Jerramy Stevens has finally broke his silence, sort of, over the damning Seattle Times article from earlier this year. In a whiny-pitched interview with a softball-lobbing Buccaneer fan blog, Stevens reveals he is a little sore over the piece which recounted his boorish, criminal behavior from his college days. Not butt-rape sore mind you, more like “hurt feelings” sore.
There is no doubt that it was some [expletive]. I don’t think there is any other way to put it. That is why I was unwilling to address it when I had that media conference. I wasn’t going to address something that happened eight years ago that was false then.
Even though Stevens ponied up $300,000 to settle a civil suit by one of his victims, he now expects us to believe the accusations against him were untrue. Tell you what, Jerramy, either file a libel suit against the Seattle Times for falsely linking you to sexual assault, armed assault, hit & runs and DUI or shut the fuck up. And drop some more passes you miserable stack of shit.
[ Pewter Report via Football Outsiders ]


Very interesting, thanx
Let me just say that, at this point, both Seahawk fans and non-Seahawk fans can take joy in watching that video of Stevens getting kneed in the groin. A sack of shit, indeed.
/How have the Cincinnati Bengals not acquired him yet?
A friend of mine who lives in Seattle works for the U. of Washington and, not being a sports fan, had never heard of Jerramy Stevens, so I told her to mention him at work. I called her the next day and she said that as soon as Stevens’ name came up her co-workers piled on story after story that attest to his black-hearted assholishness. One of her colleagues was a neighbor and said everything you’ve heard about that prick is true.
Oh, don’t worry T.O. It’s just the mainstream media playing gotcha journalism and ignoring real stories.
Although I guess the Seattle Times did cover it…
Yeah, and somehow me and Chad are the biggest assholes in the NFL.
That is the only good thing Tyler Brayton has ever done.
tyler brayton should be hired by the league to dish out some goodell justice. i’d rather see players get hit in the balls than suspended.
this guy is the epitome of scumbag. maybe roger goodell could pick on an actual asshole for once.
One thing you can always depend on: that politicians and pro athletes will make reporters look good and honorable and candid by comparison. See, Jerramy (I always shake my head when I see that spelling) was told that the shit you do in college doesn’t count. It’s not his fault he was misinformed.
Is it wrong to want him do die slowly from a loss of dick blood?
No, I would think it would not be.
The media elite sure don’t take any prisoners when going after tired, sucktastic football players now do they? I can see now why he’s blaming the media for raping some chick back in the day.
I nominate Jerramy Stevens to be part of the inaugural class of the Die in a Fire HOF along with Irvin, Vick, and Pac Man. Free blindsides from Hines Wald to send them in with smirres.
I think I would like video of Charles Haley meeting Jerramy….
It was false then? But true now?
Misserable stacks of shit are insulted to be compared with Jerramy Stevens.
Hey, Jerramy, have you ever seen American History X? No? Well, anyway, there’s this really hot shower scene…
Is there anyway we can arrange for Hines Ward to get a blindside block Jerremy? Big smirres arrr alound.
Yes, it’s the media’s fault, Jerramy. It was Tom Brokaw who made you violate that girl and Arthur Sulzberger Jr. who was really at the wheel during your various drunken escapades. I’m sure it was the L.A. Times who let your guests vomit off your patio and Bob Costas who made you drop all those passes in the Super Bowl. Dickhead.
It happened eight years ago and it didn’t even happen.
I’ll take “shut the fuck up” for a thousand, flubby. And I hope that useless bag of wind gets Ike Hilliard’ed real soon.
Didn’t Joey Porter already take care of butt raping this idiot in the Super Bowl? I distinctly/vaguely remember J-Peezy bending him over and screaming at him to “SHUT YO MOUF”. Was that just me? Anyone?
In any case, this asshole shouldn’t even be walking around in public let alone collecting and NFL paycheck.
Also, am I correct in remembering that Stevens was the guy that gave a dude a knee to the crotch on the field?
Since Shawne Merriman has some free time, maybe he can make Jerramy appreciate “buttrape sore”.
Since when does all that make someone a bad guy?