The Singletary Rant Reeeeeeeeemiiiixxxxx!
Ah, the trusty chestnut that is dubbing one piece of pop culture ephemera over another to point out their likeness in a humorous fashion. You know I love it. But what got Mike Singletary so worked up is not the listless play of bustastic former Terp Vernon Davis, but his angsty conversation with Bill Walsh from beyond the grave. Observe after the jump.
Thanks to Awful Announcing.
Tags: the fiery eyes of singletary are in charge now, wasting my life on final cut pro, xmas ape
October 27th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
He was a Behhhhh!!!
October 27th, 2008 at 1:47 pm
“Ted Kennedy, when you were diagnosed with brain cancer, I heard the first call you made was to your brother John. What did he tell you?”
October 27th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
“Bill Walsh didn’t call Mike, Bill Walsh is dead.”
Wow, so blunt and cold.
October 27th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
Somebody on the other thread referenced how little Davis has done in his ” career ” in the NFL:
http://insider.espn.go.com/nfl/players/profile?playerId=9592&action=login&appRedirect=http%3a%2f%2finsider.espn.go.com%2fnfl%2fplayers%2ffantasy%3fstatsId%3d7755
88 catches, 7 touchdowns – in his CAREER.
October 27th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
My sauces have told me that Bill Walsh died in 2004. Not 2007 like everyone else claiming. So get ya facts straight, reporter girl.
October 27th, 2008 at 2:03 pm
88 catches, 7 touchdowns – in his CAREER.
He’s halfway through his third season.
October 27th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
Oh and when is someone going to remix his video with this speech: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMBZDwf9dok
October 27th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
So he didn’t call Walsh?
October 27th, 2008 at 2:35 pm
what’s the point of using youtube if the vids are just going to get yanked in an hour anyway? pointless to post about them too….the funnay is gone
October 27th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
Isn’t that the same chick that cursed on ESPNEWS? Time to hang up the mic lady and go past jail on your way to sports themed pornography.
October 27th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
I haven’t had any of my vids yanked from YouTube yet.
October 27th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
I personally enjoyed the way he prioritized what was wrong with that segment. We all know being a Beah is much more important than being dead.
October 27th, 2008 at 8:48 pm
f***…firefox 3.0 sucks then. these vids show up as unavailable…
October 28th, 2008 at 12:08 am
The second one got pulled, but I didn’t put that one up on YouTube. I find that as long as you don’t put in any terms that give away its content in the tags or video title, they don’t cotton onto your breaking the terms of service. Weeeee!
October 28th, 2008 at 2:50 am
the best part by far
“I’m sorry” *puts hand in front of Samurai Mike’s face*
“Yeah, yeah.” *mumbles something that we can only assume is: You are sorry, bitch”*
Oh poor guy….
October 29th, 2008 at 12:30 am
Bill Walsh was in a dead zone
October 29th, 2008 at 11:17 pm
ahh yes the sanfansico 69ers