KSK O/T: Weatherbee Should Punch Him in the Dick
Ringo Starr, one of the three two surviving members of the Beatles, along with that guy who got divorced by that greedy amputee bitch and Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, has issued the diktat to his fans that he will no longer be receiving their fan mail as of next Monday. So be sure to dash off that last billet deux to this douche in short order. Apparently he has too much to do, which for his sake does not include helping Paul put out another another album. Of course, this development pains no one more than portraiture artist Marge Simpson. What will inspire her to paint Burns in the buff now? Hey, at least he’s warning fans “with peace and love”.
As Maj said, “How do you warn with peace and love? You’re supposed to warn with anthrax and daggers.” Anthrax, huh? In the mail? It’s just crazy enough to work!
October 14th, 2008 at 11:48 am
he will no longer be receiving their fan mail as of next Monday.
Well now what am I supposed to do with this bag of dicks?
October 14th, 2008 at 11:50 am
2 surviving members, Harrison died in ‘01.
/Clapton slams his wife.
October 14th, 2008 at 11:52 am
I only was writing him to figure out how I could get in touch with the Beatles’ session drummers anyway.
October 14th, 2008 at 12:08 pm
Pete Best’s mailbox remains open for business. And for monthly welfare checks.
October 14th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
As I have nothing to add to this - allow me to introduce you to new PhillyHero and resident expert on HBO’s “OZ”, Matt Stairs
http://www.philly.com/philly/sports/20081014_Just_A_Win_Away.html
/reads paragraph 5
//giggles like everyone else
October 14th, 2008 at 12:15 pm
+1 HOP
October 14th, 2008 at 12:30 pm
Will he still be appearing in re-runs as the conductor of Shining Times Station?
Lemme know.
October 14th, 2008 at 1:09 pm
2 surviving members, Harrison died in ‘01.
/Clapton slams his wife.
I know. Was referencing Apu’s “Fifth member of the Beatles” claim
/obscure
//flubby got all huffy too
October 14th, 2008 at 1:35 pm
What can I say? I’m a stickler for teensy-weensy little details.
October 14th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
@Ape: At least you didn’t screw up a Simpsons reference. They woulda been all over your ass.
October 14th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
/who would want to buy non-alcohlic beer
October 14th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
The real news here is that Ringo Starr still has fans.
October 14th, 2008 at 2:53 pm
Ape - With Apu, it’s still 2, unless you count the Paul impersonator.
October 14th, 2008 at 3:11 pm
“Its just a little slimey; it’s still good, it’s still good…”
October 14th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
Ringo and McCartney are in a dual-to-the-death over who’s the most respectable living Beatle. So far Apu’s winning.
I guess now I’ll have to send my “Caveman” fanmail to Shelley Long. She’s probably not that busy.