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	<title>Comments on: If John McClane Can’t Beat Bark Obama Tonight, This Erection Will Be A Mixmatch!</title>
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		<title>By: John Lewis</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/10/if-john-mcclane-can%e2%80%99t-beat-bark-obama-tonight-this-erection-will-be-a-mixmatch.html/comment-page-1#comment-112562</link>
		<dc:creator>John Lewis</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2009 01:14:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I really enjoy the content of your blog, since I am a blog addict I shall return, lol</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I really enjoy the content of your blog, since I am a blog addict I shall return, lol</p>
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		<title>By: Sarge_32</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sarge_32</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2008 20:11:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Anybody know the best way to dry out a keyboard on a laptop?  The Diet Mt. Dew that just ejaculated out of my nose onto to it during the reading of this post seems to have caused a bit of a problem.  Thanks in advance for your help, and to you BDD, for the sinus cleansing I was desperately in need of.  You had me at &quot;uphill battalion&quot;.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Anybody know the best way to dry out a keyboard on a laptop?  The Diet Mt. Dew that just ejaculated out of my nose onto to it during the reading of this post seems to have caused a bit of a problem.  Thanks in advance for your help, and to you BDD, for the sinus cleansing I was desperately in need of.  You had me at &#8220;uphill battalion&#8221;.</p>
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		<title>By: jay</title>
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		<dc:creator>jay</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2008 18:50:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i love how he gets Sarah Palin&#039;s name spot on though.  

and nice incorporation of the John McClane :D  royalties can be forwarded to my PO box at your leisure.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i love how he gets Sarah Palin&#8217;s name spot on though.  </p>
<p>and nice incorporation of the John McClane :D  royalties can be forwarded to my PO box at your leisure.</p>
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		<title>By: Jonn Whorfin</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/10/if-john-mcclane-can%e2%80%99t-beat-bark-obama-tonight-this-erection-will-be-a-mixmatch.html/comment-page-1#comment-80455</link>
		<dc:creator>Jonn Whorfin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2008 18:37:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;i&gt;Doesn’t this mean the end of capitalization, and the beginning of socialization?&lt;/i&gt;

luvly

Emmit Smifs could make 2+2=4 sound like pure nonsense</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i>Doesn’t this mean the end of capitalization, and the beginning of socialization?</i></p>
<p>luvly</p>
<p>Emmit Smifs could make 2+2=4 sound like pure nonsense</p>
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		<title>By: Needs More Cheerleaders</title>
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		<dc:creator>Needs More Cheerleaders</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2008 17:46:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Even in written form I can&#039;t understand what the fuck Smiff is saying.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Even in written form I can&#8217;t understand what the fuck Smiff is saying.</p>
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		<title>By: Tyler Durden</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/10/if-john-mcclane-can%e2%80%99t-beat-bark-obama-tonight-this-erection-will-be-a-mixmatch.html/comment-page-1#comment-80342</link>
		<dc:creator>Tyler Durden</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2008 11:51:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What&#039;s truly scary is Emmitt going off on a rant like that is not outside the realm of possibility.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What&#8217;s truly scary is Emmitt going off on a rant like that is not outside the realm of possibility.</p>
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		<title>By: dAndy ManCandy</title>
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		<dc:creator>dAndy ManCandy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2008 10:25:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Why all the Emmut Smiff basting?  He did go back to the Unicylce of Flowida and get his digress is journeyalism and comcastication while he wust playing foosball in the En.Ef.El.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why all the Emmut Smiff basting?  He did go back to the Unicylce of Flowida and get his digress is journeyalism and comcastication while he wust playing foosball in the En.Ef.El.</p>
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		<title>By: Jay</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jay</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2008 09:24:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wait a tick. Anybody know what he was trying to say when he declared Obama to be a fondue?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wait a tick. Anybody know what he was trying to say when he declared Obama to be a fondue?</p>
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		<title>By: senor mullet</title>
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		<dc:creator>senor mullet</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2008 05:45:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>political flame war, huh? is that where flamers get in a fight about politics?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>political flame war, huh? is that where flamers get in a fight about politics?</p>
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		<title>By: Warthog</title>
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		<dc:creator>Warthog</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2008 01:36:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think I saw a luchador pull the full-stossel down in Mexico once.  Pretty nasty.  He followed it with a half-geraldo.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think I saw a luchador pull the full-stossel down in Mexico once.  Pretty nasty.  He followed it with a half-geraldo.</p>
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