KSK Exklusive: Player Costumes Revealed!
After the Roy Williams surprise at the Lions’ Halloween party earlier in the week, we didn’t want to be caught on the hop about what other players were doing. Rather wait and be surprised by what characters they showed up as, we sought out trusted informants to ruin for the fun for everybody.
Mike Singletary: Charles Haley
Tony Romo: Pinky
Jessica Simpson: The Brain
Hines Ward: Kung Fu Panda
Terrell Suggs: Boba Fett
Ed Hochuli: Sarah Palin
Jim Zorn: Ned Flanders
Brett and Deanna Favre: Julius and Ethel Rosenberg
Jason Elam: A crime-fighting linebacker with Jesus in his heart
Chad Ochocinco: Chad Johnson (the one who used to be a good football player)
Mike Holmgren: blackface Romeo Crennel
Romeo Crennel: A boulder
Kellen Winslow: Tanaka from Major League II
Chris Mortensen: Jay Glazer
Peyton Manning: Frankenstein’s creature
Eli Manning: Homemade Transformers costume
Sage Rosenfels: Ryu
J.T. O’Sullivan: NO GODDAMN BRITISH POUF THAT’S FOR SURE!
Vince Young: Kurt Cobain
Jay Cutler: Butters
Jason Witten: The Operation guy
Matt Ryan: Slutty nurse
Chad Pennington: Raggedy Andy
Laveranues Coles: Raggedy Ann
Philip Rivers: The Joker
Bernard Pollard: Lawrence Taylor
LenDale White: Grimace
LaDainian Tomlinson: Bunny Lebowski
If you’ve heard more, let us know in the comments.
Emmitt pic from PCB
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October 31st, 2008 at 10:52 am
Brad Childress: a big lump of shit.
October 31st, 2008 at 10:55 am
That is one UGLY cheerleader in the first pic. And six good TV analysts.
October 31st, 2008 at 10:56 am
Can we agree that Matt Millen is the one who can’t cut the holes in his ghost sheet correctly, a la Charlie Brown?
October 31st, 2008 at 10:56 am
I heard Herm Edwards was going as Toby Dungy
October 31st, 2008 at 10:57 am
*Tony’s racist alter-ego
October 31st, 2008 at 11:01 am
I’ll suck your cock for a thousand dollars.
/pours 40 out for the Ghost of Attractive Tara Reid
October 31st, 2008 at 11:03 am
Clinton Portis is just going as Clinton Portis this year, because fuck it.
October 31st, 2008 at 11:03 am
I’m gonna go find a cash machine.
October 31st, 2008 at 11:06 am
Tatum Bell will ALSO be going as a Bell Hop. He doesn’t actually have a party to go to – he’s just working nights at Holiday Inn until something better turns up.
October 31st, 2008 at 11:08 am
Chris Cooley’s penis will be going as Santonio Holmes’ penis
October 31st, 2008 at 11:08 am
Derek Anderson is the Invisible Man
October 31st, 2008 at 11:11 am
When did your wife leave?
October.
That’s when my wife left! What is it about the month of October?
I dunno. The pressure of Halloween? You never know what to go as!
October 31st, 2008 at 11:11 am
The costumes for Elisha, Cutler, Marmalard, and LT = amazing.
October 31st, 2008 at 11:15 am
John Madden will be going as Mama McNabb
October 31st, 2008 at 11:19 am
Joe Flacco is going as Bert from Sesame Street.
October 31st, 2008 at 11:19 am
Joey Porter as Jaws from 007 movies.
October 31st, 2008 at 11:20 am
and on Saturday, a dentist.
October 31st, 2008 at 11:21 am
Peter King is going as Deanna Favre.
October 31st, 2008 at 11:34 am
Tom Brady doesn’t have a costume. He’s just going as a cripple.
October 31st, 2008 at 11:36 am
+1 for Joe Flacco as Bert
October 31st, 2008 at 11:37 am
Dammit Marmalard! I’ve been up since like 4 in the morning putting this on!
October 31st, 2008 at 11:42 am
Keith Rivers: Kanye West
October 31st, 2008 at 11:42 am
I would have figured Polliard as General George S. Patton, the greatest American Hero.
October 31st, 2008 at 11:43 am
@Favre’s Next Interception…
True, Brady is going as a cripple, but Giesele is still his crutch.
October 31st, 2008 at 11:43 am
Tom Brady: Jimmy from South Park
October 31st, 2008 at 11:46 am
Kevin and Pat Williams as the Olsen twins.
October 31st, 2008 at 11:46 am
Ben Roethlisberger as Timmy from South Park
October 31st, 2008 at 11:48 am
ben rongrastname will be dressing the part of evil kneivel
October 31st, 2008 at 11:50 am
Albert Haynesworth: Godzilla
October 31st, 2008 at 11:56 am
@Punch, I was thinking of Marshawn Lynch as Jaws from 007 due to his “beast mode” grill
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2234/2232160985_647627e90a.jpg
October 31st, 2008 at 11:57 am
Emmitt Smiff as a conehead.
October 31st, 2008 at 12:00 pm
Larry Johnson as Riddick Bowe
October 31st, 2008 at 12:01 pm
Vince Young as Debbie Downer
October 31st, 2008 at 12:05 pm
So when do Brett and Deanna get the chair?
October 31st, 2008 at 12:06 pm
Matt Leinart as Nick Lachey and Nick Lachey as Jessica Simpson.
October 31st, 2008 at 12:07 pm
An obvious one:
Tom Coughlin – Sgt. Hartman
October 31st, 2008 at 12:07 pm
Chris Berman as the the Gimp from Pulp Fiction.
October 31st, 2008 at 12:11 pm
Funny, that picture is kind of what a sober Tara Reid would look like, if there were such a thing.
October 31st, 2008 at 12:13 pm
Tom Coughlin – Sgt. Hartman
Then Eli Manning = Gomer Pyle
And Plaxico = Joker
October 31st, 2008 at 12:16 pm
jamarcus russell = nfl quarterback
October 31st, 2008 at 12:20 pm
Tavaris Jackson wants to go as an NFL Quarterback, so he’s dressing up as Jason Campbell.
October 31st, 2008 at 12:29 pm
another obvious one: John Madden will go as Brett Favre
October 31st, 2008 at 12:35 pm
@Grimey- good call, I don’t think too many people would get it though
October 31st, 2008 at 12:36 pm
Oh, and Tony Sparano as a GuineaDolphin anybody?
October 31st, 2008 at 12:43 pm
Rest of NFC East Coaches:
Andy Reid: Pillsbury Dough boy
Tom Conklin: Soup Nazi
Jerry Jones: Darryl Hannah as the 100 foot woman.
October 31st, 2008 at 12:48 pm
Brian Russel=Samwise Gamgee*
*meant to be Rudy but faled, like in other endeavors in life
October 31st, 2008 at 1:03 pm
And yes – Jerry is the coach. Wade Phillips could go as “John Doe” since he will be dead meat at the end of the season – if not sooner.
October 31st, 2008 at 1:08 pm
@devang
Damn. I wish they’d put “nightmare fuel” tags on specific comments.
Tony Dungy – Samwell (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU)
Kerry Collins – Nathan Bedford Forrest
October 31st, 2008 at 1:25 pm
Ray Lewis is going as Jason Williams, the former NJ Net.
October 31st, 2008 at 1:49 pm
Travis Henry = Lattrell “Man, I’ve got kids to feed” Spreewell
Spreewell = hobo
October 31st, 2008 at 1:59 pm
Travis Henry : As Einstein thinking with his p_nis.
October 31st, 2008 at 2:19 pm
@ Punch
Joey Porter as Chief from One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest.
October 31st, 2008 at 2:24 pm
Kerry Collins has actually been a brilliant Reece Bobby for the past three years.
Brady Quinn is yet to decide on a village person.
October 31st, 2008 at 2:44 pm
Roethlisberger as Zandor from the Hurculoids. I don’t know why, but he just strikes me as a Zandor.
October 31st, 2008 at 2:51 pm
Brett Favre as Bad Santa
October 31st, 2008 at 3:57 pm
Is Hines Wald going as a Pilot or a Pirate?
/dreads running into Hines at a Halloween party and wearing the same costume, AGAIN!
October 31st, 2008 at 4:18 pm
When Sebastian Janikowski trolls the Halloween parties for roofy-bait, people will congratulate him for the great job he did on his Sloth from “The Goonies” costume. Janikowski will answer only with a furrowed brow and blank, confused stare.
October 31st, 2008 at 5:16 pm
Brady Quinn – Tobias Funke as a Blue Man
He’s afraid he just blue himself. Or all they men in Ohio. Whatever.
October 31st, 2008 at 8:08 pm
chris-bessmerivin like the random My Blue Heaven quote there, well played.
November 1st, 2008 at 7:59 pm
Teddy Bruschi as a member of the strokes.
November 1st, 2008 at 10:20 pm
Willie Parker went as a used condom.
March 23rd, 2009 at 8:17 am
As a UK-based Cowboys fan, I found your blog on google and read a few of your other ‘boys posts. I just added you to my Google News Reader. Keep up the good work. Look forward to reading more from you in the future.