They Still Draft Better Than I Do
Funny Or Die does indeed bring the funny this morning with the Head Trauma Fantasy Football Draft. If only the filmmakers ponied up the extra money on bringing in Trent Green, Tedy Bruschi, Ted Johnson, Steve Young and Troy Polamalu, it would be that much better. And where’re the Pixies on the soundtrack? My feeble mind needs pleasing sounds to go with the comedy!
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October 23rd, 2008 at 8:22 am
And where’re the Pixies on the soundtrack?
I’d like to have the Pixies follow me around to provide my theme music. Given how hard up most of them are for cash, that shouldn’t be a problem.
Dance for me, Frank Black! Dance!
October 23rd, 2008 at 8:22 am
Are you sure that wasn’t the RNC shown there?
October 23rd, 2008 at 9:03 am
I do a 4x (M,W,F,Sa) a week Combined Battle Operations Center (CBOC) brief here at Fort Stewart. There’s about 27 of us briefing and it takes about 90 minutes or so. I decided we all need our intro music ala the WWF.
Oh, and you know how folks have their cell phone inbox music as you wait to leave a message? I want something similar:
“Alright stop, collaborate and listen, I’m back with a brand new message. Something grabs ahold of me tightly, calling you, daily and nightly.
BEEP. Please hold for a message from {Insert your name here}
BEEP
October 23rd, 2008 at 9:07 am
The guy in the Hood keeps it real like that.
October 23rd, 2008 at 9:17 am
Are you sure that wasn’t the RNC shown there?
Are you calling the RNC a bunch of retarded white guys?
I beg to differ. Spending $150,000 in campaign funds on Sarah Palin’s designer wardrobe was sheer fucking genius.
October 23rd, 2008 at 9:26 am
Those guys are way too young to be in the RNC.
October 23rd, 2008 at 9:36 am
Funny, I don’t remember playing the guy with the glasses.
October 23rd, 2008 at 9:39 am
Can’t see the video so I guess I’ll be waiting on the funny. But Vanilla Ice as your VM ringtone? REALLY? Vanilla Ice? Robert Matthew Van Winkle? Wow. Unless you’ve got Color Me Badd as the inbox music, then count me out.
October 23rd, 2008 at 9:41 am
“Dance for me, Frank Black! Dance!”
That’s Black Francis to you.
October 23rd, 2008 at 9:57 am
That’s Black Francis to you.
Heh. I thought twice about which name to use. There’s just no pleasing you people, is there?
October 23rd, 2008 at 11:07 am
Otto -
Black Francis when he’s with The Pixies. Frank Black when he’s solo. I imagine it took a whole lot of heroin for him to come up with that. Anyhow, Pixies are cool whatever he wants his name as.
October 23rd, 2008 at 11:32 am
I figured Black Flag would be a little too angry. Yes, I’m a conservative who listens to Black Flag.
October 23rd, 2008 at 11:40 am
thanks KSK for reminding me that i have to go to a staff meeting at 11 !
October 23rd, 2008 at 11:48 am
I imagine it took a whole lot of heroin for him to come up with that.
By the looks of him, a whole lot of pizza too.
October 23rd, 2008 at 12:15 pm
The pixies aren’t exactly hard up for cash. Frank has had a successful solo career and their reunion tours and DVDs haven’t been too shabby! Oh and they are Bahstahn based. You can’t escape the overall genius that eminates from the entire region. We lost the ALCS just so you wouldn’t feel so bad about yourselves. Fear Matt Cassell!
October 23rd, 2008 at 3:46 pm
What ever happened to Doug & Doug?
October 23rd, 2008 at 9:00 pm
They stopped making videos