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KTFO: Sage Rosenfails is your helicopter

In case you need tangible confirmation that we live in a nation composed largely of brain-dead morons, take a look at this week’s number one movie. However, something as trite as Beverly Hills Chihuahua can rule the box-office, then surely there has to be a market for a remake of Predator starring Gary Kubiak as ‘Dutch’ and Whirlybird Sage Rosenfels as ‘The Choppa’.

Dude got rocked. There’s no way we will see a better hit this week. Wait, what?

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17 Responses to “KTFO: Sage Rosenfails is your helicopter”

  1. J Lindy Says:
    October 7th, 2008 at 1:56 pm

    “When he went up in the air, I thought, ‘I’m gonna put this guy’s lights out,’ ” Brock said. “He did, and we put his lights out.”

    naptown represents

  2. Big Daddy Drew Says:
    October 7th, 2008 at 2:24 pm

    CAM AHN! I AM HEE-UHHH! CAM AHN! KEEL MAY!!!!!

  3. dAndy ManCandy Says:
    October 7th, 2008 at 2:45 pm

    Was that a Tawmmy teaser there Drew? Sure have missed him lately…..

  4. TDub Says:
    October 7th, 2008 at 2:46 pm

    The guy that got rizocked on that punt return is E.J. Henderson’s little brother.

    I’m assuming that Big Bro does not approve.

  5. Unsilent Majority Says:
    October 7th, 2008 at 2:54 pm

    I’m assuming that Big Bro does not approve.

    Well he is on IR, so I don’t think he’ll be doing anything about it.

  6. Gino Tourettsa Says:
    October 7th, 2008 at 2:58 pm

    Rosenfels could’ve avoided that hit if he had covered himself in mud.

  7. Reggie Bush's Pimp Says:
    October 7th, 2008 at 3:08 pm

    YU ARA UNE UGLEEEE SONOVABEEETCH….

  8. Punch Rockgroin Says:
    October 7th, 2008 at 3:17 pm

    He doesn’t have time to bleed.

  9. Gino Tourettsa Says:
    October 7th, 2008 at 3:22 pm

    Now Rosenfels is going to be Governor of Texas.

  10. Daydream Billiever Says:
    October 7th, 2008 at 3:25 pm

    BEEELLY NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

  11. Spanky Datass Says:
    October 7th, 2008 at 3:36 pm

    VATS GOT BEELY ZO ZPOOKT?

  12. Animal Mother Says:
    October 7th, 2008 at 4:16 pm

    IV EET BLEEDZ, VEE CAN KEEL EET

  13. jackin'4beats Says:
    October 7th, 2008 at 4:43 pm

    So Rosenfels got killed by the Predator eh? Hmmm…

  14. Ben Says:
    October 7th, 2008 at 4:51 pm

    Sean Salisbury thinks Rosenfels didn’t jew it up enough on the field on Sunday…

  15. porky1 Says:
    October 7th, 2008 at 9:28 pm

    BEELY, FIND ME A VAY OUT UFF DIS HOLE.

  16. Gino Tourettsa Says:
    October 7th, 2008 at 10:23 pm

    Carl Weathers and Jesse “The Body” Ventura missed their blocks on this play.

  17. SonOfDad Says:
    October 8th, 2008 at 12:35 am

    Reggie Bush’s Pimp-

    correction:

    YUUR ONE UGGLEE MUDDAFUCKA!!!

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