Comments on: The Dick-Off: Santonio Holmes vs. Chris Cooley. WHO YA GOT?

By: random guy

random guy — Fri, 05 Nov 2010 01:20:22 +0000

you ppl are retarded,limp size changes by the second, he couldve been at his smallest at that moment, plus i heard the picture was only of his deckhead the only ppl you can judge based off of limp size are black dudes, because studies have shown that black dudes are about the same size limp as they are erect, look it up(causing dumb ppl to be fooled into thinking theyre bigger when erect), white dudes are growers even if big when limp, so this proves nothing you retards, i highly doubt santonio would blow you away if you say him with a hard on

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world cup 2010 betting poll — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 01:01:59 +0000

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By: Brady

Brady — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 16:20:13 +0000

Man, I was gifted with what even the black dudes use to call the long beast in the highschool lockeroom after football practice untill I got sick of it, so, this doesnt even impress me when I look at myself everyday, its only the dark version minus an inch.

By: Vince Young Sausage

Vince Young Sausage — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 23:42:53 +0000

Ape loves the Stillers and has a hate-on for Tina Fey. Makes him the perfect catch.

The Redskins are made more hateable by the fact that their number one celebrity fan is Tom Cruise, while the number one celebrity fan of the Stillers is … NO ONE!!! Stillers get bonus points for having no high-profile celebrity fans.

‘cept maybe Marty Allen. Hello dare.

By: Gino Tourettesa

Gino Tourettesa — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 19:13:14 +0000

Thank God there’s no video of Maj getting all grabby with Bruce Pearl.

By: Roves Rongrastname

Roves Rongrastname — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 18:43:43 +0000

@ chris-bessmerivin – My mother loves that movie (and Steve Martin, she has a thing for massive douchebags). I can’t even say anything else out of shock over the reference.

By: stealofthedraft

stealofthedraft — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 18:20:10 +0000

Santonio is a big TR fan: speak softly and carry a big stick.

By: Unsilent Majority

Unsilent Majority — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 17:30:37 +0000

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By: Slash

Slash — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 17:09:56 +0000

Tried to find an uncensored photo of the dongs in question, without doing a job-endangering search. So far, no luck, although seeing Steely McBeam’s face superimposed over Santonio’s crotch is pretty amusing. And unsettling.

By: dAndy ManCandy

dAndy ManCandy — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 16:39:33 +0000

In order to queerify Ape’s gayness or creepiness the name and sex of the cat must be known. I’m guessing male and Mr. Flippet. Yes, I believe he actually puts a Mister in front of the cat’s name.