Tony’s Day At Practice
Ext. Cowboys Practice Facility
Tony: …I’ve never even been to Mount Vesuvius!
[cellphone rings]
Tony: You got Romo!
Terrell: This isn’t working.
Tony: Hello? What isn’t working? Who is this?
Terrell: It’s TO, man, T-Eldorado-Fuckin’-O. Get that wax out your ears and listen up.
Tony: Hey TO, why are you calling me during practice? Aren’t you supposed to be running routes right now?
Terrell: That’s why I’m calling. I just feel like this route isn’t using me to my fullest potentiability.
Tony: And you felt the need to call my cellphone in the middle of your crossing pattern?
Terrell: I’m tellin’ you Tony, this shit ain’t funny. You got me runnin’ these bullshit routes and you don’t throw it my way anyway.
Tony: Listen, I don’t call the plays, if you have a problem with the routes then you need to talk to Jason.
Terrell: That asshole just ignores me and dogs me cause I went to Tennessee Chattanooga instead of some fancy ass school.
Tony: So what makes you think he’s going to listen to me?
Terrell: Man, you went to Eastern Illinois and shit.
Tony: Is that supposed to mean something?
Terrell: Come on man, you know that shit sounds fancy. You two can conversate on an intellectual level.
Tony: Well you know, I do conversate really good. And they do say Eastern Illinois is the Harvard of Illinois’s directional colleges.
[Jason Garret approaches]
Jason: If you two sophists are done with your heady debate we have some more drag routes to master.
[both players hang up]
[cellphone rings]
Tony: You got Romo!
Jessica: Hey Tony, I’m not sure ya’ll’re usin’ TO to his full potentiability.
[Tony hangs up]
[Cellphone rings]
Tony: You got Romo!
Donovan: Smile now, asshole.
[Tony hangs up]
Tony: Oh, fuck me. Why do I even answer this thing at practice?
[Cellphone rings]
Tony: Ooooh, my agent!
Tags: romosexuals, tony romo, Unsilent Majority
October 2nd, 2008 at 11:56 am
Haha…..this is pretty good.
But where does Skip Bayliss factor in to all this?
October 2nd, 2008 at 11:56 am
No phone call from Jeff Garcia? That would have worked on a lot of levels.
October 2nd, 2008 at 12:10 pm
“It’s not fair. It’s not fair!”
October 2nd, 2008 at 12:16 pm
Donovan: Smile now, asshole.
LOL…..bought, paid for, and Rom0wN3d!!!
October 2nd, 2008 at 12:21 pm
[cellphone rings]
Tony: You got Romo!
Martin Gramatica: Have you learned to hold onto the ball yet, dipshit?
[Tony hangs up]
October 2nd, 2008 at 12:28 pm
I bet someone wishes he hadn’t sold his soul to the devil/Double J!!
October 2nd, 2008 at 12:29 pm
I’ve never even been to Mount Vesuvius!
Finnish Dwarf “Cool Story Tony”
October 2nd, 2008 at 12:30 pm
“But I thought I was YOUR quarterback, TO?”
October 2nd, 2008 at 12:47 pm
(phone rings)
Romo: You got Romo!
Unknown Caller: YA BETTA ASK SOMEBODAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!
October 2nd, 2008 at 12:58 pm
Cell phone flips open
October 2nd, 2008 at 12:59 pm
@J.L. White, not sure Gramatica can really be calling anybody about their poor play
October 2nd, 2008 at 1:00 pm
Completely unbelievable, T.O. would be on his bluetoof and therefore perfectly capable of calling while running a crossing pattern.
October 2nd, 2008 at 1:00 pm
good shit right there!
October 2nd, 2008 at 1:24 pm
Southern Illinois is definitely the Harvard of the directional colleges
October 2nd, 2008 at 1:32 pm
[Cell Phone Rings]
Romo: You got Romo
Ben: HI TONY!
October 2nd, 2008 at 1:34 pm
‘It’s TO, man, T-Eldorado-Fuckin’-O.’
GOLD!
/HARF’s pants
October 2nd, 2008 at 1:39 pm
I should start answering my phone “You Got Romo!”
Also, what makes these things funny is that they’re all at least sorta based in reality.
October 2nd, 2008 at 1:45 pm
After thinking about it. Yes, sadly Eastern Illinois is indeed the Harvard of the directional colleges WOO!….. sigh. Who are we kidding its like winning the Special Olympics and not being retarded.
October 2nd, 2008 at 1:54 pm
@ Leinarts Beer Pong; I think all the KSKaracters should call Romo. Jerry Jones, Al Davis Dracula, TJ Houshmanzadeh…the whole gang.
October 2nd, 2008 at 2:01 pm
@spanky +1 on the /HARF’s pants
October 2nd, 2008 at 2:10 pm
Is that the hottest picture of Jessica Simpson we could find? Come on thats only like 10$ of the possible cleavage!
October 2nd, 2008 at 2:19 pm
You got Romo!
Simply incredible…
October 2nd, 2008 at 3:56 pm
haha at least we can outdrink anyone at eiu!!
(p.s. the school is actually dumb enough to label itself ‘the harvard of illinois’ directional colleges!’ you couldnt make this shit up!!)
October 2nd, 2008 at 4:36 pm
[cellphone rings]
Romo: “You got Romo!”
Roethlisberger: “HI TONY. I’M CALLING ALL THE TEAMS ON OUR SCHEDULE. WHEN WE PLAY YOU ON DECEMBER 7TH REMEMBER TO HIDE YOUR LAUNDRY. WE SIGNED NAJEH.”
October 2nd, 2008 at 5:33 pm
“Eastern Illinois is the Harvard of Illinois’s directional colleges.”
Classic!!
October 2nd, 2008 at 7:53 pm
@ Cumpidgeon: You proly meant 10%, but somehow 10$ is more appropriate.
October 2nd, 2008 at 8:04 pm
Even if TO bails, Romo can always count on his personal cumdumpster for consolation.
Jessica? Hell no. PK.
October 2nd, 2008 at 11:50 pm
+1 Westbrook
October 3rd, 2008 at 12:17 pm
[Cell phone rings]
You got Romo!
[Jay Cutler]
….. eh