Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.

Jerramy Stevens has finally broke his silence, sort of, over the damning Seattle Times article from earlier this year. In a whiny-pitched interview with a softball-lobbing Buccaneer fan blog, Stevens reveals he is a little sore over the piece which recounted his boorish, criminal behavior from his college days. Not butt-rape sore mind you, more like “hurt feelings” sore.

There is no doubt that it was some [expletive]. I don’t think there is any other way to put it. That is why I was unwilling to address it when I had that media conference. I wasn’t going to address something that happened eight years ago that was false then.

Even though Stevens ponied up $300,000 to settle a civil suit by one of his victims, he now expects us to believe the accusations against him were untrue. Tell you what, Jerramy, either file a libel suit against the Seattle Times for falsely linking you to sexual assault, armed assault, hit & runs and DUI or shut the fuck up. And drop some more passes you miserable stack of shit.

[ Pewter Report via Football Outsiders ]