State Farm unveiled a second version of it’s “Feeling Kinda Sunday” ad today (okay, it was new to me) that included this quick cut of a girl with a Buzzsaw bullseye on the small of her back. See, it’s things like these that make Kurt Warner wanna hang it up. I’d say the Cards don’t have much of a prayer (sorry again, Kurt) but after seeing the Rams pick up their first win today, who knows what the late games will bring? Hopefully a watchable game. Denver and Jacksonville likely provides the best chance of that.
Speaking of the back end non sequiturs, the girl from the omnipresent Lowe’s ad does all right for herself.
Update: YYYYEEEEEE HAAAAAAWWWW I AM FUCKING DEJECTED!
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Aikman: “He continuously continues to make poor tackles.”
I couldn’t believe he said that. How does he keep a job when he can’t speak? Fuck.
Eat shit, Dallas.
I’m starting to think that when they grade the refs every week, they use the ol’ Bell curve method. The boys all love Eddie two guns and this way they all get C’s.
All right, gang, I’m out. Thanks for playing along, and enjoy your evenin’ game.
The NFC East is still the BESTEVEREST right?
I blame Pacman.
Belichick has the hoodie on. Release the hounds.
Lowe’s chick!
TO thinks he should’ve punted the ball
Romo is the man!!!
Now let’s hear TO’s take…
“That’s my team mate. That’s my punter.”
Cowboys trainwreck right on sched!
Ooh, that has to hurt. Suck it, Cowboys fans.
WILL LEITCH IS ENGORGED!
No, god just has a sense of humor apparently
So was that turn of events more or less devastating for Dallas fans than the revelation of House’s shocking secret in light of the death of his father?
I’m going to go with “more.”
The suckitude level from Dallas today partially offsets the pain of the slightly-less gut punching Skins loss.
Quite an opening drive, Dallas
BUZZSAW
Romo shits the bed with fumble after fumble, and you just know that the punter will be blamed for the loss. I fucking hate people sometimes.
The kicker laying on the ground in pain. A fitting end for a fucked football game
Leitch’s girl is gonna be sore tonight.
/Spit take.
Budweiser on computer screen
Wowowowowoowowowow
Wafers for everyone!
hahahaha
Did Romo graduate from the Rex Grossman School of Ball Security or what?
Ken the genius Wizenedcunt.
TMQ wrote game over in his notebook, then erased it.
This game is further proof that God is a vengeful omnipotent deity
cassels- the cowboys have smiles on their faces because there’s no way they should have been able to force OT down 24-14 with 3 min. to play. They’re playing with house money right now. The Cardinals feel like they’ve already choked the game away.
cassel: maybe the smiles are for the second chance they just got to win a game they should have lost by a couple of touchdowns.
The NFL competition commitee really has get on this last-second-time-out-on-a-field-goal shit. It’s a savvy move, but it’s still a dick move.
Awsome kick!! Would have been good from like 52 and a half yds. … easy!
hmm i’m wondering if the cardinals wish the refs hadn’t fucked up 8 plays in the first half….
Notice how the cowboys had smiles on their faces during the coin toss? Is this fixed?
what the hell? fuck this game.
That replay of Wade’s bitch tits jiggling will haunt me tonight. Thanks Fox…
Overtime ? It’s already Monday!
Whizz on Whisen! HA
I’m so glad the Cardinals got pwned by their own timeout. Although I DO want them to win….
damn Wade, mix in a salad and a little bench work.
Ken Whisenhunt:
This is why you couldn’t be our head coach.
Yours,
Steelers fan
+20 to SaveUs.
I hate this rule. I absolutely cannot say enough how much I fucking hate the practice of calling timeout one second before the field goal try.
Holy shit! What a kick!
Romo’s not holding?
Isn’t that back-to-back timeouts? Isn’t that a penalty?
No way he misses now.
jesus fuck snake.
Whisenhunted!!!
You have got to be fucking kidding me. has NFL officiating taken a brain shit this year?
What. The. Fuck.
20
10 says he shorts it.
Holy shit, this is a five minute stoppage in play
If he was down on the field and hurt, then they should take the five yards from Dallas but give them about five more seconds, right?
And not kicking a field goal here is just…WTF?
Pete Morelli is a dipshit of the highest order. He’s the guy who overturned the Polamalu interception (and had to apologize days later) in the Colts-Steelers ’05 playoff game.
Nice free time-out for the Cowboys too.
This game is classic NFC clusterfuck
I’m just walking into bonus coverage after a donkey-suck Seahawks-Packers game. This one looks like it’s been much better.
Sorry, I’m an idiot.
Didn’t they get the first down?
NOW what? The end of this game is a serious clusterfuck.
Wait a second — wasn’t it 3rd and 11? So shouldn’t the spike have been 4th down?
Tick, tick, tick
Do you think Warner’s wife does anal? How about on him with a dildo?
Stupid penalties are an Arizona speciality.
The Cards managed to hold MBIII under 70 yards on that screen. Maybe they have a shot after all.
There is no chance the ‘Boys don’t at least score 3 here, right? I mean, it is STILL the CARDINALS.
“It’s time for Romo to perform the Magic.” Does he have magic hands?
Game’s in the hands of the Arizona defense. Or, as Interpol famously called them, “slow hands.”
By the way, what the fuck reason would Leonard Davis have to be spiteful toward Arizona and their fans? You shit the bed as the #2 overall pick, experience a modicum of success elsewhere, and return to “stick it to” the team that paid you giant money to suck dick? Sometimes I fucking HATE sports.
Aikman: “He continuously continues to make poor tackles.”
did brian russell just sub into the cards’ secondary for that play?
FUCK
I wish they’d stop showing sideline shots of Andy Reid, it’s distracting me from drinking
And if Troy Aikman keeps saying “as what” when he should just be saying “as,” I’m going to lose my fucking mind.
Wow. To rip off Matt Moore, MBIII just went Nova.
@DavidtheUnderpantsGnome: I only remember the English version on Nick Jr. from when I was a lad.