So the Brits are treated to a bunch of players who are about to get suspended today on the pitch field. Diuretics can help conceal steroid use, but they also a must for a fan of golden showers. Maybe Will Smith just likes t let his golden love flow. Ever thought about that, gotcha media?

Elsewhere, we get to see the defensive play calling of Tubby in Dallas, which are likely to be the most chocolate eclair-filled schemes the league has seen. The Lions have never won a game, in their 74 years of existence in Washington, but their game against the Redskins today is at home, so they must totally have a shot! The lucky asshole Patriots and their weak schedule get the Rams without Steven Jackson this week and Herm Edwards gets to try to take one from his former team, just weeks before he gets fired from his current one!