LaToeInjury and his merry band of SoCal underachievers attempt to exact revenge on a Patriots team that has consistently bedeviled them over the past few years. This Nike ad posits that LDT’s and Troy Polamalu’s entire lives have been building up to Troy tackling Tomlinson in the open field after an 8-yard run. Where’s the containment, Aaron Smith?
Okay, so Pittsburgh and San Diego don’t play for another month and a half. For tonight’s purposes you’ll have to pretend that’s Rodney Harrison in Polamalu’s stead. I’m sure his back story consists of more HGH injections and late hits and fewer liftings of lava rocks.
Some blessed footage from the cheerleader Rack-Cam after the jump.
And, as always, kudos to NBC on the obligatory cheerleader shots.
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Damn guys the expendables the movie will be awsum
LaToeInjury and his merry band of SoCal underachievers attempt to exact revenge on a Patriots team that has consistently bedeviled them over the past few years. This Nike ad posits that LDT’s and Troy Polamalu’s entire lives have been building up to Troy tackling Tomlinson in the open field after an 8-yard run. Where’s the containment, Aaron Smith?
Yes and Yes. Well done SD.
@Jay: See, that’s the thing. They recorded an English alternate version of Du Hast and they are very definitely singing “You hate me”. It’s like the last or second-last track on “Sensucht”.
When did this become a modern languages discussion thread, anyway? The only linguistics I’m interested in is some cunning linguistics with the blonde. Three cheers for rack-cam!
Seahawks 2008 — I’d had some hope they’d at least be the tallest midget in the NFC Worst, but after this weekend’s performances by Buzzsaw, the Sheep and even the Forty-Ninnies, … I’m praying for draft picks now.
Thanks for the cheerleader pics, I had been wondering what their faces looked like.
The Metallica version of Ecstasy of Gold is better, but then that’s true of most things that feature a fucking orchestral backing.
NB: Underpants Gnome, “Du hast” does not mean “you hate”, it means “you have”. “Du hasst” is the German for “you hate” and in the original German, the lyrics are specifically “du hast”.
Hell no. The spread was like 6.5 or 7. that’s what I got ( and won )!
Oh, Al was talking about the over/under. Never mind.
The spread was 13+ ?
Uh-oh, Belicheat wants a timeout. Time to pull out the 21-point play!
Wow! TO, I mean Moss just don’t care, at this point.
See, Cassel’s not so dumb. He might lose, but he makes sure to pad Welker’s stats. That’s all Pats fans care about now.
How long is that San Diego to Boston flight?
And Du Hast Mich by Rammstein is the Superbowl theme?
Do thy know that means, “You hate me?”
I would think unless you want HGHarrison to break your starting RB’s collarbone.
“WTH is LDT doing in the game?”
This is the time to play your backup RB, isn’t it?
WTH is LDT doing in the game?
Even the flat titleaders have their Almond Joys smushed up!!
Yummy
Madden recommends Sea World over Lego Land. Way better buffet.
Sammy Morris just won my matchup for me!!!!
Fuck yeah garbage time rush TDs!!
Who keeps hitting the Madden recommends button? Cut it out!
Madden would be more than happy to give Cassel new “experiences”.
That zebra joke killed, Al Michaels! Killed!
How about a hand for whoever is working the Rack-cam tonight.
/Tough to clap with one hand
How else do you spell “boo”, Al?
I must say that the non-stop booing of the refs is pretty awesome. We might see this in every stadium next week after today.
their not booing just the classy san diego way of asking the cheerleaders to remove their tops
Wow…San Diego must REALLY hate the Patriots. Those are Philly-style boos; not something you hear from the laid-back dudes in Whale’s Vagina.
Chargers fans do have a very clear “Bullshit!” chant.
Hey, at least we get another Pats raping in primetime next week
I can almost see the tears dripping onto Roger’s office carpet right now as NBC execs beg on their knees to be able to change the rules and “flex out” of the “Charlie Frye vs. Bucs defense in Tampa” game.
Advertising on the NFL Note:
I love The Who, but how many fucking products can they (i.e. Daltrey and Townshend) endorse?
“Karma’s A Bitch, Motherfuckers” 2008 Tour:
Sept. 21: Vs. Mia L 38-13
Oct. 12: At S.D. L (in progress)
Oct. 20: Vs. Den
Nov. 2: At Ind
Nov. 13: Vs. NYJ
Nov. 30: Vs. Pit
Dec. 28: At Buf
Marmalard is having his way with Deltha O’Neal, and he’s celibate.
LaToeInjury had a run of more than two yards? That was a quick Nike ad, right?
Who would’ve thought that signing a corner who was too shitty to even make the Bengals final roster would turn out bad?
Al just referred to Rodney Harrison as “classy”
Game over, man. Game over.
LDT runs like the wind. (In commercials)
Bernard Pollard = MVPEVAR!!!
So Ron Riveira is coaching the defense for the chargers tonight, right?
That FUCKER came out of nowhere!!!
Ecstasy of Gold makes everything better. But it has to be followed by a Mexican standoff-style duel — preferably with Randy Moss, Marmalard and Norv as the shooters.
Please, don’t give credit to Norv for what is rightfully Bernard Pollard’s.
My dick has suckability, Budweiser, you assholes.
Norv Turner has been brilliant tonight? What the hell?
Needs more tiny darren
Sproles>LDT
LDT is the next Shaun Alexander.
Cassel’s gotta be so sick of this shit, first he’s not the boy prince, they he’s got Micky O’Smalldick breathing down his neck with half of southie wanting him to catch a Pollard leg too. Then there’s Bledsoe who hangs out in the parking lot heckling the organization from his camero.
Rapidly turning into a beatdown?
Rapidly turning into a beatdown.
Cassel’s just chuckin’ the old pigskin around, havin’ a blast out there.
The Moose is loose!
thank god i have tickets to the bruins next monday night. Cassell couldn’t score in a sweaty bangkok brothel.
The flag wasn’t nearly as late as Al’s call.
That blonde cheerleader with the big fake titties has gotten more camera time than Randy Moss tonight
My balls are swollen!
Bigger man tits? Belicheck, Tubby Phillips, Candy Reid or Mangini??
Latest flag ever?
Latest flag ever
(In response to GMC commercial)
Holy crap, it’s Truck Month?
[runs off to get auto loan, is promptly declined by 5 failing banks]
I hope the Pats corners don’t have to pay for their own rape kits after this game.
Looks like karma is finally catching up to Belichick for all those married MILFs he’s banged.
Hey, that Bo Jackson guy is pretty good.
Fuck it, I’m fluttering deep.
Marmalard is like an effective Cumslinger tonight.
Four plays from the 1 and a whole lot of nothing.
From Simmons Friday column:
Patriots (+6) over CHARGERS
Belichick getting six against Norv? Really?
Yes, really. You cheesedick.
I’d fill up that Bud Light girl!!
Hey-yo!
Morris is a fuckin TRUCK tonight!
I appreciate the allocative efficiency of the Chargal’s tops, they seem to cover more than say the redskin’s cheerleaders, yet they seem to make a greater effort to fill that alotted space, down in the Whale’s Vagina.
Thank you commerce bank for your regular time and temperature update! If only I ever left the apartment, or gave a shit about what time it is.
Deaf and Blind … Tony Romo?
The fact that Philip Rivers is raping the Patriots secondary is giving me amazing hope for a 500 yard passing game by Cutler next week,
When is the deaf AND blind football player commercial gonna come out?
thnx ape 4 pic. nince u rite.
/one hand typing
Added the pic of the titleader
Formula for shitty NBC promo music: Look up NME from 3 years ago, pick single that never broke in America from the cover artist.
Wow can we please see more of the Can-Cam? Maybe it’s just the cheerleader’s like pirate outfit things, but 90 percent of those gals are stacked.