Nightmare Falcon Demands You Take His Team Seriously
This Falcon fan has a football for a beak. He’s liable to do anything! His team is in a three-way tie for first place when most people left his team for dead before the season started. It’s a dirty bird no falconer can tame. And he must’ve gotten into Ookie’s stash to come up with something that off the wall.
Tags: Atlanta Falcons, scary, xmas ape
October 13th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
Sorry boss. Call me when my main man gets out of jail.
October 13th, 2008 at 2:01 pm
Moving from Oakland to Atlanta to escape his demons obviously didn’t work.
October 13th, 2008 at 2:03 pm
Wait, that’s not the officially licensed team mascot?
I need to watch an Atlanta game, I guess.
October 13th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
NFC South:
1. Tampa 4-2
2. Atlanta 4-2
3. Carolina 4-2
4. New Orleans 3-3
But don’t tell ESPN that there’s any contender that can hang with the NFC East for “BEST DIVISION IN FOOTBALL…EVER!”
October 13th, 2008 at 2:12 pm
even raider fans think this guy’s a douche
October 13th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
It’s hard to look tough wearing a tiny lil’ football on your chest. Oh, and a quarter of a hollowed out football on your face.
And rooting for the Falcons.
October 13th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
Good thing he’s got shades on to protect his identity.
October 13th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
FIX YO BEAK!
October 13th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
VICK IN DISGUISE!?
October 13th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
I think I saw that Falcon in “The Wiz”.
October 13th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
A paper bag would probably have better ventilation
October 13th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
Little known fact: this guy was the fifth keyboardist in A Flock of Seagulls.
And by “fifth”, I mean 750 Milliliters.
October 13th, 2008 at 2:51 pm
Hey guy with the “Free Mike Vick” shirt 2 rows in front of me.
Thanks for making my experience at Sundays game simply great! When I bought two tickets and took my Dad for his birthday I knew the day would be a good one.
I loved it when you showed up to your seat 4 minutes after kickoff, drunk as a skunk and immediately pronounced that the “sorry ass ghost quarterback” wasn’t going to be able to do anything against Chicago’s defense. Never mind the fact they’d already moved the ball 70 yards and scored.
I also thought it was a nice touch when the Bears went up with 11 seconds to go that you pounded your chest and screamed “Free Mike Vick” the entire time the refs reviewed the catch. Alot of Bears fans sitting in our section were chearing the touchdown - but they moved away from you as you got louder and louder.
And I don’t think I’ll ever forget how you held your head in your hands and picked your jaw off the floor when Elam’s kick said through the uprights.
See you on the 9th against the Saints!
October 13th, 2008 at 2:58 pm
See you on the 9th when we lose to the Saints!
FIX YO POST!
October 13th, 2008 at 2:58 pm
i think he’s actually wearing a dead bird as a hat.
October 13th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
He looks like Jim Crow from ‘Dumbo.’ That’s so racist.
October 13th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
You know the best thing is this guy probably worked on this for like 2 months in total secrecy n his basement before he unveiled it at the pre-game tailgate. The other great part is that when “suited up” every other Falcon fan there thought that was the coolest thing since Vick.
And the fucktard of the week award goes to………
October 13th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
Proof that the Falcons are once again a white man’s team.
October 13th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
Skeets is the man of 1,000 disguises
October 13th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
Best part about Ny Giants on Monday Night Football?
There is no other games to cut away to in the midst of the 3rd quarter blowout thusly robbing you of watching the brilliance of Ahmad Bradshaw
/Cant wait for Jacobs and Ward to die in a Favre hunting accident
October 13th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
This guy will be out of his misery when the Gelfings finally destroy the Dark Crystal.
October 13th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
@handul
Winnar!
October 13th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
@Haterade: Bite your tongue, sir. What’s the problem, exactly, with having three backs who can get 5 yards a pop and all get carries?
October 13th, 2008 at 4:50 pm
Only having one of them on my fantasy team?
October 13th, 2008 at 5:20 pm
He kinda looks like Arthur Blank. That is not a Jew joke.
October 14th, 2008 at 8:42 pm
Yea, what this team needs is some obese trannies wearing pig snouts. Or perhaps a plushie Bill Cowher.