Tony Romo Breaks His Finger
Int. University of Phoenix Online Stadium
[cellphone rings]
Tony: You got RomOMYGODIJUSTBROKEMYFUCKINGPINKYFINGER!
Jess: Uh…wrong number.
Tags: injuries that make me smile, romosexuals, Tony and Jess, tony romo, Unsilent Majority
October 13th, 2008 at 7:04 pm
That’s Unsilent for the win.
October 13th, 2008 at 7:08 pm
That’s a shocker!
October 13th, 2008 at 7:12 pm
Not until it heals.
October 13th, 2008 at 7:12 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jNFk_9_ee4
October 13th, 2008 at 7:21 pm
there goes the neighborhood…
wait, just my fantasy team
/trying to pick up brad johnson off the waiver wire
October 13th, 2008 at 7:24 pm
@moirra:
You’re looking for Brad in the wrong place. Try the Dallas/Ft. Worth Senior Citizens Center instead.
October 13th, 2008 at 7:26 pm
I smell a new Wade & Jerry on the horizon . . .
October 13th, 2008 at 7:34 pm
Ronnie Lott is wondering why this is a problem.
October 13th, 2008 at 7:44 pm
Okay, I know the liveblog isn’t up yet, but I’ve now heard Trent Dilfer talk about how Romo is a “great ball flicker” because of his throwing method twice, and my laughter is now of the gasping for air variety.
October 13th, 2008 at 7:48 pm
@ Ben – I think he meant great booger flicker.
October 13th, 2008 at 7:52 pm
TO will have to double up on the antidepressant.
October 13th, 2008 at 7:59 pm
If all goes well, Tony Romo will still have 9 reasons to live.
October 13th, 2008 at 8:02 pm
it’ll heal in more than enough time for him to come back, get them to the playoffs, and completely fuck it all up in the wild card round
October 13th, 2008 at 8:19 pm
[cellphone rings]
Tony: You got Romo
Donovan: Want me to kiss it and make it better?
October 13th, 2008 at 8:39 pm
Laugh it up, asswipes, I’m coming for Mr. Campbell very soon. I’ve just got to make a quick stop in Philly first…
October 13th, 2008 at 8:41 pm
@ Stig:
I tried searching for him there, but apparently some white-haired guy yelling “Yeehaw I am fucking crazy!” got to him first
October 13th, 2008 at 8:55 pm
I swear Redskins fans are the hatin-est people alive.
/not mad at all
//okay, maybe a little
October 13th, 2008 at 9:34 pm
@smoes — Are you sure you don’t just smell someone cooking bacon? The scents are hard to tell apart.
October 13th, 2008 at 10:37 pm
jess: “but that’s the one that goes in the stink!”
October 13th, 2008 at 10:46 pm
I have both McNabb and Romo on my team and now I get to start Kyle Orton. What the hell?
October 13th, 2008 at 11:08 pm
The Cowboys lost to the Cardinals and Romo is out for a month. The Redskins lost to the Rams. The Giants are currently (4th quarter) losing to the Browns.
Somewhere, Donovan McNabb is laughing his ass off.
October 14th, 2008 at 1:51 am
So much for The…Greatest…Division…in…Football!!!!! Welcome to the roller coaster, NFC East fans.
/bitter about Bears quarterbacking
October 14th, 2008 at 7:48 am
TO will break Brad Johnson slap down. Brad will throw 24 pics in the 4 weeks he’s back there just trying to get TO off his back.
October 14th, 2008 at 8:17 am
Something tell me that TO is not going to enjoy the Brad Johnson (or as his teammates in Tampa called him “Captain Checkdown”) experience. Tick, tick, tick,……………….the TO bomb in nearer and nearer to detonation.
October 14th, 2008 at 8:43 am
My boy Romo is a GODDAMN GIMP! YEEHAW, I AM FUCKING SCREWED!
October 14th, 2008 at 9:06 am
rumor that kitna may be traded to the cowboys?
http://sidelionreport.com/2008/10/13/is-kitna-packing-his-bags-for-dallas-right-now/
October 14th, 2008 at 5:01 pm
Jessica immediately called to see if Nick was single.