Jim Zorn Will Not Tolerate Your Right-Wing Eye Rolling
Yep, Jim Zorn was in rare form after the Redskins win over the Lions yesterday afternoon, especially when he misunderstood an a question from Ryan O’Halloran of the Washington Times.
Take that shit back to your conservative bosses and ask them how it feels to suffer from the wrath of the Zorn! Continue after the jump for the rest of the untelevised exchange
Zorn: Seriously though, are you okay? We’ve all been a bit worried about you lately. Can I get you a glass of water or something to settle your nerves? I didn’t mean to lash out at you that way, it’s just that I’m really concerned. I read somewhere that involuntary eye rolling can be a symptom of something far more serious. If these poorly articulated questions are also a symptom then you could very well be suffering from some underlying neurological condition.
O’Halloran: Actually I was just trying to ask about that timeo-
Zorn: No really, why don’t you have a seat and relax for a minute? Somebody get Ryan something cold to drink.
O’Halloran: That’s not neces-
Zorn: Nonsense, you look like you need to tap the Rockies. Have yourself a a nice cold Coors Light. You can tell it’s at its peak coldness because the mountains are blue!
O’Halloran: Coach, I really just wanted to know about that drive to end the first half.
Zorn: What the hell is wrong with you, Ryan? Can’t you see that I’m trying to film a fucking commercial here?
Video via Mister Irrelevant
Tags: KSK-BuzzCuts, One day this will be a Coors Light commercial, Unsilent Majority, Washington Redskins, Zornstar
October 27th, 2008 at 11:19 am
Ah, the Washington Times. Motto: A Second Paper? Why Not.
October 27th, 2008 at 11:20 am
Singletary’s was better, but that’s just because he resembles a sea creature of some sort
October 27th, 2008 at 11:23 am
One day this will be a Coors Light commercial
Coach! Coach! This guy over here is drinking a Bud Light!
Zorn: I’m getting ticked off!
Bud light guy: But why should I drink Bud Light? It’s got drinkability!
Zorn: I think I’m answering your question!
October 27th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
In the reporter’s defense, he wasn’t rolling his eyes, he was blinking out a morse code plea for help.
“S-A-V-E U-S F-R-O-M O-U-R M-O-O-N-I-E M-A-S-T-E-R-S.”
October 27th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
What was the reporter asking him, if he putts with a wedgie?
October 27th, 2008 at 1:03 pm
“Who said that? Probably that pederast O’Halloran.”
October 27th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
Zorn: You’re mailing it in.
Reporter Mumble mumble mumble mumble
Zorn: I cannot answer questions from someone who’s not selling out for the question. Cannot, can’t, will not, won’t. Go take a shower.
October 27th, 2008 at 4:47 pm
Of course, Zorn’s best friend and ex-fave receiver former Congressman Steve Largent is so far to the right that he makes the Washington Times look like Mother Jones.
October 27th, 2008 at 5:20 pm
@ Otto Man — Why would the WashTimes reporter ask Scientologists for help with the Moonies? I don’t understand. Both cults have those creepy arranged marriages.
So said Mr. and Mrs. Cruise while watching the game from Danny Snyder’s luxury sweet.
October 29th, 2008 at 12:41 pm
Zorn: “Ryan, all your base are belong to us.”
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