After the Roy Williams surprise at the Lions’ Halloween party earlier in the week, we didn’t want to be caught on the hop about what other players were doing. Rather wait and be surprised by what characters they showed up as, we sought out trusted informants to ruin for the fun for everybody.
Mike Singletary: Charles Haley
Tony Romo: Pinky
Jessica Simpson: The Brain
Hines Ward: Kung Fu Panda
Terrell Suggs: Boba Fett
Ed Hochuli: Sarah Palin
Jim Zorn: Ned Flanders
Brett and Deanna Favre: Julius and Ethel Rosenberg
Jason Elam: A crime-fighting linebacker with Jesus in his heart
Chad Ochocinco: Chad Johnson (the one who used to be a good football player)
Mike Holmgren: blackface Romeo Crennel
Romeo Crennel: A boulder
Kellen Winslow: Tanaka from Major League II
Chris Mortensen: Jay Glazer
Peyton Manning: Frankenstein’s creature
Eli Manning: Homemade Transformers costume
Sage Rosenfels: Ryu
J.T. O’Sullivan: NO GODDAMN BRITISH POUF THAT’S FOR SURE!
Vince Young: Kurt Cobain
Jay Cutler: Butters
Jason Witten: The Operation guy
Matt Ryan: Slutty nurse
Chad Pennington: Raggedy Andy
Laveranues Coles: Raggedy Ann
Philip Rivers: The Joker
Bernard Pollard: Lawrence Taylor
LenDale White: Grimace
LaDainian Tomlinson: Bunny Lebowski
If you’ve heard more, let us know in the comments.
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Willie Parker went as a used condom.
Teddy Bruschi as a member of the strokes.
chris-bessmerivin like the random My Blue Heaven quote there, well played.
Brady Quinn – Tobias Funke as a Blue Man
He’s afraid he just blue himself. Or all they men in Ohio. Whatever.
When Sebastian Janikowski trolls the Halloween parties for roofy-bait, people will congratulate him for the great job he did on his Sloth from “The Goonies” costume. Janikowski will answer only with a furrowed brow and blank, confused stare.
Is Hines Wald going as a Pilot or a Pirate?
/dreads running into Hines at a Halloween party and wearing the same costume, AGAIN!
Brett Favre as Bad Santa
Roethlisberger as Zandor from the Hurculoids. I don’t know why, but he just strikes me as a Zandor.
Kerry Collins has actually been a brilliant Reece Bobby for the past three years.
Brady Quinn is yet to decide on a village person.
@ Punch
Joey Porter as Chief from One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest.
Travis Henry : As Einstein thinking with his p_nis.
Travis Henry = Lattrell “Man, I’ve got kids to feed” Spreewell
Spreewell = hobo
Ray Lewis is going as Jason Williams, the former NJ Net.
@devang
Damn. I wish they’d put “nightmare fuel” tags on specific comments.
Tony Dungy – Samwell (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU)
Kerry Collins – Nathan Bedford Forrest
And yes – Jerry is the coach. Wade Phillips could go as “John Doe” since he will be dead meat at the end of the season – if not sooner.
Brian Russel=Samwise Gamgee*
*meant to be Rudy but faled, like in other endeavors in life
Rest of NFC East Coaches:
Andy Reid: Pillsbury Dough boy
Tom Conklin: Soup Nazi
Jerry Jones: Darryl Hannah as the 100 foot woman.
Oh, and Tony Sparano as a GuineaDolphin anybody?
@Grimey- good call, I don’t think too many people would get it though
another obvious one: John Madden will go as Brett Favre
Tavaris Jackson wants to go as an NFL Quarterback, so he’s dressing up as Jason Campbell.
jamarcus russell = nfl quarterback
Tom Coughlin – Sgt. Hartman
Then Eli Manning = Gomer Pyle
And Plaxico = Joker
Funny, that picture is kind of what a sober Tara Reid would look like, if there were such a thing.
Chris Berman as the the Gimp from Pulp Fiction.
An obvious one:
Tom Coughlin – Sgt. Hartman
Matt Leinart as Nick Lachey and Nick Lachey as Jessica Simpson.
So when do Brett and Deanna get the chair?
Vince Young as Debbie Downer
Larry Johnson as Riddick Bowe
Emmitt Smiff as a conehead.
@Punch, I was thinking of Marshawn Lynch as Jaws from 007 due to his “beast mode” grill
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Albert Haynesworth: Godzilla
ben rongrastname will be dressing the part of evil kneivel
Ben Roethlisberger as Timmy from South Park
Kevin and Pat Williams as the Olsen twins.
Tom Brady: Jimmy from South Park
@Favre’s Next Interception…
True, Brady is going as a cripple, but Giesele is still his crutch.
I would have figured Polliard as General George S. Patton, the greatest American Hero.
Keith Rivers: Kanye West
Dammit Marmalard! I’ve been up since like 4 in the morning putting this on!
+1 for Joe Flacco as Bert
Tom Brady doesn’t have a costume. He’s just going as a cripple.
Peter King is going as Deanna Favre.
and on Saturday, a dentist.
Joey Porter as Jaws from 007 movies.
Joe Flacco is going as Bert from Sesame Street.
John Madden will be going as Mama McNabb
The costumes for Elisha, Cutler, Marmalard, and LT = amazing.
When did your wife leave?
October.
That’s when my wife left! What is it about the month of October?
I dunno. The pressure of Halloween? You never know what to go as!
Derek Anderson is the Invisible Man
Chris Cooley’s penis will be going as Santonio Holmes’ penis
Tatum Bell will ALSO be going as a Bell Hop. He doesn’t actually have a party to go to – he’s just working nights at Holiday Inn until something better turns up.
I’m gonna go find a cash machine.
Clinton Portis is just going as Clinton Portis this year, because fuck it.
I’ll suck your cock for a thousand dollars.
/pours 40 out for the Ghost of Attractive Tara Reid
*Tony’s racist alter-ego
I heard Herm Edwards was going as Toby Dungy
Can we agree that Matt Millen is the one who can’t cut the holes in his ghost sheet correctly, a la Charlie Brown?
That is one UGLY cheerleader in the first pic. And six good TV analysts.
Brad Childress: a big lump of shit.