Comments on: Overcoming Rites of Patches Can Make a Lethal of Matt Cackle

By: emmitt smiff

emmitt smiff — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 23:17:49 +0000

matt cackel can really mastwerbate da ball dow the feel…………….

By: martinriggs

martinriggs — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 00:09:52 +0000

Did Emmiff say, “between a rock & a horror place”?

By: Cornbread

Cornbread — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 18:39:23 +0000

I distinctly heard “rights of Pageants” and “get on that fawfy”.
I think they should all talk like emmitt.

By: bcfunk

bcfunk — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 17:11:34 +0000

Steve Young to: “I couldn’t have said it better.”

TRANSLATION: Seriously, I COULD NOT HAVE SAID WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU JUST SAID.

By: marmatard

marmatard — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 17:08:50 +0000

Yes I liked it that much I posted it twice.

By: marmatard

marmatard — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 17:05:25 +0000

Champ Bay Leaf

I lolled.

By: marmatard

marmatard — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 17:05:22 +0000

Champ Bay Leaf

I lolled.

By: Christmas Ape

Christmas Ape — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 16:51:30 +0000

Marlowespade Says:
October 21st, 2008 at 11:12 am edit

This was funnier when you weren’t trying so hard with every other word. Go back to the original: sprinkle in the Smiff-isms every couple sentences or so, and provide actual commentary.

Everyone’s a cricket.

By: jackin'4beats

jackin'4beats — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 16:24:17 +0000

Let's try that one again... this

By: jackin'4beats

jackin'4beats — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 16:18:53 +0000

Someone needs to teach Emmitt the proper use of singular and plural forms of a word. Like “do” and “does”. He’s constantly fucking that up (like last night) and it pains me to hear him talk sometimes. Although word on the street is is wife is helping him with the speech lessons so he doesn’t embarrass himself any further.

And I much rather have this in my office.