Hey Jerry: Room For One More?
Makin’ a run on Roy Williamses, are ya? I see you’ve got the Atlantic and Ventnor Avenues of the Roy Williams Monopoly. How’s ’bout picking up the Marvin Gardens for the trifecta? You can build hotels and another billion dollar stadium on that there son of a gun. And, hey, at least there’s no chance I’ll outrun a Brad Johnson pass.
Tags: dallas cowboys, i'm seein' double here - four roy williamses, oh my darlin' oh my darlin'
October 14th, 2008 at 4:47 pm
At least all the receivers in league don’t have a 15-yard restraining order on the new one.
October 14th, 2008 at 4:57 pm
Coach Roy will get as many yards for the Cowboys as Shaun Alexander will for the Skins.
/bwahahahahaa
October 14th, 2008 at 4:58 pm
will gain.
/who’s laughing now, fuckface.
October 14th, 2008 at 5:01 pm
I don’t think the safety could even catch up to the coach on a deep ball over his head.
October 14th, 2008 at 5:12 pm
Adam Pacman Jones had not broken any “team rules.”
Other “team rules:”
No stabbing your teammate in the neck with scissors unless there is at least 2 or fewer barbershop seats available.
Confine open cocaine use to gametime and non-gametime hours.
DO NOT at anytime consider the touching the Double-J’s holster.
Should Deon come around, hook a brother up.
October 14th, 2008 at 5:36 pm
Greatest.Combover.EVAR.
October 14th, 2008 at 5:48 pm
Did the Cowboys really trade 1st, 3rd, 6th, and 7th round picks for a guy who’s only played 16 games or had 1000 yards once in his career? I guess Double J really is crazy. Now if only he could get Roydell Williams from the Titans and complete the set…
October 14th, 2008 at 6:19 pm
Dibs on Pacman’s locker!
October 14th, 2008 at 6:24 pm
“I called Terrell and he was ecstatic,” Jones revealed. “He was the first person I called after I talked to Roy. As soon as Terrell heard he said, ‘Give me Roy’s number, I have to call him,’ .”
TO’s conversations with Roy-Dub – I smell a new long-running series on KSK….
October 14th, 2008 at 6:37 pm
*sigh*
/emo Eagle
October 14th, 2008 at 6:40 pm
Holy cow.
He really is crazzzyyy!! WOO!
October 14th, 2008 at 6:41 pm
Does Jerry Jones think that owning two Roy Williams cancels out the injuries to his stars?
October 14th, 2008 at 6:53 pm
“I don’t give a shit about the Carolina Panthers”
October 14th, 2008 at 8:12 pm
Ha! I wonder how they are going to differentiate their name plates on the jerseys! Normally they put first initial or first two letters of the first name to differentiate…can’t do that here.
October 14th, 2008 at 8:46 pm
miamidiesel, just get back to sucking my cock.
October 14th, 2008 at 8:46 pm
What’s worse for my fantasy team?
Kitna throwing to Roy Williams or Brad Johnson throwing to Roy Williams?
October 14th, 2008 at 9:19 pm
Did Jerry do this for football or orgy reasons?
October 14th, 2008 at 10:01 pm
I think the Lions are mailing in the season already…
October 14th, 2008 at 10:44 pm
i think the Lions mailed in the better part of the century
October 14th, 2008 at 11:02 pm
now with roy williams on the team my dallas cowboys will REALLY be ably to masterbate the ball down the feel………..
October 14th, 2008 at 11:04 pm
Never forget that ol DOUBLE-J once traded TWO first round picks to the Seahawks for Joey Galloway.
Oh and roy williams (the “coach”) is a lying two-faced scumbag. As is the university of north carolina and any and all things TARHOLE related.
http://www.carolinasucks.com
http://www.carolinasucs.com/rapsheet.htm
October 14th, 2008 at 11:20 pm
this just in: the newest roy williams on the cowboys’ roster said he’d only sign if double-j brought matt millen aboard as director of player personnel.
deion sanders will be coming out of retirement any day now.
used to be, i was looking forward to this being the 3rd straight year double-j saw the fruits of his faustian bargain lose in the 1st round of the playoffs. looks like it’s better than that: this overpaid assemblage of cumguzzlers won’t even make it that far. out-fucking-standing.
October 15th, 2008 at 1:39 am
Aging Terrell Owens? More like decompensating Terrell Owens. What’s the over/under for weeks until he’s doing situps in his driveway? I’ll take the under.
October 15th, 2008 at 3:46 am
I love how Mr. Jones seems to be pre-planning for T.O.’s next nervous breakdown.
October 15th, 2008 at 11:39 am
@ The Stig: I’m still going with TK’s combover/billy ray cyrus poof as the best in the biz
Question of the day. Should I pick up Roy Williams in fantasy since he is available? Surely Brad can throw it far enough to hit him on a 1.67 yard quick slant from the slot right?
October 15th, 2008 at 8:32 pm
Well, Matt Doherty *is* the head coach at SMU. If JJ is seen hanging around the AD’s office in the Park Cities I’ll know I ain’t crazy.