The Thought Process Of DeAngelo Hall
10.20.08Hall intercepted Brett Favre in the fourth quarter of the Raiders-Jets game yesterday. This is exactly what he was thinking.
Cotchery, you motherfucking motherfucker. I been ownin’ your ass all day. All day, sucka! You ain’t gettin’ no more shit on 2-1 today. Wait, fuck, I wear 23 now. When the fuck did that happen? I’m still wearing that Free Mike Vick t-shirt underneath. Man, how did he get his ass in jail? Too bad he doesn’t think the way I think.
There’s the snap! Come on, Jericho, you biblical bitch! Try and run a go on me, you fuckass fuck! Looks like that white guy is throwing it deep. Mike Vick never threw it deep.
Hey, why’s Jehovah cutting underneath? Ball’s going this way, fool. Oh shit, I think I can get to this one. This is like returning a punt, except I’m running backwards. Like a chinchilla or some shit. Like downhill or somethin’. I’mma plow like 50 bitches tonight if I can run this back to the house.
Damn, that ball’s hanging up there forever. What’s everybody doing after the game, I wonder? I know this great rib joint that just opened up. It’s like right by my house. I might even be able to walk there. Hey, maybe McCain could clean up Washington. Square roots are the dumbest thing ever. Hey, I think this ball’s coming down. I don’t see any snow on it. What city are we in?
Got it! Fire, baby! Taking this to the house! Mike Vick never picked anybody off before! But he never really played defense. Except after HE threw a pick. Goddamn, I wish I could’ve played against him. I’d have like 500 more picks or something. Oh, shit, I’m gonna get hit. When did I get so blurry?
Yeah! First down! Come on, other black quarterback! You can do it!





“Fuckass fuck.”
I got some looks in the office for laughing at that.
Jeez Punter, that’s just random.
/lets self out
Come on other black quarterback, you can do it
Except it was more the bald white kicker who did it, but whatever.
[i]Come on other black quarterback, you can do it[/i]
Except it was more the bald white kicker who did it, but whatever.
This is eerily similar to Vincent Jackson’s thought process on deep routes
You forgot the part where they called 3 penalties on that play, including one on Peter King for “getting roughed up by the passer”
i don’t care what this guy was thinking. it was the first time he was in position to make a play all season.
/hopes michael huff figures things out and gets back in the starting lineup
I don’t want a Large Farva. I want a gaddamn liter of cola!
“This is like returning a punt, except I’m running backwards. Like a chinchilla or some shit.”
Simply… phenomenal
@Grimey +1 for the Super Troopers reference
Hey, why’s Jehovah cutting underneath? Ball’s going this way, fool.
Be prepared to be smoten next week heathen.
- The Big G
Nice one punter. Now we just need Brett Favra’s side of the story in that crazy bayou language he speaks.
chinchillas run backwards?
i come for the education, i stay for the dick jokes
Square roots are the dumbest thing ever.
Don’t just skim the posts, boys and girls — really dig in there, stumble over the language, suck the marrow from the words. KSK always gives you something beautiful.
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From now on, everyone with a biblical name shall be called a fuckass fuck.
Jeez Punter, that’s just pixelated.
The most truthful post of all time. Excellent work Punter.
I thought Favraro was the QB, not Marmalard.