If You Thought Wembley Stadium Had Bad Turf, You Haven’t Seen Heinz Field!
“Our receivers are so good, we have a field named after our playing field”?
Fuck you, Terry.
The Steelers begin their two-week odyssey against NFC East teams with one of their former receivers, first the one who was actually worth a big contract and then Antwaan Randle-El. Pittsburgh was already hurting enough with America’s Most Blunted receiver, Willie Parker, Marvel Smith and Bryant McFadden out, but Aaron Smith is gone too? And he’s not even hurt? What the bloodclot? What are these personal reasons that are keeping out our run-stopping defensive end? Screw his right to privacy, I must know!
Ack! It’s okay. The Steelers can still take this. No team playing Eli Manning is ever really out of it. You Giants will learn to fear Nate Washington and his epic case of dropsies!
October 26th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
Anyone catch that 3rd down handoff from Horse Balls to Vickers in the Browns/Jags game? Not an epic fail, but certainly some Pop Warner shit.
October 26th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
Terry is a fuckin idoit. Anyone see him trying to strattle the fence in pregame? Emitt have already miscomcasticating today as welf.
October 26th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
ok apparently I’m the idiot
October 26th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
I think I’m going to cut a T into my cheek if Troy Aikman continues to say “than what” or “as what” instead of “than” or “as” today, and blame it on Solomon Wilcots
October 26th, 2008 at 4:17 pm
i would go with something halloweenish if i was going to carve anything in my face today
October 26th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
Already a San Antonio Holmes reference. Thanks, Dick Stockton.
October 26th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
I don’t have much of a problem with ugly turf (Soldier Field, anyone?), but ugly uniforms are a different story. The Steelers’ and Jets’ newfound love of their ass-ugly “throwback” unis is one of the worst subplots of this season.
October 26th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
Let the loss of Ben Rongrastname’s last brain cells commence!
October 26th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
Nice blocking by the receivers. Touchdown, Mewelde. 7-0 Steelers. Cock.
October 26th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
the jags d is making crennel look like vince lombardi
October 26th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
Now I remember why I hate watching games on Fox. That god damn robot is fuckin annoying.
October 26th, 2008 at 4:27 pm
Did you see the one where the robot hit a baseball yet? BRUTAL
October 26th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
NICE pick by James Butler! Is this the year that Giants DBs can finally hang onto passes thrown their way?
October 26th, 2008 at 4:45 pm
ooh look a tight end finally caught a ball for the giants
October 26th, 2008 at 4:47 pm
Whos gonna be first to bitch about the late safety blowin’ up their wager/fantasy in the jolly-ole-England-bowl?
October 26th, 2008 at 4:48 pm
lepray shows that hines wald no think intelception good
/hines no smirring.
October 26th, 2008 at 4:48 pm
I didn’t know there was a late safety, I lost interest in that game at kickoff.
October 26th, 2008 at 4:50 pm
finally the jags d does something
October 26th, 2008 at 4:52 pm
good god man, 4n1 horseballs connects for a big gain
October 26th, 2008 at 4:52 pm
51 to be exact
October 26th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
td j lewis
October 26th, 2008 at 4:57 pm
Jacobs in for the TD, but that’ll probably be reviewed — yep, here comes the challenge flag.
October 26th, 2008 at 5:01 pm
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
October 26th, 2008 at 5:02 pm
That was clearly NOT a TD- don’t know why they called it in the first place.
October 26th, 2008 at 5:02 pm
whyo n earth would you not just take a field goal at the beginning of the 2nd quarter?
October 26th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
/praying for a big ben sack in the end zone now
October 26th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
Challenging again? Oh, Coughlin. You have no chance, pal.
October 26th, 2008 at 5:06 pm
Was I just looking through biased eyes, or did it look to anyone else like the ball crossed the plane on the overhead angle?
October 26th, 2008 at 5:06 pm
Ah Brandon Jacobs running again and again and not getting into the endzone. Really takes me back to those days when I owned Tiki and he got screwed out of touchdowns every week by that obese exercise in futility.
October 26th, 2008 at 5:07 pm
As much as I hate the Giants, that’s terrible call. Jacobs broke the plane, like Devine said.
OH HI ELI.
October 26th, 2008 at 5:08 pm
Devine the ball seemed to break the plane on at least 2 angles. but yea that’s definitely trough the extremely optimistic eyes of a giants fan.
October 26th, 2008 at 5:08 pm
A Rimas sighting!
October 26th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
Why the fuck is Dick Stockton talking about whether or not receivers are able to get out of bounds? He’s done that at least twice in the first 20 minutes of this game. I don’t think they are TRYING to get out of bounds right now.
October 26th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
hixon’s gonna be a star in a couple years
October 26th, 2008 at 5:11 pm
@robocats: That struck me as pretty stupid, too — like Carey Davis is thinking about the sidelines with 12 minutes left in the quarter.
October 26th, 2008 at 5:11 pm
eli: FIVE STEELERS JERSEYS!?! let me throw there
October 26th, 2008 at 5:12 pm
Who else smelled a three-and-out coming after that big return? The more things change, Eli, the more they stay the same.
October 26th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
i’m really afraid that the “i’m a big kid now” high from the superbowl is starting to wear off.
/please don’t let it be.
October 26th, 2008 at 5:18 pm
I don’t suppose anyone is watching the jags game about now, so here’s an update. JAGS SUCK!
October 26th, 2008 at 5:18 pm
So funny. The overhead angle showed that Jacobs was clearly in, but Aikman and Buck wouldn’t come close to acknowledging it. Buck was practically jumping for joy when he was stopped.
October 26th, 2008 at 5:20 pm
Jesus, that’s fucking bullshit. Palamalu is right.
October 26th, 2008 at 5:20 pm
Wow. Awful personal foul call. Funny that it happens in the Steelers’ favor, though.
October 26th, 2008 at 5:20 pm
By Buck, I mean Stockton
October 26th, 2008 at 5:21 pm
That was Marmalardy.
October 26th, 2008 at 5:22 pm
It is funny, though, how everyone thinks that the refs/announcers are out to get their teams. As an unbiased observer, though, I think the Giants are getting well fucked.
October 26th, 2008 at 5:22 pm
unneccesary roughness? fuck that noise. its football. all of the roughness in necessary. and this is really some shitty officiating against the giants. tell me that was just a turnover and make this day better.
October 26th, 2008 at 5:24 pm
Well, Giants, if you let the fight go to a decision, you didn’t do enough to win. Put the ball in the fucking end zone and officiating won’t matter quite so much.
October 26th, 2008 at 5:24 pm
Giants DB’s starting to lay the wood to the Steelers. Something tells me Wald’s gonna brow someone up soon.
October 26th, 2008 at 5:25 pm
@Haterade: I’m a Giants fan too, but the Steelers aren’t soft, dude — watch the way they’re stuffing the run. This is a damn good, tough team.
October 26th, 2008 at 5:26 pm
amen to that. blow em out
October 26th, 2008 at 5:27 pm
I’m surprised no teams took a look at Ward this past off season. He was coming off an injury, but he can do everything: run, catch and block. He’s a FA this year, as is Jacobs. Only one of those guys is coming back. The other is getting starter money elsewhere.
October 26th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
By the way, can someone put out an APB for MJD? With Joey Porter netting sacks and the Dolphins winning games, I need some more furious kicking of grass in my life.
October 26th, 2008 at 5:31 pm
Ugh. YOU’RE NOT GOING TO WIN KICKING FIELD GOALS.
October 26th, 2008 at 5:32 pm
trips: the running back by committee might bring up whether or not either one could handle whole lot of carries per game as a starter, especially jacobs with his style. and hopefully that does come up so the giants can keep them both. or the giants could just put up starter cash for both of them, which is probably unlikely.
October 26th, 2008 at 5:32 pm
On the “announcer bias” comments- since this is a FOX game, wouldn’t any subtle announcer bias be FOR the Giants?
October 26th, 2008 at 5:34 pm
HI JUSTIN!!!
October 26th, 2008 at 5:38 pm
Gaaah. Nice nightmare fuel thumbshot, Fox.
October 26th, 2008 at 5:42 pm
also troy was a cowboy and stockton grew up in phili so im gonna guess theres a little bias there
October 26th, 2008 at 5:42 pm
SaveUsKyleOrton…
I’m an NFC East fan (so actually, I’m not an unbiased observer–I hate the Giants) but the Fox teams are never fair to them. Aikman tries, but…eh. Buck is the worst, Stockton’s best days are behind him.
OchoCincoFanClub…
I think Jacobs, Ward and Bradshaw could all be #1 backs, as long as they have a decent #2. Ward isn’t going to be given all the keys.
October 26th, 2008 at 5:44 pm
HI MATHIAS!
October 26th, 2008 at 5:49 pm
I don’t know, dude … the Giants definitely controlled the ball, the tempo and the defensive tenor of the first half, but I feel pretty shitty, all things considered. You’re not going to beat the Steelers in Pittsburgh kicking field goals and stalling in the red zone. And you’ve got to assume that the Steelers are going to have a better protection scheme in that first drive of the second half … they put it in the end zone and the time of possession advantage doesn’t fucking matter.
October 26th, 2008 at 5:49 pm
Hater, Ocho, and Trips- fair enough. My team is on the other side; NFL announcers and commentators always try to make the Bears out to be better than they are, and they’re positively ORGASMIC when they’re actually good. They have to be “Jonathan Quinn/Craig Krenzel” bad to not get love from the media.
Interesting reversal of the usual “East Coast vs. flyover country” media bias.
October 26th, 2008 at 5:51 pm
the steelers had a nice first drive, but after the defense got their number, they shut them down pretty effectively. if the offense performed a little better that would be great. as long as the defense can stay on top of whatever adjustments the steelers make on offense, then this shouldn’t get too out of hand. touchdowns are definitely required though.
October 26th, 2008 at 5:57 pm
brady quinn may be on the field soon,! I have Jags D in fantasy, YAY
October 26th, 2008 at 6:00 pm
Pam Ward = FAIL
October 26th, 2008 at 6:02 pm
I wish that someone would have told me that Ben was going to remember who Heath Miller was before I set my lineup this morning.
October 26th, 2008 at 6:02 pm
they are saying that Brady will be keying in on the tight end if he cums in the game
October 26th, 2008 at 6:03 pm
HI DAVE!
October 26th, 2008 at 6:06 pm
wow, that Guitar Hero ad is embarrassing.
October 26th, 2008 at 6:06 pm
Oh. My. God. That Guitar Hero spot with Kobe, Jeter, et al. may have been the worst commercial in the history of everything.
/saved by zero?
October 26th, 2008 at 6:06 pm
As is this refereeing. Let them play the fucking game.
October 26th, 2008 at 6:07 pm
hedgecock. double fail.
October 26th, 2008 at 6:08 pm
Lamarr Woodley is stirr my favorite Steeler
October 26th, 2008 at 6:09 pm
Dang it, Kevin Boss- I was rooting for your inexperienced ass last year!
October 26th, 2008 at 6:09 pm
Lamarr Woodley is also a fantastic actor
October 26th, 2008 at 6:11 pm
i call bullshit on the whole officiating squad of the nfl this year.
now bring me mike carey.
October 26th, 2008 at 6:12 pm
And just like that…
October 26th, 2008 at 6:13 pm
Er…did James Butler forget which team he was on for a few seconds?
October 26th, 2008 at 6:13 pm
All he did was fuckin run straight. That’s some horrible coverage.
October 26th, 2008 at 6:14 pm
@Trips:
You of course mean, Ramall Woodrey, collect?
Nice work by James Butler on the coverage.
October 26th, 2008 at 6:14 pm
I love James Butler. He’s bound for at least one gigantic fuck up per game.
October 26th, 2008 at 6:15 pm
It’s Headly!
October 26th, 2008 at 6:15 pm
See, I always here the Rs as Ws, so Im going with Wamall Woowey.
October 26th, 2008 at 6:20 pm
The refs really are fucking the Giants big time. Blatant hold on that.
October 26th, 2008 at 6:20 pm
oh they ignored a penalty against the giants? nice.
/urge to kill… rising.
October 26th, 2008 at 6:21 pm
Is the same officiating crew that did SB XL doing this game?
/”Fuck it, I’m going deep. …I said ‘fuck’. HARF HARF HARF!”
October 26th, 2008 at 6:22 pm
No way the Guitar Hero commercials are the worst when these horrible Cadillac commercials are still playing.
“The question is, when you turn your car on, does it return the favor?”
No, Kate Walsh, but come here so I can fuck your face off.
October 26th, 2008 at 6:27 pm
@Trips
I don’t know, having three or four GOATs mimicing a certifiable, closeted, Scientology-obsessed freak dancing around in his underwear for a game for retards vs. dumb car ad with hot Kate Walsh? How is this even close?
October 26th, 2008 at 6:29 pm
If I want to beat off to Kate Walsh, it’ll take more than 30 seconds. At least 40. Maybe 50 after a few beers.
Meanwhile, I can enjoy laughing at some moronic fucks for a few seconds.
October 26th, 2008 at 6:30 pm
Ben’s passes are floating gently through the air like a muslin skirt over a subway grate.
October 26th, 2008 at 6:30 pm
You can try to tackle the Tuck…but he will nut in your eye.
October 26th, 2008 at 6:31 pm
@Slothrop: That was very prosaic. Are you sure you’re in the right place?
October 26th, 2008 at 6:33 pm
Now every call (holding correctly, roughness…iffy) going against the Steelers. Maybe the refs have a bunch of money on the “under”?
October 26th, 2008 at 6:35 pm
That pass puts Marmalard to shame.
October 26th, 2008 at 6:35 pm
Do the Giants safeties (Phillips, Johnson, Butler) make the dumbest mistakes and take the worst angles…or is it just me?
October 26th, 2008 at 6:36 pm
no the secondary is easily the weak link on the giants.
October 26th, 2008 at 6:36 pm
Does Corey Webster have a fauxhawk? That could be a paddlin’.
October 26th, 2008 at 6:37 pm
@Trips: It’s not you — it’s a mixture of youth and stupidity.
October 26th, 2008 at 6:38 pm
Ocho Cinco…
Webster and Dockery have played well this year. Ross has had a rough few weeks but he’s good, too. The CBs are fine…the safeties make my head want to go all Scanners on me
October 26th, 2008 at 6:40 pm
These are two of the best, if not THE best, teams in the NFL? Huh.
October 26th, 2008 at 6:42 pm
When did Mewelwe Moowee become Ewik Dwickwisum?
October 26th, 2008 at 6:43 pm
yes but when the rest of the team has been structurally sound [not counting eli circa. 3 weeks ago] this season, they are the easiest place on the team to find fault. you’re right though, a lot of it came from ross giving up a handful of big plays
October 26th, 2008 at 6:48 pm
Meanwhile, Webster is going to earn a phat pay check sometime soon.
October 26th, 2008 at 6:48 pm
SaveUsKyleOrton: I agree, that is interesting that this could be the Super Bowl… Either these defense are really good or the offenses suck.
October 26th, 2008 at 6:49 pm
God, Eli, you make it so hard to root for you.
October 26th, 2008 at 6:50 pm
Sherman: the former.
Eli has made great strides and I think he has turned the corner, even if Mommy still changes his underwear. But he still makes stupid fucking choices
October 26th, 2008 at 6:52 pm
Ryan Clark- you just KYTFO!
Are the Giants “receivers” in name only, since they don’t seem to be good at, you know, receiving?
October 26th, 2008 at 6:54 pm
i’m actually getting tired of counting the number of bullshit calls/no calls in this game.
also, even though the big ben/eli comparison may have favored ben, at least eli hasn’t thrown three picks this game.
October 26th, 2008 at 6:54 pm
Save Us…
Smith has great hands but is getting rocked all day. Hedgecock has stone hands, not sure why Eli looks for him.
October 26th, 2008 at 6:54 pm
i respect the doom shout out.
October 26th, 2008 at 6:55 pm
Ah, there’s Boss in the clutch. Eli still has me on the edge of my seat every time he throws, though.
October 26th, 2008 at 6:57 pm
Man, Crennel really does look like a black Grimace. That’s uncanny.
October 26th, 2008 at 6:58 pm
Funny…Ward gains 4 of the necessary 5 yards on second down, and Stockton goes, “They just haven’t been able to run on the Steelers”
October 26th, 2008 at 7:00 pm
Speaking of bad commercials…can we get Kate Smith to kick those Burger King folk-singers in the nuts with her clunky high heels and then let the Guitar Hero Crew put a mass beatdown on them?
October 26th, 2008 at 7:01 pm
ELISHA JUST PULLED A JOE GIBBS!
October 26th, 2008 at 7:02 pm
FUCK YOU, ELISHA!
/Giant’s fan-slash-masochist
October 26th, 2008 at 7:03 pm
He is so fucking lucky Toomer caught that.
October 26th, 2008 at 7:03 pm
Amani Toomer is the definition of a savvy vet. Eli Manning is the definition of a retarded shitstain.
October 26th, 2008 at 7:04 pm
If only they could just get a damn TD I’d be happy.
October 26th, 2008 at 7:04 pm
This is hilarious. Another missed hold.
Terrible throw, Eli.
October 26th, 2008 at 7:04 pm
This entire officiating crew deserves to be fired en masse after the game.
October 26th, 2008 at 7:05 pm
today is butterfingers day on the giants sideline.
October 26th, 2008 at 7:05 pm
The officials this year have been brutal, did anyone see the end of the Philly game? ATL got screwed.
October 26th, 2008 at 7:06 pm
How could the Stockton/Aikman dreamteam not at least suggest that it was a helmet-to-helmet hit by Clark. I mean did he knock himself out when his ARMS hit on the tackle??
October 26th, 2008 at 7:06 pm
The refs certainly haven’t helped matters, but if the Giants lose this game, they have no one but themselves to blame.
October 26th, 2008 at 7:07 pm
True, Devine, although it should be 16-14 right now.
October 26th, 2008 at 7:07 pm
saveus: i don’t think that possible considering every other crew in the league is just as shitty. and goodell doesn’t feel like doing much to fix it except giving pep talks to all the refs. but its ok to make ridiculous examples of the people actually playing the motherfucking game.
October 26th, 2008 at 7:08 pm
marmalard has the highest qb rating in the NFL and the most TDs. go fickin figure!
October 26th, 2008 at 7:09 pm
Anyone else a Pac-10 football fan? Which is worse, the Pac-10 refs or the NFL refs?
October 26th, 2008 at 7:11 pm
Well, that fucking figures.
October 26th, 2008 at 7:11 pm
hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha
October 26th, 2008 at 7:12 pm
stockton: and the giants have tied the score at 14.
i think he means the steelers tied the score. but hells yes anyway
October 26th, 2008 at 7:13 pm
Ocho- I know. It won’t happen, but they certainly deserve it. :)
If the Steelers end up winning this game, I can’t wait to see Ape explain it away the way he pretends that the refs had nothing to do with SB XL.
October 26th, 2008 at 7:14 pm
God, please explain all the damn safeties in this week’s games.
October 26th, 2008 at 7:15 pm
Perfect Spiral. Overthrown.
October 26th, 2008 at 7:16 pm
robocats I just fell out of my chair. Don’t know why that was so funny.
True, Haterade, Eli is money in the 4th. He just sucks otherwise.
October 26th, 2008 at 7:17 pm
aye aye haterade. lets go late game winning drives.
October 26th, 2008 at 7:18 pm
I don’t know if I admire or abhor Plaxico’s ability to never seem to give a shit.
October 26th, 2008 at 7:18 pm
wowsers
October 26th, 2008 at 7:18 pm
Your move, Arians.
October 26th, 2008 at 7:18 pm
Let’s not get hasty, Haterade — lotta time, plus timeouts remaining.
October 26th, 2008 at 7:18 pm
God, that certainly took long enough. Maybe now they’ll shut up about how the TE isn’t doing much, post-Shockey.
October 26th, 2008 at 7:18 pm
TD? I don’t understand. Where’s the nullifying penalty flag?
October 26th, 2008 at 7:18 pm
most_impressive: as i get older, i find it’s something to be admired.
Eli is simply a completely different player with under 10 minutes left in the 4th quarter
October 26th, 2008 at 7:19 pm
plaxico and mat jones should hang out
October 26th, 2008 at 7:21 pm
If the Steelers score here, I wouldn’t be surprised to see them go for 2. They’re at home, their LS is hurt, etc
October 26th, 2008 at 7:22 pm
Hines not tall enough
October 26th, 2008 at 7:22 pm
maybe plax just doesnt give a shit after being a martyr and playing on an injury last year and then having the team almost dick him over on a new contract. the suspension was totally called for though.
October 26th, 2008 at 7:22 pm
why no hinlab?es make g
October 26th, 2008 at 7:22 pm
plz don’t go for it
October 26th, 2008 at 7:23 pm
glab, god damnit!! that was supposed to say glab. i hate typing drubnk
October 26th, 2008 at 7:23 pm
Holy crap, who bussed in the GMen defense this quarter? I thank you.
October 26th, 2008 at 7:23 pm
Ocho…
But he got paid, and now he’s being a cunt.
Kenny Phillips hits very, very hard.
October 26th, 2008 at 7:23 pm
Feel it in your face you dirty ape
October 26th, 2008 at 7:24 pm
All kidding aside that was an awesome game…crap offense or not
October 26th, 2008 at 7:25 pm
OCFC: True, but Plaxico no practice-o for years now.
October 26th, 2008 at 7:25 pm
Oh wait there is 2 mins left?
October 26th, 2008 at 7:25 pm
I’ve been holding off on drinking the Kool-Aid with the Giants until they beat a quality opponent … this would certainly help.
October 26th, 2008 at 7:26 pm
Why the fuck would you call a TO there? You just cost yourself 30 seconds. Let the clock run an extra 5 seconds to the 2 minute warning. All you did was save those five seconds, but you’ll lose an additional 30 or so on the other end of that.
October 26th, 2008 at 7:31 pm
Uh-oh. There’s the Big Ben stat….
We’re fucked now.
(Yes, I know we were fucked 30 minutes ago.)
October 26th, 2008 at 7:31 pm
trips: he is indeed a cunt since now he does have a contract. i’m just saying that maybe having the team let his negotiations go on so long when he obviously deserved a good one might’ve given him the impression that they don’t give a shit therefore he shouldn’t either.
run you fat o-lineman, run
October 26th, 2008 at 7:31 pm
The Giants pass rush has been unbelievable in the fourth quarter
October 26th, 2008 at 7:32 pm
Kiwanuka just nuked Ben’s face.
October 26th, 2008 at 7:35 pm
Who the fuck would have thought the New York pass rush would be this good without Umenyiora and Strahan? Man, they’re fun to watch. But Pittsburgh’s got a damn good defense themselves … anyone would can hold the Giants’ running game down like that is REAL serious.
/ape, plz don’t get mad at us
October 26th, 2008 at 7:35 pm
Are the steelers officially tanking the rest of the season to get a decent lineman this time around?
October 26th, 2008 at 7:35 pm
come on ESPN compare their season stats now.
/demonic laugh.
//still surprised that a quarterback threw 4 picks this game… and it wasn’t eli.
October 26th, 2008 at 7:36 pm
Well, much like the end of every Giant’s game, someone got fucked and I feel dirty.
Good game, everyone!
October 26th, 2008 at 7:37 pm
Devine…
Tuck and Kiwi = no problem. Robbins has been the unheralded force of the Giants for years now. Cofield has looked good.
I was wary of them no matter what. That is a stacked team.
BTW…the Steelers OL wasn’t that bad. Ben just holds onto the ball for for-fucking-ever. The Giants secondary isn’t that good…so basically, blame goes to the Ben’s infinite retardation.
October 26th, 2008 at 7:37 pm
@OCFC:
And Eli didn’t get sacked, either! I’m always amazed when that happens.
October 26th, 2008 at 7:40 pm
Eli 19-32, 199yds, 1 TD, O Int
Big Ben 13-29, 189 yds 1 TD, 4 Ints
And yet, they looked about the same.
October 26th, 2008 at 7:41 pm
@Trips: Don’t get me wrong, I knew the DL was a strength … I just didn’t think they’d be top-3 in the league in sacks without their two starting DEs from last year. You’ve got to admit, that’s pretty amazing.
Home for Dallas next, then at Philly … things are just about to get hectic. I fucking love this league.
October 26th, 2008 at 7:42 pm
By the way, welcome back to the NFC Beast
October 26th, 2008 at 7:43 pm
Devine: hopefully they can easily take down a crippled cowboys team at home just as insurance before going to texas stadium later when they have romo back.
October 26th, 2008 at 7:43 pm
The NFC Beast is here to stay.
Devine, it is pretty amazing, but Tuck has the makings of a legendary DE. I feel completely confident saying that. Kiwi looked good as a DE as a rookie, so it was just a matter of time for him. This was really his coming out party. (Jeff Garcia could not be reached for comment)
October 26th, 2008 at 7:46 pm
BTW… speaking of the DL… you know it’s good when Dave fucking Tollefson has at least part of a sack in each game he’s played.
October 26th, 2008 at 7:48 pm
@OCFC: It’d definitely be nice to guarantee at least a split in that divisional series, particularly to hold up the lead the Giants already have.
@Trips: Right you are. Tuck looked crissssssssssp.
/j-gar’d
October 26th, 2008 at 7:49 pm
Also, Strahan’s goatee is fucking atrocious. It’s got wings.
October 26th, 2008 at 8:07 pm
I haven’t been able to come up with a Halloween costume. Maybe I’ll be the ghost of a long snapper.
October 26th, 2008 at 8:08 pm
HARF HARF HARF ME GET NO CHOCO TACO TODAY
October 26th, 2008 at 9:40 pm
why do i want a new steak house shroom and swiss so bad
October 26th, 2008 at 10:08 pm
Terry Bradshaw makes Ben Roethlisberger look like a rocket surgeon.
October 26th, 2008 at 10:08 pm
@dAndy: Because you’re drunk. It’ll pass.
October 26th, 2008 at 10:14 pm
+1000, make it snow
October 27th, 2008 at 12:35 am
A KTFO candidate: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Es9×7F7pzps
October 27th, 2008 at 6:33 am
My vote for Measts of the Week: the Giants’ O-line (Shaun O’Hara, Rich Seubert, Kareem McKenzie, David Diehl, Chris Snee). The Giants/Steelers game exposed the Giants’ offensive flaws (Four field goals? Elisha, when Tavaris Jackson drove the Vikings down the field to four field goals they decided to get a new starting quarterback. When the Chargers made four field goals in the AFC Championship they lost), but against the truly formidable Steelers defense they did something most teams playing the Steelers can’t do: they kept their quarterback upright.
October 27th, 2008 at 9:45 am
AHAHAHAAHAHAHA
October 27th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
“What are these personal reasons that are keeping out our run-stopping defensive end? Screw his right to privacy, I must know!”
I heard his son was diagnosed with cancer and about to begin chemotherapy. Not good times, but what an effort he had out there, especially on those goal-line stands.
October 27th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
Very funny. Colon, who had his shit rocked all day (and I mean ROCKED), said that the better team lost. Coming from, I don’t know, Lamarr Woodley, that might be an all right statement. But from fucking Colon, who was bent over and given a new asshole by the Giants DL, it’s hilarious on a level previously unbeknownst to mankind.
He also said that he didn’t hold Justin Tuck on a play where he literally had to tackle Tuck in order to prevent him from hitting Big Ben…and Tuck still trucked him like Brandon Jacobs.
October 27th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
To be fair, Willie Colon judges a team’s worth by how many of its drives are stalled by holding penalties committed by the right tackle.
October 30th, 2008 at 6:04 am
Hell Yeah!!!!