Comments on: Hey Jerry: Room For One More?

By: Tony

Tony — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 00:32:26 +0000

Well, Matt Doherty *is* the head coach at SMU. If JJ is seen hanging around the AD’s office in the Park Cities I’ll know I ain’t crazy.

By: dAndy ManCandy

dAndy ManCandy — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 15:39:41 +0000

@ The Stig: I’m still going with TK’s combover/billy ray cyrus poof as the best in the biz

Question of the day. Should I pick up Roy Williams in fantasy since he is available? Surely Brad can throw it far enough to hit him on a 1.67 yard quick slant from the slot right?

By: Leigh

Leigh — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 07:46:10 +0000

I love how Mr. Jones seems to be pre-planning for T.O.’s next nervous breakdown.

By: Kimbo Gash

Kimbo Gash — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 05:39:27 +0000

Aging Terrell Owens? More like decompensating Terrell Owens. What’s the over/under for weeks until he’s doing situps in his driveway? I’ll take the under.

By: jujrok

jujrok — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:20:41 +0000

this just in: the newest roy williams on the cowboys’ roster said he’d only sign if double-j brought matt millen aboard as director of player personnel.

deion sanders will be coming out of retirement any day now.

used to be, i was looking forward to this being the 3rd straight year double-j saw the fruits of his faustian bargain lose in the 1st round of the playoffs. looks like it’s better than that: this overpaid assemblage of cumguzzlers won’t even make it that far. out-fucking-standing.

By: Tyler Durden

Tyler Durden — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:04:51 +0000

Never forget that ol DOUBLE-J once traded TWO first round picks to the Seahawks for Joey Galloway.

Oh and roy williams (the “coach”) is a lying two-faced scumbag. As is the university of north carolina and any and all things TARHOLE related.

http://www.carolinasucks.com

http://www.carolinasucs.com/rapsheet.htm

By: emmit smith

emmit smith — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:02:06 +0000

now with roy williams on the team my dallas cowboys will REALLY be ably to masterbate the ball down the feel………..

By: paul

paul — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 02:44:01 +0000

i think the Lions mailed in the better part of the century

By: rich

rich — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 02:01:08 +0000

I think the Lions are mailing in the season already…

By: Boatdrinks

Boatdrinks — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 01:19:22 +0000

Did Jerry do this for football or orgy reasons?