited amounts of cartilage?
October 13th, 2008 at 12:33 pm
Uh oh Romo broke his tiny wittle finger.
Rongrastname – HEY TONY! YOU GOT OWIE?
October 13th, 2008 at 6:12 pm
Broken pinky? Jessica will be shocked. Not.