Tony Romo Breaks His Finger
10.13.08
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[cellphone rings]
Tony: You got RomOMYGODIJUSTBROKEMYFUCKINGPINKYFINGER!
Jess: Uh…wrong number.
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Int. University of Phoenix Online Stadium
[cellphone rings]
Tony: You got RomOMYGODIJUSTBROKEMYFUCKINGPINKYFINGER!
Jess: Uh…wrong number.
There are 27 comments about:
Jessica immediately called to see if Nick was single.
rumor that kitna may be traded to the cowboys?
http://sidelionreport.com/2008/10/13/is-kitna-packing-his-bags-for-dallas-right-now/
My boy Romo is a GODDAMN GIMP! YEEHAW, I AM FUCKING SCREWED!
Something tell me that TO is not going to enjoy the Brad Johnson (or as his teammates in Tampa called him “Captain Checkdown”) experience. Tick, tick, tick,……………….the TO bomb in nearer and nearer to detonation.
TO will break Brad Johnson slap down. Brad will throw 24 pics in the 4 weeks he’s back there just trying to get TO off his back.
So much for The…Greatest…Division…in…Football!!!!! Welcome to the roller coaster, NFC East fans.
/bitter about Bears quarterbacking
The Cowboys lost to the Cardinals and Romo is out for a month. The Redskins lost to the Rams. The Giants are currently (4th quarter) losing to the Browns.
Somewhere, Donovan McNabb is laughing his ass off.
I have both McNabb and Romo on my team and now I get to start Kyle Orton. What the hell?
jess: “but that’s the one that goes in the stink!”
@smoes — Are you sure you don’t just smell someone cooking bacon? The scents are hard to tell apart.
I swear Redskins fans are the hatin-est people alive.
/not mad at all
//okay, maybe a little
@ Stig:
I tried searching for him there, but apparently some white-haired guy yelling “Yeehaw I am fucking crazy!” got to him first
Laugh it up, asswipes, I’m coming for Mr. Campbell very soon. I’ve just got to make a quick stop in Philly first…
[cellphone rings]
Tony: You got Romo
Donovan: Want me to kiss it and make it better?
it’ll heal in more than enough time for him to come back, get them to the playoffs, and completely fuck it all up in the wild card round
If all goes well, Tony Romo will still have 9 reasons to live.
TO will have to double up on the antidepressant.
@ Ben – I think he meant great booger flicker.
Okay, I know the liveblog isn’t up yet, but I’ve now heard Trent Dilfer talk about how Romo is a “great ball flicker” because of his throwing method twice, and my laughter is now of the gasping for air variety.
Ronnie Lott is wondering why this is a problem.
I smell a new Wade & Jerry on the horizon . . .
@moirra:
You’re looking for Brad in the wrong place. Try the Dallas/Ft. Worth Senior Citizens Center instead.
there goes the neighborhood…
wait, just my fantasy team
/trying to pick up brad johnson off the waiver wire
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jNFk_9_ee4
Not until it heals.
That’s a shocker!
That’s Unsilent for the win.