“Our receivers are so good, we have a field named after our playing field”?
Fuck you, Terry.
The Steelers begin their two-week odyssey against NFC East teams with one of their former receivers, first the one who was actually worth a big contract and then Antwaan Randle-El. Pittsburgh was already hurting enough with America’s Most Blunted receiver, Willie Parker, Marvel Smith and Bryant McFadden out, but Aaron Smith is gone too? And he’s not even hurt? What the bloodclot? What are these personal reasons that are keeping out our run-stopping defensive end? Screw his right to privacy, I must know!
Ack! It’s okay. The Steelers can still take this. No team playing Eli Manning is ever really out of it. You Giants will learn to fear Nate Washington and his epic case of dropsies!
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Hell Yeah!!!!
To be fair, Willie Colon judges a team’s worth by how many of its drives are stalled by holding penalties committed by the right tackle.
Very funny. Colon, who had his shit rocked all day (and I mean ROCKED), said that the better team lost. Coming from, I don’t know, Lamarr Woodley, that might be an all right statement. But from fucking Colon, who was bent over and given a new asshole by the Giants DL, it’s hilarious on a level previously unbeknownst to mankind.
He also said that he didn’t hold Justin Tuck on a play where he literally had to tackle Tuck in order to prevent him from hitting Big Ben…and Tuck still trucked him like Brandon Jacobs.
“What are these personal reasons that are keeping out our run-stopping defensive end? Screw his right to privacy, I must know!”
I heard his son was diagnosed with cancer and about to begin chemotherapy. Not good times, but what an effort he had out there, especially on those goal-line stands.
AHAHAHAAHAHAHA
My vote for Measts of the Week: the Giants’ O-line (Shaun O’Hara, Rich Seubert, Kareem McKenzie, David Diehl, Chris Snee). The Giants/Steelers game exposed the Giants’ offensive flaws (Four field goals? Elisha, when Tavaris Jackson drove the Vikings down the field to four field goals they decided to get a new starting quarterback. When the Chargers made four field goals in the AFC Championship they lost), but against the truly formidable Steelers defense they did something most teams playing the Steelers can’t do: they kept their quarterback upright.
A KTFO candidate: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Es9x7F7pzps
+1000, make it snow
@dAndy: Because you’re drunk. It’ll pass.
Terry Bradshaw makes Ben Roethlisberger look like a rocket surgeon.
why do i want a new steak house shroom and swiss so bad
HARF HARF HARF ME GET NO CHOCO TACO TODAY
I haven’t been able to come up with a Halloween costume. Maybe I’ll be the ghost of a long snapper.
Also, Strahan’s goatee is fucking atrocious. It’s got wings.
@OCFC: It’d definitely be nice to guarantee at least a split in that divisional series, particularly to hold up the lead the Giants already have.
@Trips: Right you are. Tuck looked crissssssssssp.
/j-gar’d
BTW… speaking of the DL… you know it’s good when Dave fucking Tollefson has at least part of a sack in each game he’s played.
The NFC Beast is here to stay.
Devine, it is pretty amazing, but Tuck has the makings of a legendary DE. I feel completely confident saying that. Kiwi looked good as a DE as a rookie, so it was just a matter of time for him. This was really his coming out party. (Jeff Garcia could not be reached for comment)
Devine: hopefully they can easily take down a crippled cowboys team at home just as insurance before going to texas stadium later when they have romo back.
By the way, welcome back to the NFC Beast
@Trips: Don’t get me wrong, I knew the DL was a strength … I just didn’t think they’d be top-3 in the league in sacks without their two starting DEs from last year. You’ve got to admit, that’s pretty amazing.
Home for Dallas next, then at Philly … things are just about to get hectic. I fucking love this league.
Eli 19-32, 199yds, 1 TD, O Int
Big Ben 13-29, 189 yds 1 TD, 4 Ints
And yet, they looked about the same.
@OCFC:
And Eli didn’t get sacked, either! I’m always amazed when that happens.
Devine…
Tuck and Kiwi = no problem. Robbins has been the unheralded force of the Giants for years now. Cofield has looked good.
I was wary of them no matter what. That is a stacked team.
BTW…the Steelers OL wasn’t that bad. Ben just holds onto the ball for for-fucking-ever. The Giants secondary isn’t that good…so basically, blame goes to the Ben’s infinite retardation.
Well, much like the end of every Giant’s game, someone got fucked and I feel dirty.
Good game, everyone!
come on ESPN compare their season stats now.
/demonic laugh.
//still surprised that a quarterback threw 4 picks this game… and it wasn’t eli.
Are the steelers officially tanking the rest of the season to get a decent lineman this time around?
Who the fuck would have thought the New York pass rush would be this good without Umenyiora and Strahan? Man, they’re fun to watch. But Pittsburgh’s got a damn good defense themselves … anyone would can hold the Giants’ running game down like that is REAL serious.
/ape, plz don’t get mad at us
Kiwanuka just nuked Ben’s face.
The Giants pass rush has been unbelievable in the fourth quarter
trips: he is indeed a cunt since now he does have a contract. i’m just saying that maybe having the team let his negotiations go on so long when he obviously deserved a good one might’ve given him the impression that they don’t give a shit therefore he shouldn’t either.
run you fat o-lineman, run
Uh-oh. There’s the Big Ben stat….
We’re fucked now.
(Yes, I know we were fucked 30 minutes ago.)
Why the fuck would you call a TO there? You just cost yourself 30 seconds. Let the clock run an extra 5 seconds to the 2 minute warning. All you did was save those five seconds, but you’ll lose an additional 30 or so on the other end of that.
I’ve been holding off on drinking the Kool-Aid with the Giants until they beat a quality opponent … this would certainly help.
Oh wait there is 2 mins left?
OCFC: True, but Plaxico no practice-o for years now.
All kidding aside that was an awesome game…crap offense or not
Feel it in your face you dirty ape
Ocho…
But he got paid, and now he’s being a cunt.
Kenny Phillips hits very, very hard.
Holy crap, who bussed in the GMen defense this quarter? I thank you.
glab, god damnit!! that was supposed to say glab. i hate typing drubnk
plz don’t go for it
why no hinlab?es make g
maybe plax just doesnt give a shit after being a martyr and playing on an injury last year and then having the team almost dick him over on a new contract. the suspension was totally called for though.
Hines not tall enough
If the Steelers score here, I wouldn’t be surprised to see them go for 2. They’re at home, their LS is hurt, etc
plaxico and mat jones should hang out
most_impressive: as i get older, i find it’s something to be admired.
Eli is simply a completely different player with under 10 minutes left in the 4th quarter
TD? I don’t understand. Where’s the nullifying penalty flag?
God, that certainly took long enough. Maybe now they’ll shut up about how the TE isn’t doing much, post-Shockey.
Let’s not get hasty, Haterade — lotta time, plus timeouts remaining.
Your move, Arians.
wowsers
I don’t know if I admire or abhor Plaxico’s ability to never seem to give a shit.
aye aye haterade. lets go late game winning drives.
robocats I just fell out of my chair. Don’t know why that was so funny.
True, Haterade, Eli is money in the 4th. He just sucks otherwise.
Perfect Spiral. Overthrown.
God, please explain all the damn safeties in this week’s games.
Ocho- I know. It won’t happen, but they certainly deserve it. :)
If the Steelers end up winning this game, I can’t wait to see Ape explain it away the way he pretends that the refs had nothing to do with SB XL.
stockton: and the giants have tied the score at 14.
i think he means the steelers tied the score. but hells yes anyway
hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha
Well, that fucking figures.
Anyone else a Pac-10 football fan? Which is worse, the Pac-10 refs or the NFL refs?
marmalard has the highest qb rating in the NFL and the most TDs. go fickin figure!
saveus: i don’t think that possible considering every other crew in the league is just as shitty. and goodell doesn’t feel like doing much to fix it except giving pep talks to all the refs. but its ok to make ridiculous examples of the people actually playing the motherfucking game.
True, Devine, although it should be 16-14 right now.
The refs certainly haven’t helped matters, but if the Giants lose this game, they have no one but themselves to blame.
How could the Stockton/Aikman dreamteam not at least suggest that it was a helmet-to-helmet hit by Clark. I mean did he knock himself out when his ARMS hit on the tackle??
The officials this year have been brutal, did anyone see the end of the Philly game? ATL got screwed.
today is butterfingers day on the giants sideline.
This entire officiating crew deserves to be fired en masse after the game.
This is hilarious. Another missed hold.
Terrible throw, Eli.
If only they could just get a damn TD I’d be happy.
Amani Toomer is the definition of a savvy vet. Eli Manning is the definition of a retarded shitstain.
He is so fucking lucky Toomer caught that.
FUCK YOU, ELISHA!
/Giant’s fan-slash-masochist