Comments on: KTFO Theatre: starring an unlucky Bengals fan

By: paul

paul — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 03:19:54 +0000

i lol’d

By: Eddie Spaghetti

Eddie Spaghetti — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 21:53:30 +0000

Like the ultimate jock and huge Steeler fan Thom Yorke said:

“this is what you get/
when you messsssssssssss with us…”

By: hercules rockefeller

hercules rockefeller — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 21:15:04 +0000

Charlie M? You made me pop your fuckin’ eye out of your head to protect that piece of shit?

Charlie M? You dumb motherfucker

By: Animal Mother

Animal Mother — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 20:38:17 +0000

Joey Porter told him he would FIX HIS MOUF.

Aren’t Bengals fans an endangered species? Shouldn’t they be protected like the llamas?

By: Haterade

Haterade — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 20:04:52 +0000

Death to the grammar Nazis

By: jackin'4beats

jackin'4beats — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 19:42:55 +0000

Grammar >> Grammer

/ta ta now

By: Bassett

Bassett — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 19:41:59 +0000

The thought of the Steelers moving to a town that could care less about football *would* be deliciously ironic.

By: Johnny Damon's Laser Rocket Arm

Johnny Damon's Laser Rocket Arm — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 19:11:38 +0000

Fuck, for a fake ass lawyer, my grammer is horrible. I promise to proofread next time. My sincerest apologies.

By: Johnny Damon's Laser Rocket Arm

Johnny Damon's Laser Rocket Arm — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 19:10:04 +0000

Under careful examination this story doesn’t hold up at all. Why would a Steelers fan blind-side a guy (and how could you be blind-sided while talking to your attacker) for defending Mike Brown? For christsakes, because of the erstwhile Mr. Brown the Steelers start every year 2-0 and only have to play a 14 game schedule. Every Steelers fan in the world hopes he never sell that team.

The other piece of evidence I would like to enter into the record is that if this ass-wipe was going to be curb-stomped by a Steelers fan at a Bengals game, standard protocal calls for the attacker to taken a piss on him after he was KTFO.

The defense rests and calls for an immediate acquittal your honor.

/Johnny Cochran ain’t got shit on me
/If his team plays like shit, then you must acquit
/If he’s wearin’ a Bungles shirt, he deserves to be left in the dirt
/I could do this all day, not well, but all day
/shows self out now

By: Boatdrinks

Boatdrinks — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 18:42:01 +0000

Yes all this is very interesting. But my internet has decided to let me know ZOMBIE STRIPPERS is out on Oct. 28th. THAT is news.
BTW, I am happy to see Miami has fallen off the “movie to watch when your team sucks” portion of the article at Deadspin. YEA! My team is not UTTER suckitude.