Before the start of the season, two notable contributors to playoff teams each had an episode of penile exhibitionism hit the Intarwebs. Only Chris Cooley caught flak for his, but that’s because a guy with as big a dick as Santonio Holmes never has to apologize for it. Hell, I’m sure Jeff Reed was glad to welcome him to the online dick-flashing club. So Brady Quinn, WHO YA GOT?
Santonio Holmes____________Chris Cooley
Wherever the good weed at___________Fuck Town
San Antonio, according to every fuckwit announcer_________Captain Chaos
Genetic lottery________________Team’s fantasy league (almost as good!)
Tomato can___________________Tomato stem
Who’s on it
I don’t know, but I hope they lubed_________Every Redskins fan
What happens when you point a Desert Eagle at it?
Fucks your fantasy team as painfully as it sounds________________Makes you go through Tanner
But wait, there’s more!
Bonus WHO YA GOT: The Ape vs. The Maj
The teams backed by the biggest homers on KSK face off on Monday night for the only the fourth time in 17 years. The last time the Redskins beat the Steelers, the first Bush was still in the White House and Washington actually had a football team in Washington. Oh yeah, and they won the Super Bowl that year. So fuck what you hear about the game’s results and their bearing on the presidential race, now that Philly broke its 25-year title drought, D.C.’s is only 8 years off the mark. WHO CAN YA TOLERATE?
Michael Tunison____________Jack Kogod
Possesses undying hatred for
Tina Fey______________Certain rival bloggers
Must reference in every post
The Steelers______________Dan Steinberg
Awarded gay points for
Again, the whole living alone with a cat thing____Attending private school, fellating Gilbert Arenas
Jokes about Hines Wald hording foll Jeff Leed_____________Horrible gambling advice
Bitching endlessly about every perceived slight___________Caring more about Deadspin weekends
I want more like this!
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