KSK O/T: SAYONARA, F-CKFACE
Suddenly I hate the South a little bit less today. Don’t let the door hit you in your deck shoes on the way out. And as for that guy that I talked to for ten minutes walking from Fike to the student union? I had no idea who you were. So next time you say, “You know something big must be happening if I’m here,” make sure you’re, like, famous or something. Or not talking to some dipshit from Ohio.
Tags: Clemson football is suddenly watchable again, I hate the South, KSK off topic, MMP, Quit bitching Bobby because you're next, See you at the GT game, Tommy Bowden fired, Why now? Why not five years ago?
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October 13th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
As an ND fan, it warms my heart to know that we’re not the only school that is loathed around here. Thanks for spreading the hate around evenly.
October 13th, 2008 at 1:48 pm
I hate you
October 13th, 2008 at 1:51 pm
Hire Frank Caliendo. He gives better head than my dad!
October 13th, 2008 at 1:54 pm
FINALLY! Now lets bring Bill Cowher in to clean up the mess.
October 13th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
Love the note in that article about Jeff Harper bitching because his son got benched. Christ, the worst thing I remember from coaching basketball was the parents. Oh, little Jenny wants more playing time? Tell little Jenny to put the damn Snacky Cakes down and learn how to dribble.
October 13th, 2008 at 2:01 pm
put the damn Snacky Cakes down and learn how to dribble
NEVER!!!
October 13th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
living in anderson makes me hate all things clempsun
October 13th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
@FMRA: God, I’d love to still coach if I didn’t have to deal with the asshole parents.
Please don’t run me but being in Buffalo and all the worst thing for youth hockey around here is Patrick Kane and Pat Kaleta and Aaron Miller, etc. making the NHL. Now every parent thinks their kid is next. You know what? He’s not. Cause he can’t skate, he can’t stickhandle, he can’t pass, he can’t shoot, in fact he just sucks.
October 13th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
however, without bowden the world would have missed out on the naked pictures of his daughter
October 13th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
in fact, i’m a little disappointed that you didn’t post that picture. saving it for sexy friday?
October 13th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
@OPM
Those pictures were better than anything else a Bowden has brought to a fan base. And if you think living in Anderson sucks, you should try Central. At least Anderson has a movie theater.
October 13th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
central is pretty miserable. pretty much anything in or around anderson county is depressing
October 13th, 2008 at 2:42 pm
eh, i take that back, i prefer just about anywhere in south carolina to any northern state
October 13th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
I hear good things about SC. The women specifically.
October 13th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
Agreed. Anderson sucks. But at least they mostly speak English. Try Longmont. Definitely the Anderson of Colorado and bi-lingual to boot.
October 13th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
the SC women are fantastic (the REAL ones, not the ones that migrate from ohio/new jersey)
October 13th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
Holy shit…who posted this? PLEASE tell me one of you guys isn’t a fucking Tiger?
October 13th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
Err…that last sentence should have ended in a period or exclamation point. Just leaving the door open…
October 13th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
PRE-SEASON ACC CHAMPS!!!!!1!!!11!!!
October 13th, 2008 at 3:11 pm
@ Game…: I’ve lived in Upstate SC since 2005. Other than using their rec center and using their computer labs on occasion, I have no direct ties to Clemson.
October 13th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
Fantastic. I really don’t care that much, but as a Gamecock grad I just had to know. I did know you lived in SC actually, just slipped my mind. I’m in Charleston myself.
October 13th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
nope, i’m a wofford terrier
October 13th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
i live in charleston now, too
October 13th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
Oh very nice, OPM…what area?
I had some high school buddies who went to Wofford.
October 13th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
i live downtown, work at MUSC, how about yourself?
October 13th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
GARDNER-WEBB BULLDOGS REPRESENT!!
/yeah, they’re sucking worse than Clemson this year
October 13th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
i really wish wofford had played clemson this year
October 13th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
I live and work downtown, I’m at a publishing co. on East Bay St.
October 13th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
this clemson thing is getting really ugly: 2 of their top recruits just backed out, the current players are just bashing TB, and they’re still gonna have to pay him a $4 million buyout
October 13th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
@GnB: what year did you graduate from carolina? my sister’s a freshman there now
October 13th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
If anyone is running out of reasons to hate the south, please let me know.
October 13th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
what’s there to hate?
October 13th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
@ Optimus Prime
Yeah don’t get me started on those Ohio people migrating down to SC. I saw a bumper sticker the other day in Charleston that said “Go Buckeyes! No Seriously Go!” Classic
October 13th, 2008 at 3:55 pm
You got it backwards, it’s the South that hates everybody.
/Still fighting the Civil War.
//In Rock Hill no less.
October 13th, 2008 at 4:01 pm
@ Day Man
Yeah, there’s a campaign to send em back. go to http://www.gobacktoohio.com to learn more
October 13th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
@ OPM: Graduated in Spring of 07 so I probably missed her. When were you @ Wofford?
October 13th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
@Warthog my aunt lives in Rock Hill….what a great place…….hey Winthrop is good at bball though…
October 13th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
@OPM
awesome!
October 13th, 2008 at 4:17 pm
I just hope Phillip Fulmer gets the pink slip too. He and Bowden could get an apartment in Manhattan next door to the kookiest hipster on the eastern seabord. It’ll be a delightful comic romp.
October 13th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
@GnB: i actually graduated in 07 also!
and @Punter: don’t worry, we’ll let you stay
October 13th, 2008 at 4:27 pm
You know something big must be happening if I’m posting here.
October 13th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
oh, and here
http://www.forgetfoo.com/images/blog/lauren_bowden1.jpg
NSFW, and you’re welcome
October 13th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
OPM, you didn’t know a guy named Trenton did you?
October 13th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
I love that we’ve made this comment thread our own personal six-degrees forum…
October 13th, 2008 at 4:47 pm
It’s really pretty sad. We’re all probably related.
October 13th, 2008 at 4:49 pm
I mean, we are Southerners right?
“Now now, they’s my parents too!”
October 13th, 2008 at 4:52 pm
@ The Stig:
True, but if the Tigers play GT as well as G-W did, I’ll be impressed
October 13th, 2008 at 5:07 pm
@GnB: yeah, i knew him
October 13th, 2008 at 7:26 pm
I’m a Charlestonian as well. Happy to see Bowden go too. Here’s hoping the SCARCOCKS can make some noise in the SEC.
October 13th, 2008 at 8:23 pm
@ SpongeGreg
Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane.
As embarrassing as it’s been to root for Clemson for the last few years, what with all the bed-shitting done on nat’l TV, we’ve always had sakerlina to kick around. And for that I am truly grateful.
October 13th, 2008 at 9:23 pm
@ bobby
Just wait, m’friend, for the times they are a-changin’.
October 14th, 2008 at 7:03 am
OPM w/ the link FTW. That is one finely waxed specimen.