Ol’ Corny Zorny Might Have Whoop-Di-Do’d Too Soon
Sure, the Redskins are only trailing the winless and rudderless Rams by three in the 3rd quarter, but this was a game they were supposed to run away with. “Because the NFC East has all the best teams in football! No way any of them could lose outside the division!” Die.
October 12th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
On the band wagon since moving to DC in ‘81 with the Taylor jersey and hat on - sometimes the ball doesn’t bounce your way.
Ya better tell somebody
October 12th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
Take that one for the thumb and shove it up your ass.
October 12th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
I could do that. And still the Steelers would have more rings than the ‘Skins.
/Hip-hip-hooray!
October 12th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
Look at that, 9 points now.
October 12th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
Ummm, Minnesota bedshitting? Anyone? Anyone? Fucking up my suicide pick? Shaming Drew?
GAH this east coast blogger anti-mainstream media bias
October 12th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
HOORAY!
/late
October 12th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
Aw, the ‘Skins retook the lead. At least Maj is still losing money.
October 12th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
Woah, that’s a dumb penalty.
October 12th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
Ahahahahahahhahaha
October 12th, 2008 at 4:09 pm
DAGGER!
October 12th, 2008 at 4:09 pm
Fuck the Bears!!!!!
HAHAHA
October 12th, 2008 at 4:09 pm
And a similar fate befalls Bears fans.
October 12th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
Thanks for the cocktease, Redskins. Should have known better.
October 12th, 2008 at 4:17 pm
Was the entire Cardinals team escorting JJ Arrington into the endzone? All the Cowboys fall down, go boom?
October 12th, 2008 at 4:17 pm
This is the worst development in football, neh, SPORTS history! Coach Zorn should be fired! Until next week, where if we win I will actively declare the Redskins to be a lock for a Superbowl win and call Zorny a genius.
/every skins fan
October 12th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
Wade’s reaction was priceless, “well pickleshoo”
October 12th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
OK, I really hope that the Falcons’ looooong 3rd qtr. TD drive after the Bears closed the gap to 12-10 and the 30-yd pass to Jenkins to put the Falcons in FG range with 1 DAMN SECOND left, finally and officially ends the national media myth of the “great” Bears defense. Seriously. The Bears D is mediocre-to-good AT BEST, and no one will admit it.
/Bears still better than I thought they would be
October 12th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
Awwwww…the deadskins lost to the Rams? the Rams…the fucking Rams? How’s that shit happen? what…superbowl darlings for the week and then…The Rams? The FUCKING RAMS? BWahahahahaha!
October 12th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
and I’m out of the Suicide contest. Stupid Skins.
October 12th, 2008 at 4:27 pm
Ditto. Fucking Skins.
October 12th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
Oooh…that articulate, clean-cut All-American white boy Brian Russell just made a great defensive play forcing Ryan Grant out of bounds on 3rd down! You all pick on him too much!
/channeling a Strongsville, OH McCain supporter
October 12th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
Lotsa QB fumbles in the Ari Dal game. Both called and uncalled.
October 12th, 2008 at 4:54 pm
and somewhere The Mayor is throwing himself down the stairs
/one can only hope
/maybe asking a little too much, at least the Redskins still lost
October 12th, 2008 at 5:37 pm
Wha..the fuck?!? Just watched that damn video! what the hell is that shit? this guy really coaches? that’s gotta be like a lookalike right? someone…anyone…please tell me it isn’t so! that’s just…that’s…damn…i gotta lay off the bong here now!
/puts bong down
October 12th, 2008 at 5:38 pm
urm
/a slightly smoking bong that is
October 12th, 2008 at 5:41 pm
Snyder’s Bongwater:
In fairness to Zorn, that’s a spoof where he’s playing along with the joke. It’s supposed to be riffing on the “hip-hip-hooray” chants the ‘Skins have been using the last few games.
October 12th, 2008 at 5:51 pm
alright…i gotcha ape…thanks for that…still though…god…i don’t think i’ve ever seen anything like that…that has to be some kind of all new benchmark for corniness!
October 12th, 2008 at 6:58 pm
I don’t know what amazes me more….. That history repeats itself so seamlessly and consistently; Or the the amazement people always show when the same old shit happens again.
OMFG The Dickskins showed flashes of competence only to fail epically!
October 12th, 2008 at 7:36 pm
That’s apparently what you get for being a grade A 1st class bitchzenhunt
October 12th, 2008 at 7:36 pm
It’s one game, you dingbats.
October 12th, 2008 at 7:37 pm
oooo look at wade jiggle with glee!
October 12th, 2008 at 7:55 pm
The Buzzstampacle?
October 12th, 2008 at 8:13 pm
“I could do that. And still the Steelers would have more rings than the ‘Skins.”
Yeah, and exactly one since the disco era. That puts the Steelers in the same category as the Bucs, Ravens, Rams and Colts. Congrats.
October 12th, 2008 at 8:17 pm
Handful of Peter is such a charmingly spiteful Pats fan.
Which one of our teams has won one more recently?
kthanksbai
October 12th, 2008 at 9:09 pm
losing the suicide pool is what i getting for trusting the fucking redskins.
/zorn’d
October 13th, 2008 at 12:10 pm
“Which one of our teams has won one more recently?”
Touche. And yet, Steelers fans are STILL obsessed with the Pats.
October 13th, 2008 at 12:38 pm
What can I say? You bandwagon motherfuckers are just so easy to hate.