Yep, Jim Zorn was in rare form after the Redskins win over the Lions yesterday afternoon, especially when he misunderstood an a question from Ryan O’Halloran of the Washington Times.
Take that shit back to your conservative bosses and ask them how it feels to suffer from the wrath of the Zorn! Continue after the jump for the rest of the untelevised exchange
Zorn: Seriously though, are you okay? We’ve all been a bit worried about you lately. Can I get you a glass of water or something to settle your nerves? I didn’t mean to lash out at you that way, it’s just that I’m really concerned. I read somewhere that involuntary eye rolling can be a symptom of something far more serious. If these poorly articulated questions are also a symptom then you could very well be suffering from some underlying neurological condition.
O’Halloran: Actually I was just trying to ask about that timeo-
Zorn: No really, why don’t you have a seat and relax for a minute? Somebody get Ryan something cold to drink.
O’Halloran: That’s not neces-
Zorn: Nonsense, you look like you need to tap the Rockies. Have yourself a a nice cold Coors Light. You can tell it’s at its peak coldness because the mountains are blue!
O’Halloran: Coach, I really just wanted to know about that drive to end the first half.
Zorn: What the hell is wrong with you, Ryan? Can’t you see that I’m trying to film a fucking commercial here?
Video via Mister Irrelevant
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