LaToeInjury Sells You Shoes To Go With Your Vizio
LaToeInjury and his merry band of SoCal underachievers attempt to exact revenge on a Patriots team that has consistently bedeviled them over the past few years. This Nike ad posits that LDT’s and Troy Polamalu’s entire lives have been building up to Troy tackling Tomlinson in the open field after an 8-yard run. Where’s the containment, Aaron Smith?
Okay, so Pittsburgh and San Diego don’t play for another month and a half. For tonight’s purposes you’ll have to pretend that’s Rodney Harrison in Polamalu’s stead. I’m sure his back story consists of more HGH injections and late hits and fewer liftings of lava rocks.
Some blessed footage from the cheerleader Rack-Cam after the jump.
And, as always, kudos to NBC on the obligatory cheerleader shots.
Tags: 18-1, open thread, san diego chargers
October 12th, 2008 at 8:22 pm
Ecstasy of Gold FTW
October 12th, 2008 at 8:22 pm
ladanian toe-mlinson dejected face predicted at 3 minutes into 4th quarter
October 12th, 2008 at 8:25 pm
Ya betta throw deep on someboddddaaaayyyyyy
October 12th, 2008 at 8:25 pm
The Merriman commercial was better.
October 12th, 2008 at 8:26 pm
And just like that, HGHarrison has the tackle on Tomlinson’s first carry.
October 12th, 2008 at 8:27 pm
Madden: “the chargers want to take advantage of them deep”
Is john aware merriman isn’t playing?
October 12th, 2008 at 8:29 pm
Did Madden just call Marmalard a pussy? But using the euphemism “jumpy”
October 12th, 2008 at 8:30 pm
“we believe in the one true god.We believe in the virgin hoodie, brought down from foxboro and bestowed upon the child of the beast”
October 12th, 2008 at 8:33 pm
Whale’s vagina?
October 12th, 2008 at 8:34 pm
Any commercial with Ecstasy of Gold wins.
October 12th, 2008 at 8:34 pm
LT likes protein
October 12th, 2008 at 8:37 pm
Kaczur’s wearing a wire!
October 12th, 2008 at 8:40 pm
Madden’s gettin’ a chub describing how Cassel ‘looks like brady, moves like Brady’. Sick Making.
October 12th, 2008 at 8:45 pm
Dropped TD receptions, missed field goals. This has all the makings of the mistake-riddled AFC Title Game from last year!
October 12th, 2008 at 8:46 pm
Gino, just got it..funny!
/slow
October 12th, 2008 at 8:47 pm
further proof old man rodney has lost a step
October 12th, 2008 at 8:48 pm
The fuck is Malcolm Floyd?
October 12th, 2008 at 8:49 pm
/slow .. again
October 12th, 2008 at 8:49 pm
When Marmalard is torching your secondary, it’s time to stop blaming your blown season on Brady going down.
October 12th, 2008 at 8:51 pm
Delta Oneill, former a cornerback for the New england patriots
October 12th, 2008 at 8:52 pm
Ya betta ask somebodyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
October 12th, 2008 at 8:52 pm
Ask about a player and Al delivers the info …sweet.
October 12th, 2008 at 8:58 pm
Lojack your kids for the new world order. Brought to you by Duracell
October 12th, 2008 at 8:58 pm
Why are you tormenting me KSK?!!
The abortion otherwise known as Frank TV is being pimped all over the site today!
October 12th, 2008 at 8:58 pm
Darren is indeed tiny but that’s no excuse to get dropped by the punter.
October 12th, 2008 at 9:02 pm
That fish tacos sign is messing with the kickers.
October 12th, 2008 at 9:02 pm
Babyface shtoinked it.
October 12th, 2008 at 9:04 pm
He was confused by his white gangliness. Cut to a small child running under tables, cut to a scrawny white kid playing soccer and knocking over the opposing team’s player by backing into him.
October 12th, 2008 at 9:06 pm
I feel the lil’ Polamalu shot of him flattening the table would be more appropriate for PacBoy Jones, maybe toss some monopoly money for effect.
October 12th, 2008 at 9:07 pm
Best Girl is watching Iron Chef in the bedroom. The secret Ingredient …BEER! Cheers.
October 12th, 2008 at 9:10 pm
No penalty on the punt?
October 12th, 2008 at 9:14 pm
Another TV time out? Sweet! Tell me what to buy!
October 12th, 2008 at 9:16 pm
I can’t be the only one that thinks that Frank Caliendo is the final member of the Triumvirate of Evil (the other members are Dane Cook and Carlos Mencia) prophesied to herald the Apocalypse, can I?
October 12th, 2008 at 9:18 pm
No.
October 12th, 2008 at 9:20 pm
Is Moss developing ‘TO hands’?
/yeah, said it
October 12th, 2008 at 9:20 pm
Anytime Moss feels like playing we are ready
October 12th, 2008 at 9:27 pm
A fine wobbly deep ball by Rivers there
October 12th, 2008 at 9:28 pm
Bo Jackson’s given name is Vincent? next you’ll tell me Jerome Bettis is from Detroit.
October 12th, 2008 at 9:28 pm
Ecstasy of Gold makes Drew wet hisself, thinking Metallica’s about to hit the stage.
October 12th, 2008 at 9:30 pm
What the fuck do the Chargers fans keep chanting?
October 12th, 2008 at 9:31 pm
Fox let’s the cheerleader undulate a before commercial break
October 12th, 2008 at 9:33 pm
Chanting? I think ’somebody’ sucks.
October 12th, 2008 at 9:40 pm
Can somebody tell me if Hero Hayden Panettiere is at least 18? I’d look it up myself but I’m a little busy and it takes a while to type with one hand.
October 12th, 2008 at 9:40 pm
Holy Breastesses Batman!! on the cheerleader they did a panoramic shot of
October 12th, 2008 at 9:42 pm
@Nince: I think she just turned 18, but is dating the 30 something year old guy that plays her uncle on the show
Hooray for fictional incest!!
October 12th, 2008 at 9:42 pm
Ya better ask somebodyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
October 12th, 2008 at 9:44 pm
That o-lineman (LeVoire?) covered that fumble like it was a fish taco.
October 12th, 2008 at 9:45 pm
Wow can we please see more of the Can-Cam? Maybe it’s just the cheerleader’s like pirate outfit things, but 90 percent of those gals are stacked.
October 12th, 2008 at 9:47 pm
Formula for shitty NBC promo music: Look up NME from 3 years ago, pick single that never broke in America from the cover artist.
October 12th, 2008 at 9:47 pm
Added the pic of the titleader
October 12th, 2008 at 9:50 pm
thnx ape 4 pic. nince u rite.
/one hand typing
October 12th, 2008 at 9:54 pm
When is the deaf AND blind football player commercial gonna come out?
October 12th, 2008 at 9:57 pm
The fact that Philip Rivers is raping the Patriots secondary is giving me amazing hope for a 500 yard passing game by Cutler next week,
October 12th, 2008 at 9:57 pm
Deaf and Blind … Tony Romo?
October 12th, 2008 at 9:58 pm
Thank you commerce bank for your regular time and temperature update! If only I ever left the apartment, or gave a shit about what time it is.
October 12th, 2008 at 10:00 pm
I appreciate the allocative efficiency of the Chargal’s tops, they seem to cover more than say the redskin’s cheerleaders, yet they seem to make a greater effort to fill that alotted space, down in the Whale’s Vagina.
October 12th, 2008 at 10:06 pm
Morris is a fuckin TRUCK tonight!
October 12th, 2008 at 10:09 pm
I’d fill up that Bud Light girl!!
Hey-yo!
October 12th, 2008 at 10:10 pm
Four plays from the 1 and a whole lot of nothing.
From Simmons Friday column:
Patriots (+6) over CHARGERS
Belichick getting six against Norv? Really?
Yes, really. You cheesedick.
October 12th, 2008 at 10:12 pm
Marmalard is like an effective Cumslinger tonight.
October 12th, 2008 at 10:12 pm
Fuck it, I’m fluttering deep.
October 12th, 2008 at 10:12 pm
Hey, that Bo Jackson guy is pretty good.
October 12th, 2008 at 10:12 pm
Looks like karma is finally catching up to Belichick for all those married MILFs he’s banged.
October 12th, 2008 at 10:13 pm
I hope the Pats corners don’t have to pay for their own rape kits after this game.
October 12th, 2008 at 10:13 pm
(In response to GMC commercial)
Holy crap, it’s Truck Month?
[runs off to get auto loan, is promptly declined by 5 failing banks]
October 12th, 2008 at 10:15 pm
Latest flag ever?
Latest flag ever
October 12th, 2008 at 10:17 pm
Bigger man tits? Belicheck, Tubby Phillips, Candy Reid or Mangini??
October 12th, 2008 at 10:17 pm
My balls are swollen!
October 12th, 2008 at 10:18 pm
That blonde cheerleader with the big fake titties has gotten more camera time than Randy Moss tonight
October 12th, 2008 at 10:19 pm
The flag wasn’t nearly as late as Al’s call.
October 12th, 2008 at 10:20 pm
thank god i have tickets to the bruins next monday night. Cassell couldn’t score in a sweaty bangkok brothel.
October 12th, 2008 at 10:21 pm
The Moose is loose!
October 12th, 2008 at 10:21 pm
Cassel’s just chuckin’ the old pigskin around, havin’ a blast out there.
October 12th, 2008 at 10:21 pm
Rapidly turning into a beatdown?
Rapidly turning into a beatdown.
October 12th, 2008 at 10:22 pm
Cassel’s gotta be so sick of this shit, first he’s not the boy prince, they he’s got Micky O’Smalldick breathing down his neck with half of southie wanting him to catch a Pollard leg too. Then there’s Bledsoe who hangs out in the parking lot heckling the organization from his camero.
October 12th, 2008 at 10:22 pm
LDT is the next Shaun Alexander.
October 12th, 2008 at 10:22 pm
Sproles>LDT
October 12th, 2008 at 10:23 pm
Needs more tiny darren
October 12th, 2008 at 10:24 pm
Norv Turner has been brilliant tonight? What the hell?
October 12th, 2008 at 10:25 pm
My dick has suckability, Budweiser, you assholes.
October 12th, 2008 at 10:26 pm
Please, don’t give credit to Norv for what is rightfully Bernard Pollard’s.
October 12th, 2008 at 10:26 pm
Ecstasy of Gold makes everything better. But it has to be followed by a Mexican standoff-style duel — preferably with Randy Moss, Marmalard and Norv as the shooters.
October 12th, 2008 at 10:27 pm
That FUCKER came out of nowhere!!!
October 12th, 2008 at 10:29 pm
So Ron Riveira is coaching the defense for the chargers tonight, right?
October 12th, 2008 at 10:29 pm
Bernard Pollard = MVPEVAR!!!
October 12th, 2008 at 10:31 pm
LDT runs like the wind. (In commercials)
October 12th, 2008 at 10:34 pm
Al just referred to Rodney Harrison as “classy”
Game over, man. Game over.
October 12th, 2008 at 10:35 pm
Who would’ve thought that signing a corner who was too shitty to even make the Bengals final roster would turn out bad?
October 12th, 2008 at 10:36 pm
LaToeInjury had a run of more than two yards? That was a quick Nike ad, right?
October 12th, 2008 at 10:36 pm
Marmalard is having his way with Deltha O’Neal, and he’s celibate.
October 12th, 2008 at 10:42 pm
“Karma’s A Bitch, Motherfuckers” 2008 Tour:
Sept. 21: Vs. Mia L 38-13
Oct. 12: At S.D. L (in progress)
Oct. 20: Vs. Den
Nov. 2: At Ind
Nov. 13: Vs. NYJ
Nov. 30: Vs. Pit
Dec. 28: At Buf
October 12th, 2008 at 10:49 pm
Advertising on the NFL Note:
I love The Who, but how many fucking products can they (i.e. Daltrey and Townshend) endorse?
October 12th, 2008 at 10:51 pm
I can almost see the tears dripping onto Roger’s office carpet right now as NBC execs beg on their knees to be able to change the rules and “flex out” of the “Charlie Frye vs. Bucs defense in Tampa” game.
October 12th, 2008 at 10:53 pm
Hey, at least we get another Pats raping in primetime next week
October 12th, 2008 at 10:55 pm
Chargers fans do have a very clear “Bullshit!” chant.
October 12th, 2008 at 10:55 pm
Wow…San Diego must REALLY hate the Patriots. Those are Philly-style boos; not something you hear from the laid-back dudes in Whale’s Vagina.
October 12th, 2008 at 10:58 pm
their not booing just the classy san diego way of asking the cheerleaders to remove their tops
October 12th, 2008 at 10:59 pm
How else do you spell “boo”, Al?
I must say that the non-stop booing of the refs is pretty awesome. We might see this in every stadium next week after today.
October 12th, 2008 at 10:59 pm
How about a hand for whoever is working the Rack-cam tonight.
/Tough to clap with one hand
October 12th, 2008 at 11:00 pm
That zebra joke killed, Al Michaels! Killed!
October 12th, 2008 at 11:05 pm
Madden would be more than happy to give Cassel new “experiences”.
October 12th, 2008 at 11:06 pm
Who keeps hitting the Madden recommends button? Cut it out!
October 12th, 2008 at 11:08 pm
Sammy Morris just won my matchup for me!!!!
Fuck yeah garbage time rush TDs!!
October 12th, 2008 at 11:10 pm
Madden recommends Sea World over Lego Land. Way better buffet.
October 12th, 2008 at 11:10 pm
Even the flat titleaders have their Almond Joys smushed up!!
Yummy
October 12th, 2008 at 11:12 pm
WTH is LDT doing in the game?
October 12th, 2008 at 11:15 pm
“WTH is LDT doing in the game?”
This is the time to play your backup RB, isn’t it?
October 12th, 2008 at 11:17 pm
I would think unless you want HGHarrison to break your starting RB’s collarbone.
October 12th, 2008 at 11:19 pm
And Du Hast Mich by Rammstein is the Superbowl theme?
Do thy know that means, “You hate me?”
October 12th, 2008 at 11:19 pm
How long is that San Diego to Boston flight?
October 12th, 2008 at 11:19 pm
See, Cassel’s not so dumb. He might lose, but he makes sure to pad Welker’s stats. That’s all Pats fans care about now.
October 12th, 2008 at 11:23 pm
Wow! TO, I mean Moss just don’t care, at this point.
October 12th, 2008 at 11:23 pm
Uh-oh, Belicheat wants a timeout. Time to pull out the 21-point play!
October 12th, 2008 at 11:23 pm
The spread was 13+ ?
October 12th, 2008 at 11:24 pm
Oh, Al was talking about the over/under. Never mind.
October 12th, 2008 at 11:27 pm
Hell no. The spread was like 6.5 or 7. that’s what I got ( and won )!
October 13th, 2008 at 1:28 am
The Metallica version of Ecstasy of Gold is better, but then that’s true of most things that feature a fucking orchestral backing.
NB: Underpants Gnome, “Du hast” does not mean “you hate”, it means “you have”. “Du hasst” is the German for “you hate” and in the original German, the lyrics are specifically “du hast”.
October 13th, 2008 at 1:48 am
Thanks for the cheerleader pics, I had been wondering what their faces looked like.
October 13th, 2008 at 9:51 am
@Jay: See, that’s the thing. They recorded an English alternate version of Du Hast and they are very definitely singing “You hate me”. It’s like the last or second-last track on “Sensucht”.
When did this become a modern languages discussion thread, anyway? The only linguistics I’m interested in is some cunning linguistics with the blonde. Three cheers for rack-cam!
Seahawks 2008 — I’d had some hope they’d at least be the tallest midget in the NFC Worst, but after this weekend’s performances by Buzzsaw, the Sheep and even the Forty-Ninnies, … I’m praying for draft picks now.
October 13th, 2008 at 1:04 pm
Yes and Yes. Well done SD.
October 14th, 2008 at 10:17 pm
LaToeInjury and his merry band of SoCal underachievers attempt to exact revenge on a Patriots team that has consistently bedeviled them over the past few years. This Nike ad posits that LDT’s and Troy Polamalu’s entire lives have been building up to Troy tackling Tomlinson in the open field after an 8-yard run. Where’s the containment, Aaron Smith?