KSK O/T: SAYONARA, F-CKFACE

Suddenly I hate the South a little bit less today. Don’t let the door hit you in your deck shoes on the way out. And as for that guy that I talked to for ten minutes walking from Fike to the student union? I had no idea who you were. So next time you say, “You know something big must be happening if I’m here,” make sure you’re, like, famous or something. Or not talking to some dipshit from Ohio.

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52 Responses to “KSK O/T: SAYONARA, F-CKFACE”

  1. Wooderson Says:

    As an ND fan, it warms my heart to know that we’re not the only school that is loathed around here. Thanks for spreading the hate around evenly.

  2. The South Says:

    I hate you

  3. Reggie Bush's Pimp Says:

    Hire Frank Caliendo. He gives better head than my dad!

  4. bobby steels Says:

    FINALLY! Now lets bring Bill Cowher in to clean up the mess.

  5. futuremrsrickankiel Says:

    Love the note in that article about Jeff Harper bitching because his son got benched. Christ, the worst thing I remember from coaching basketball was the parents. Oh, little Jenny wants more playing time? Tell little Jenny to put the damn Snacky Cakes down and learn how to dribble.

  6. flubby Says:

    put the damn Snacky Cakes down and learn how to dribble

    NEVER!!!

  7. Optimus Prime Minister Says:

    living in anderson makes me hate all things clempsun

  8. Rocco Says:

    @FMRA: God, I’d love to still coach if I didn’t have to deal with the asshole parents.

    Please don’t run me but being in Buffalo and all the worst thing for youth hockey around here is Patrick Kane and Pat Kaleta and Aaron Miller, etc. making the NHL. Now every parent thinks their kid is next. You know what? He’s not. Cause he can’t skate, he can’t stickhandle, he can’t pass, he can’t shoot, in fact he just sucks.

  9. Optimus Prime Minister Says:

    however, without bowden the world would have missed out on the naked pictures of his daughter

  10. Optimus Prime Minister Says:

    in fact, i’m a little disappointed that you didn’t post that picture. saving it for sexy friday?

  11. Jiggity Says:

    @OPM
    Those pictures were better than anything else a Bowden has brought to a fan base. And if you think living in Anderson sucks, you should try Central. At least Anderson has a movie theater.

  12. Optimus Prime Minister Says:

    central is pretty miserable. pretty much anything in or around anderson county is depressing

  13. Optimus Prime Minister Says:

    eh, i take that back, i prefer just about anywhere in south carolina to any northern state

  14. Rocco Says:

    I hear good things about SC. The women specifically.

  15. Loot87 Says:

    Agreed. Anderson sucks. But at least they mostly speak English. Try Longmont. Definitely the Anderson of Colorado and bi-lingual to boot.

  16. Optimus Prime Minister Says:

    the SC women are fantastic (the REAL ones, not the ones that migrate from ohio/new jersey)

  17. Gamecock'n'Balls Says:

    Holy shit…who posted this? PLEASE tell me one of you guys isn’t a fucking Tiger?

  18. Gamecock'n'Balls Says:

    Err…that last sentence should have ended in a period or exclamation point. Just leaving the door open…

  19. wrecking_ball Says:

    PRE-SEASON ACC CHAMPS!!!!!1!!!11!!!

  20. Monday Morning Punter Says:

    @ Game…: I’ve lived in Upstate SC since 2005. Other than using their rec center and using their computer labs on occasion, I have no direct ties to Clemson.

  21. Gamecock'n'Balls Says:

    Fantastic. I really don’t care that much, but as a Gamecock grad I just had to know. I did know you lived in SC actually, just slipped my mind. I’m in Charleston myself.

  22. Optimus Prime Minister Says:

    nope, i’m a wofford terrier

  23. Optimus Prime Minister Says:

    i live in charleston now, too

  24. Gamecock'n'Balls Says:

    Oh very nice, OPM…what area?

    I had some high school buddies who went to Wofford.

  25. Optimus Prime Minister Says:

    i live downtown, work at MUSC, how about yourself?

  26. The Stig Says:

    GARDNER-WEBB BULLDOGS REPRESENT!!

    /yeah, they’re sucking worse than Clemson this year

  27. Optimus Prime Minister Says:

    i really wish wofford had played clemson this year

  28. Gamecock'n'Balls Says:

    I live and work downtown, I’m at a publishing co. on East Bay St.

  29. Optimus Prime Minister Says:

    this clemson thing is getting really ugly: 2 of their top recruits just backed out, the current players are just bashing TB, and they’re still gonna have to pay him a $4 million buyout

  30. Optimus Prime Minister Says:

    @GnB: what year did you graduate from carolina? my sister’s a freshman there now

  31. Handful of Peter Says:

    If anyone is running out of reasons to hate the south, please let me know.

  32. Optimus Prime Minister Says:

    what’s there to hate?

  33. Day Man: Fighter of the Night Man Says:

    @ Optimus Prime

    Yeah don’t get me started on those Ohio people migrating down to SC. I saw a bumper sticker the other day in Charleston that said “Go Buckeyes! No Seriously Go!” Classic

  34. Warthog Says:

    You got it backwards, it’s the South that hates everybody.

    /Still fighting the Civil War.
    //In Rock Hill no less.

  35. Optimus Prime Minister Says:

    @ Day Man

    Yeah, there’s a campaign to send em back. go to http://www.gobacktoohio.com to learn more

  36. Gamecock'n'Balls Says:

    @ OPM: Graduated in Spring of 07 so I probably missed her. When were you @ Wofford?

  37. Day Man: Fighter of the Night Man Says:

    @Warthog my aunt lives in Rock Hill….what a great place…….hey Winthrop is good at bball though…

  38. Day Man: Fighter of the Night Man Says:

    @OPM

    awesome!

  39. AT Says:

    I just hope Phillip Fulmer gets the pink slip too. He and Bowden could get an apartment in Manhattan next door to the kookiest hipster on the eastern seabord. It’ll be a delightful comic romp.

  40. Optimus Prime Minister Says:

    @GnB: i actually graduated in 07 also!

    and @Punter: don’t worry, we’ll let you stay

  41. 5823111 Says:

    You know something big must be happening if I’m posting here.

  42. Optimus Prime Minister Says:

    oh, and here
    http://www.forgetfoo.com/images/blog/lauren_bowden1.jpg
    NSFW, and you’re welcome

  43. Gamecock'n'Balls Says:

    OPM, you didn’t know a guy named Trenton did you?

  44. Gamecock'n'Balls Says:

    I love that we’ve made this comment thread our own personal six-degrees forum…

  45. Warthog Says:

    It’s really pretty sad. We’re all probably related.

  46. Gamecock'n'Balls Says:

    I mean, we are Southerners right?

    “Now now, they’s my parents too!”

  47. bobby steels Says:

    @ The Stig:

    True, but if the Tigers play GT as well as G-W did, I’ll be impressed

  48. Optimus Prime Minister Says:

    @GnB: yeah, i knew him

  49. SpongeGreg SquareProops Says:

    I’m a Charlestonian as well. Happy to see Bowden go too. Here’s hoping the SCARCOCKS can make some noise in the SEC.

  50. bobby steels Says:

    @ SpongeGreg

    Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane.

    As embarrassing as it’s been to root for Clemson for the last few years, what with all the bed-shitting done on nat’l TV, we’ve always had sakerlina to kick around. And for that I am truly grateful.

  51. SpongeGreg SquareProops Says:

    @ bobby

    Just wait, m’friend, for the times they are a-changin’.

  52. Wooderson Says:

    OPM w/ the link FTW. That is one finely waxed specimen.

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