Comments on: Please Take Me Back (For Your Fantasy Team)

By: Marmalard's Asking Me

Marmalard's Asking Me — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 16:00:04 +0000

I can’t believe I’m seriously considering benching McNafro for the Neckbeard.

By: SaveUsKyleOrton!

SaveUsKyleOrton! — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 05:13:50 +0000

Step 1: Draft Brees as your starter
Step 2: Take a flyer on Warner in the 10th round as your backup and cross your fingers.
Step 3: Watch Warner go batshit insane on your bench week after week.
Step 4: Grab Orton off the waiver wire last week so no one else can.
Step 5: Find desperate fantasy opponent whose quarterbacks absolutely suck.
Step 6: PROFIT!!! (i.e trade Warner for Steve Slaton AND DeSean Jackson)

By: t2ed

t2ed — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 21:46:31 +0000

No he won’t. He can’t play the Lions every week.

By: Johnny Drama

Johnny Drama — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 21:05:32 +0000

Keeper league.

/drafted Cutler, kept into next season.
/traded for Brees
/picked up Flacco & Neckbeard off waivers
/traded Neckbeard for Willis McGahee

/Neckbeard destroyers Detriot
/McGahee tears ACL taking shit.

Thanks for nothing AGAIN, asshole.

By: Boatdrinks

Boatdrinks — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 16:24:43 +0000

Say Anything, John Cusack, late 80’s. In Your Eyes awesomeness is better than movie, Cusack. Dude Cusack lack of any ambition; father wants nothing todo with him. And yet, by his playing In Your Eyes on boombox outside house, gets dumb together chick to take loser back.

By: Rocco

Rocco — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 15:45:01 +0000

What movie are we talking about?

By: Poop, the other white meat

Poop, the other white meat — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 15:42:44 +0000

Neckbeard has no neck?

By: ognihs

ognihs — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 15:13:41 +0000

@ CC – i’m in the same situation in a dynasty league. i picked up orton off waivers before he won the starting job, thinking “i’ll never use him; i have brady.” god i hate fantasy football.

By: BabyCarruth

BabyCarruth — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 15:12:51 +0000

@Captain Caveman: Me too, brother. Me too.

*throws back another shot*

By: jackin'4beats

jackin'4beats — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 14:40:35 +0000

No damn way. I do not want you neckbeard, I’m afraid you’ll suck…yes I’m scared.