The Buccaneers commemorated the career of big lumbering white guy Mike Alstott last night with the first sherbet-colored jersey the guy wore as a member of the Bucs. Y’know, the one where they spelled his name incorrectly. Way to let the guy know he was appreciated. Feel free to joke all you want about it, just don’t let Slate catch wind of your hijinx, lest they humorlessly deconstruct why you enjoy something. Hey, Seth Meyers should work there!
I want more like this!
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