Logel Gooderr Sometime Go Clazee With Powell
Wise man say absorute powell collupt absorutery.
So say Hines Wald. That why me think NFL top man numbell one Logel Gooderr needs to leerinquish some powell. It onree foll own good.
It obvious he begin use powell foll folces of no good. Foll examperr, Hines Wald onree know to pray physicar. Been way of Hines foll many season. Defensive back swoln enemy, pay urtimate plice when they no pay attention in open space. That when Hines attack!
Now Logel Gooderr fine Hines Wald. Foll what? Pray footbarr way it supposed be prayed? Hines need that money to open moll banklupt lestaurant!
Can no be chalactel issue. Hines no Pacman, he moder athrete. He onree think of the youth of fleedom countlee.
Heeee! Hines is tarr leceivel instead of you! So fun time fantastic! See? They is so happy when you show them watch biggel than they face! Hines not even rowel shourdel arr the way when he lun ovel rittle girl. It crean hit!
So prease to be giving back $15,000 dorral you have store flom from numbell one smaltest leceivel. Or erse, Hines Wald take out wlath on Cincy Bengrrrrs. Hines no aflaid do holliberr thing to Reon Harr. You wirr see!
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October 15th, 2008 at 12:39 pm
Why is L.L. Cool J. pictured at the top of a Hines Ward post?
October 15th, 2008 at 12:45 pm
Hines’ famaree make that watch! They fine crockmakulls!
October 15th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
Once again, Hines has answered all my questions one hundred percent!
October 15th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
You just have to keep saying things like “herro” and “prease”
October 15th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
Sturpid lures wlitten in Engrish. Hines no lead Engrish rike honolabre Logel Gooderr. Lures fo footbarr is lascist. Hines lights being abused, rike unsuspecting defensive back no rookie alound for Hines when pray ovah.
October 15th, 2008 at 12:58 pm
Come on, that’s ignorant!!!
Roger is not LOGEL.
Since the second “R” is not pronounced with a hard “R” sound, it should be “LOGER” (or at least Log-ah, although that’s harder to understand)
Please be more careful in the future.
October 15th, 2008 at 1:04 pm
Aw. Rufio is all growed up!
October 15th, 2008 at 1:08 pm
I assume these are just done with the find and replace function in word?
October 15th, 2008 at 1:08 pm
“Hines is tarr leceivel instead of you! So fun time fantastic! See?”
Fun Time fantastic, indeed. You kill me, man.
October 15th, 2008 at 1:12 pm
Look at the youth in the back left of the picture. He wishes he could be numbell one smaltest leceivel!
October 15th, 2008 at 1:18 pm
Hines not even rowel shourdel arr the way when he lun ovel rittle girl. It crean hit!
Oh Hines, how you brighten my life.
October 15th, 2008 at 1:19 pm
At least the fines didn’t take away Hines’s smire.
October 15th, 2008 at 1:22 pm
@ fmra: hahahahahahahaha. but dont you mean hes all “glowed” up?
October 15th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
Goddamnit! The gooks are trying to take over the NFL! Well, not on watch, mister! I know how to win a war!
October 15th, 2008 at 1:43 pm
‘It crean hit!”
That’s a hit with me.
October 15th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
crean hit!
Ape, you owe me a keyboard. Cuz I just blew my bowl and the bongwater onto it. fuck. I hear Hines’ voice like Kim Jong Il from Team America. Priceless.
October 15th, 2008 at 1:51 pm
Hines Ward:unsuspecting defensive back::Kato:Inspector Clouseau
October 15th, 2008 at 1:52 pm
Time to bet Big Ben 15 grand that he can’t spell ‘Roethlisberger’ without looking at his uniform again
October 15th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
Hines no smirre today?
Needs Mole Cheelreadels is sad.
October 15th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
perhaps the name of Hines’ retaurant should’ve been mentioned:
Rockah Loom Bal and Glirr
October 15th, 2008 at 2:12 pm
It’s Rimas time!
http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/08289/919910-66.stm
October 15th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
Absorute Powell is Asafa Powell’s slower cousin. True story.
October 15th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
In an erection year,
absorute powell collupt absorutery
should be our mantra.
October 15th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
Bring back the smirres! Best part of these posts.
October 15th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
I for one support Hines doing holliber things to Reon Harr…
October 15th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
Go clazee forks, go clazee!!!
October 15th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Shouldn’t it be the NFR? Hines pray in Nationar Footbarr Reague, light?
/no lascism
/spell-checker having a field day
October 15th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
Defensive back swoln enemy, pay urtimate plice when they no pay attention in open space.
holy fucking shit that cracked me up.
i can understand why hines isn’t smiling in the top pic. i’d want to know where that guy’s other hand is first.
October 15th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
Heeee! Ermit Smiff and Hines Wald for President 2012 unress ree cun get ‘im onto erection parrot by Novimbor! Me rould vote den. Yes I rould and I rould gradery smire for the whore process! Heeee!
October 15th, 2008 at 4:48 pm
Last night on the dreadfully bad “Sports Soup” show on Versus they had a clip of Bettis interviewing Ben…Bettis says even with the injuries at RB for the Steelers he can’t come back due because he’s old and his knees can’t take it–
And Ben interrupts him and says “AND CUZ UR FAT” and they double over and start HARF HARF HARF’ing.
It was literally the only funny in the 15 minutes I could watch that show.
October 15th, 2008 at 6:49 pm
“Heeee! Hines is tarr leceivel instead of you! So fun time fantastic! See? They is so happy when you show them watch biggel than they face! Hines not even rowel shourdel arr the way when he lun ovel rittle girl. It crean hit!”
:O! What a jerk!
October 16th, 2008 at 6:45 am
I wake up too early for work after drinking too late last night and even though it’s is very hard to do Hines put leally big smirre on face!
October 16th, 2008 at 9:29 am
Hines pray big joke on Rimas. Terr him to lun long loute. Hee hee hee! He not know brack coach not rike long lute.