KTFO Theatre: Try to Fine Him for This One
Your numbell one smirretime leceivel doesn’t like getting fines for plays he doesn’t get flagged for, and this is a classic example. Keith Rivers, the Bengals first-round pick from this past year left the game with a sandy vagina.
UPDATE: Turns out he’s out for the year. With a vagina.
Tags: hines wald is stirr me favolite steerel, KTFO, xmas ape
October 19th, 2008 at 5:55 pm
After that pick 6, I have a feeling today will a great day for my Manning Face collage.
October 19th, 2008 at 6:05 pm
Good God he fucked him up. I guess today wasn’t a good Sunday to call in since I slept through the early games anyway.
October 19th, 2008 at 6:22 pm
http://blogs.nfl.com/2008/10/19/rivers-leaves-game-for-bengals/
Whoops. Rivers done for the year.
October 19th, 2008 at 6:35 pm
Damn, no smirretime foll Keith Livels
October 19th, 2008 at 6:37 pm
That’s what happens when you take away Hines’ smirre; he fucked his shit up.
/hopes Roger Goodell DIAF
October 19th, 2008 at 6:45 pm
is cincinnati once again the siberia of football?
October 19th, 2008 at 6:48 pm
with the slow motion, you can almost hear the bionic man sound effects
ba-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
October 19th, 2008 at 6:59 pm
Another pick six for Manning.
October 19th, 2008 at 7:10 pm
I think a Raider just asked the referee if there was “still a 2:00 minute warning and everything” in overtime.
October 19th, 2008 at 7:16 pm
That freaking douche of a fake coach for the Raiders had to play smartass timeouts. Jerkwad deserved the second field goal to go in. He had the fucking game.
Shithead.
October 19th, 2008 at 7:28 pm
Don’t you just love it when NO ONE wants to win the game?
October 19th, 2008 at 7:34 pm
Yeah, sandy vagina = broken jaw and out for season because of Ward’s deadly spear-move of douchebaggery. Get fucked in your smirre-holes, the both of yous.
October 19th, 2008 at 7:49 pm
He leads with the shoulder.
/smirre
October 19th, 2008 at 8:14 pm
Looked like helmet met face intentionally.
I love that Hines is a good blocker and don’t think he deserved a fine last week, but this hit looks fine-worthy.
October 19th, 2008 at 8:16 pm
damn that aggravating son of bitch knows how to throw the blindside licks.
Hines Wald = Smirre Elasel
October 19th, 2008 at 8:33 pm
Out for the season . . .
How much you wanna bet that Hines doesn’t get a suspension or fine?
October 19th, 2008 at 8:33 pm
So solly, Hines aim foll Reon Harr, end up with Keiff Livels. Arr Bengars rook arike.
October 19th, 2008 at 8:44 pm
Hines’ helmet broke a players jaw, and you all are guessing he’s gonna get fined? No way! His helmet is gonna be suspended 2 games though.
October 19th, 2008 at 10:15 pm
I like how you spell it “Theatre” with the English -re ending. That makes it classy… whoa! He really did get knocked the fuck out. Dayum…
October 19th, 2008 at 10:26 pm
Crown of helmet, meet jaw. Nothing legal about it.
October 19th, 2008 at 11:14 pm
The Bungles are a joke. Eat it, Queen City.
October 20th, 2008 at 6:23 am
Bungles are now without their 1st round draft pick (9th overall) and the teams 2nd leading tackler. Legal hit, you got jacked-up by Hines Ward and now your jaw’s all fucked up…. deal with it pansy.
October 20th, 2008 at 8:17 am
When will the t-shirt taunting Keith Rivers be available from Steelers-related web sites? We are all waiting with bated breath.
Just make sure you make them large enough.
http://blog.dairytwist.org/images/blog/SteelersFans.jpg
October 20th, 2008 at 9:31 am
See, bitter Pats fan HoP, you don’t see me pitching a fucking fit when people make fun of Rashard Mendenhall’s season-ending injury at the hands of a rival team’s star. Lighten up, Francis.
October 20th, 2008 at 9:54 am
There are no yellow cards in (American) football: don’t like seeing dudes getting lit up? Go watch fucking soccer.
October 20th, 2008 at 10:20 am
@Ape
That is because Rashard Mendenhall sucks. Although, I would probably take him over Maroney.
October 20th, 2008 at 10:27 am
G.G. for the win.
October 20th, 2008 at 11:46 am
@ Ape While a little homerism is good for the soul, you border on the excessive and you are a Steelers fan to boot.
/prays for ape to not become unsufferable after lobbing so many taunts at wapo.com
@HoP You are the archetype for worthless Boston fans. Lets scapegoat a really good talent and excellent team member for struggling with a lot of the same issues that are not his fault that the rest of the team faces!
/in it through thick and thin
October 20th, 2008 at 12:06 pm
the only thing missing from that hit was a cloud of smoke right before contact.
October 20th, 2008 at 12:11 pm
But Sundays are for homerism!
/insufferable
October 20th, 2008 at 2:26 pm
Oh noes! Karmic payback!
http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/08294/921391-100.stm