Comments on: Sergeant Coughlin Would Like To Guard Against Complacency

By: NewYorkFootballFlukes

NewYorkFootballFlukes — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 19:05:47 +0000

@ Gooch: when you refer to doing “18-1 right”, you mean losing to a shit Browns team early in the season and playing the rest of the season with no controversy, pressure, or anyone giving a shit about beating a team with one loss, setting no records, not having to listen to Mercury Morris every week, not having to deal with a bogus “cheating” scandal, and winning in a season when the best teams in the league are injury depleted — thats what you meant about going 18-1 the “right” way, right?

By: The Gooch

The Gooch — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 14:46:43 +0000

@Ape

I apologize, I thought BDD was the Pittsburgh fan. I was just trying to rile him up with some Yahoo! Sports quality super-annoying-out-of-touch-with-reality fanboy nonsense.

At least it worked on somebody.

That being said, FEROCIOUS ASS-WHOOPING!

By: jackin'4beats

jackin'4beats — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 13:53:17 +0000

I'm probably gonna get banned for this one, but the Giants strength and conditioning coach is Jerry Palmieri not Thomas McGaughey. Did I mention that this was hilarious? "I WILL FUCKING IMPREGNATE YOUR RECTUM WITH A GODDAMN CHAINSAW!" OK that will probably leave a mark.

By: Christmas Ape

Christmas Ape — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 04:57:03 +0000

Maybe not this year, but they did at least knock off a then-unbeaten Pats team in February. I’m sure you appreciated that one.

By: Handful of Peter

Handful of Peter — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 04:22:13 +0000

“Why would the Vikings fan be bitter about the Giants win, Gooch? And ferocious ass-whooping? A one-score victory that resulted from a 4th quarter comeback? Go get beaten like Plaxico’s wife.”

Don’t despair, Ape. The Giants have beaten far better teams.

By: Ocho Cinco Fan Club

Ocho Cinco Fan Club — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 04:22:06 +0000

all i’m wondering is, why the lashout on probably one of the top players on the team and not on… um let’s just say for no particular reason… plaxico?

/will never understand what parents came up with that name.
//just as chad’s children’s peers will never figure out how a black mexican child has the last name ocho cinco.

By: Travis Henry's fifth kid

Travis Henry's fifth kid — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 02:09:14 +0000

You had me at “queefjuice”.

By: Lance Armstrong's Excised Testicle

Lance Armstrong's Excised Testicle — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 01:23:49 +0000

@ foxxy brown — as for “fuckwagon,” I think that device was best described in South Park episode 511 — http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Entity_(South_Park) — a monowheel device that is controlled “using four ‘flexi-grip handles’ that somewhat resemble erect penises; two used by the hands, one in the mouth, and a fourth handle which is inserted into the anus.” That, sir, is a fuckwagon

Personally, I prefer the simple elegance of the phrase “taintlicking cockworker.”

By: SaveUsKyleOrton!

SaveUsKyleOrton! — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 01:00:08 +0000

“Vomit on a stolen cock” vs. “Dogherpes-giving dogfucker.” It’s like trying to decide between ScarJo and Alba.

By: foxxy brown

foxxy brown — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 00:12:45 +0000

oh, and “go get beaten like Plaxico’s wife” is a must-use