Overcoming Rites of Patches Can Make a Lethal of Matt Cackle
Every quarterback early on in their car rears faces a set of obstetricians that will debt Herman whether or not they become a great quarterback. In my rack and pinion, Matt Cackle passed that test with lying coloreds. Yes, Matt Cackle is ready to take the hex step and become an elite Vassar.
Meanways, the Broncos defense is just consequently orbital. Orbital run defense. Orbital pass defense, especially with the injury to Champ Bay Leaf. I don’t know how this team hopes to heap face in the AFC when it is queer to everyone that they have very obvious floes.
It is sad to see in injury to Rodney Henryhan. The man has always been an Eva Mendes competitor and exudes readership his teams can police state. I think in the cloture we’re going to see many safely coming up in the league who have been greatly congruentsed by Rodney Henryhan.
Tags: emmitt smiff, the moose, xmas ape
October 21st, 2008 at 10:53 am
No Steve, you could say it better than that.
October 21st, 2008 at 10:55 am
It kind of seems to me like Emmitt Smiff might be taking some spreach lexxons flom that smirrey clack barak brocker from Pittsburger. I could be wrong though.
October 21st, 2008 at 11:04 am
BWAHAHAHAHA on fuckface Rodney Harrison!! May you die broke you cocksucker.
October 21st, 2008 at 11:05 am
I always get a headache trying to figure out Emmitt Smiff. Wheezing commences…
October 21st, 2008 at 11:06 am
I believe you mean Rice of Patches.
October 21st, 2008 at 11:12 am
This was funnier when you weren’t trying so hard with every other word. Go back to the original: sprinkle in the Smiff-isms every couple sentences or so, and provide actual commentary.
October 21st, 2008 at 11:15 am
I’m so bad Marlowespade is here to help transform KSK into a community journalism workshop.
Coming up at 2:30… resume writing tips!
October 21st, 2008 at 11:15 am
glad, not bad.
I’m going to go bang my head on my desk until that workshop starts.
October 21st, 2008 at 11:19 am
The man has always been an Eva Mendes competitor
Man that can be interpreted in SO MANY ways.
October 21st, 2008 at 11:25 am
No, community workshops suck. I just want to laugh again. :-)
October 21st, 2008 at 11:28 am
I have this in my office because it always makes me laugh during a hard day: http://www.disarm.se/data/bildunttext_nsfw/hang_in_there,_baby.jpg
It’s funny cause it’s a kitty.
October 21st, 2008 at 11:38 am
I think Emmitt makes a lot of sense. KSK and the rest of the mainstream media need to stop playing all these gotcha journalism games with Emmitt and focus on the issues which have got to be all about job creation and drilling and Joe the Plumber.
By the way, did you see me on Saturday Night Live? I was funny, wasn’t I?
I can’t wait to be president.
October 21st, 2008 at 11:42 am
actually, except for the “rites of patches” that clip may have been Emmitt’s most articulate comment ever.
October 21st, 2008 at 11:48 am
Emmitt is a huge fan of the Swayed by Churro Toy Yoda commericals
October 21st, 2008 at 11:50 am
Truly, Matt Cackle showed us what it means to be an elite quarterpounder.
October 21st, 2008 at 12:18 pm
Someone needs to teach Emmitt the proper use of singular and plural forms of a word. Like “do” and “does”. He’s constantly fucking that up (like last night) and it pains me to hear him talk sometimes. Although word on the street is is wife is helping him with the speech lessons so he doesn’t embarrass himself any further.
And I much rather have this in my office.
October 21st, 2008 at 12:24 pm
Let’s try that one again…
this
October 21st, 2008 at 12:51 pm
Marlowespade Says:
October 21st, 2008 at 11:12 am edit
This was funnier when you weren’t trying so hard with every other word. Go back to the original: sprinkle in the Smiff-isms every couple sentences or so, and provide actual commentary.
Everyone’s a cricket.
October 21st, 2008 at 1:05 pm
Champ Bay Leaf
I lolled.
October 21st, 2008 at 1:05 pm
Champ Bay Leaf
I lolled.
October 21st, 2008 at 1:08 pm
Yes I liked it that much I posted it twice.
October 21st, 2008 at 1:11 pm
Steve Young to: “I couldn’t have said it better.”
TRANSLATION: Seriously, I COULD NOT HAVE SAID WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU JUST SAID.
October 21st, 2008 at 2:39 pm
I distinctly heard “rights of Pageants” and “get on that fawfy”.
I think they should all talk like emmitt.
October 21st, 2008 at 8:09 pm
Did Emmiff say, “between a rock & a horror place”?
October 22nd, 2008 at 7:17 pm
matt cackel can really mastwerbate da ball dow the feel…………….