Look, I know it’s been a rough road, especially with you going to England soon, but just give me another chance. I’ve been playing really well lately! I know I’ve burned you in the past, but…I…I just can’t believe you left me on waivers again. I guess I didn’t know what you were going through in 2005.
If you pick me up, I’ll make it up to you, I promise. I’ve already thrown more TDs than Peyton and Tom Brady combined, and only one of those guys is out for the year! I know your dad was busted by the IRS, but you can trust me on this. As soon as you put me in your starting lineup and hit “Submit Changes,” everything will be alright.
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I can’t believe I’m seriously considering benching McNafro for the Neckbeard.
Step 1: Draft Brees as your starter
Step 2: Take a flyer on Warner in the 10th round as your backup and cross your fingers.
Step 3: Watch Warner go batshit insane on your bench week after week.
Step 4: Grab Orton off the waiver wire last week so no one else can.
Step 5: Find desperate fantasy opponent whose quarterbacks absolutely suck.
Step 6: PROFIT!!! (i.e trade Warner for Steve Slaton AND DeSean Jackson)
No he won’t. He can’t play the Lions every week.
Keeper league.
/drafted Cutler, kept into next season.
/traded for Brees
/picked up Flacco & Neckbeard off waivers
/traded Neckbeard for Willis McGahee
/Neckbeard destroyers Detriot
/McGahee tears ACL taking shit.
Thanks for nothing AGAIN, asshole.
Say Anything, John Cusack, late 80′s. In Your Eyes awesomeness is better than movie, Cusack. Dude Cusack lack of any ambition; father wants nothing todo with him. And yet, by his playing In Your Eyes on boombox outside house, gets dumb together chick to take loser back.
What movie are we talking about?
Neckbeard has no neck?
@ CC – i’m in the same situation in a dynasty league. i picked up orton off waivers before he won the starting job, thinking “i’ll never use him; i have brady.” god i hate fantasy football.
@Captain Caveman: Me too, brother. Me too.
*throws back another shot*
No damn way. I do not want you neckbeard, I’m afraid you’ll suck…yes I’m scared.
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECKBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEARD.
Somehow it’s become a term of endearment. I love that man and his furry neck.
Tommy. Tom. She’s written 65 songs… 65. They’re all about you. They’re all about pain.
Orton probably thinks Ione Skye is a brand of vodka.
Detective Bunk: Game over. You win.
My QBs are so shitty I actually wanted him and somebody beat me to it and he blew up last week. Fuck me! I also like the fact that he looks that the kind of redneck mother fuckers I hang out with on occasion. I bet he drinks Natty Light too.
God, I hate that movie.
+1 Detective Bunk
I almost did this yesterday.
/start Horse Balls or Schaub this week?
Oh my God, I am leaving for Engalnd next week. You really DO understand me Orton! I’ll drop everything and make it happen my knight in shiny Jack Daniels armor!
/Not getting rid of Warner, will probably kick self later.
If that’s neckbeard, where’s his bottle of Jack?
Maybe it’s just because i’m fucking the proverbial fat chick that is Kurt Warner and Carson Palmer, but man Neck Beard is so goddam sexy to me right now.
/drafted Brady
/picked up Orton off of waivers this week
Sigh…
Forget “Say Anything” quotes, how about the spoof from South Park where Stan plays “Shock the Monkey”, instead of “In Your Eyes”. Much better scene as far as I am concerned.
And Yes, I own Kyle Orton on one of my fantasy teams, and he served me spectacularly well during my starters week 4 bye.
In your eyes, the neck, the beard.
I’m sorry, but I…I can’t risk getting hurt again. I’ve moved on.
I’d like you to meet my new QB Jay. He has diabetes.
I’m glad I have Donovan. As sad as that is, I’d rather have him than any bears QB. And Kyle, it’s not me, it’s because you’re a drunk.
I can hear Peter Gabriel’s “In Your Eyes”
commence “Say Anything” quotes
Fuck and No.
/so glad I drafted Brees