Comments on: Nothing moves the pizza pie like comical punches to the crotch.

By: MichaelBluth

MichaelBluth — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 01:54:15 +0000

the commercial cuts off before you can see jessica simpson fellatiating JJ as her father watches on approvingly.

By: Rufus

Rufus — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 16:02:09 +0000

Wade was probably supposed to do this role but ate all the pizza so ol’ double J stepped in at the last minute.

By: Man Bear Pig

Man Bear Pig — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 05:27:27 +0000

At some point you think he might say to himself ‘I am a sixty-six year old billionaire, perhaps some quiet dignity is in order.

Nah … I think Jerry Jones:NFL::Vince McMahon:Professional Wrestling. And even though I don’t really like wrestling, I don’t think the comparison is at all bad. For Jerry or for the NFL. Every sport needs a comical bad guy, and for every non-Dallas fan, that’s Jerry.

By: jujrok

jujrok — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 03:09:14 +0000

forget nut shots. too gentlemanly. jerry needs a high colonic administered through the good offices of a large calibre, belt-fed, fully automatic weapon – preferably on the 50 yard line of the billion dollar shrine he’s building in his honor and image. god what a whore. could jerry jones be the john mccain of nfl owners?

By: mamacita

mamacita — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 23:06:23 +0000

I think there’s something wrong with my monitor; Jerry Jones’ face looks all fucked up.

By: Gino Tourettsa

Gino Tourettsa — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 21:45:57 +0000

When does Terrell Owens get his punch in the balls? The team does better when TO gets more nutshots.

By: Animal Mother

Animal Mother — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 21:06:11 +0000

Do you kids know where good ol’ Double J just got back from drilling for oil in the backside of some young piece of southeast Asia’s finest pre-teen ass?

BANG-COCK!

By: Favre's Next Interception

Favre's Next Interception — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 20:29:52 +0000

Owner, GM, Head Coach, Medical Advisor, Spokesperson, Medical Test Subject and now Actor, is there no end to this man’s genius?

By: Robut M. Nixon

Robut M. Nixon — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 20:25:33 +0000

+1 for proper use of “fustigation.”

By: Johnny Damon's Laser Rocket Arm

Johnny Damon's Laser Rocket Arm — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 20:03:26 +0000

@ Doc Holliday

+1 my friend, +1. I laughed out loud at that one.