Comments on: God’s Son Explains the NFL: Week 8

By: RomoSexual

RomoSexual — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 01:26:30 +0000

when will budda and other religous dieties explain what happens?

By: Favre's Next Interception

Favre's Next Interception — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 13:10:28 +0000

Wes Welker – he lost the accent.

By: martinriggs

martinriggs — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 04:33:14 +0000

@ Favre’s Next Interception,

I think you just described Roger Daltrey,”No one knows what it’s like to be the bad man….behind blue eyes…..”

/or to be a Rams fan when SJax sits out against the never-have-a-penalty-Patriots. WTF??!!

By: James Harrison will taste manflesh!

James Harrison will taste manflesh! — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 01:54:54 +0000

Dear Jesus, why did you have to smite our long snapper? Is it not bad enough that you struck down our pro-bowl running back, his backup, our pro-bowl nose tackle, our pro-bowl safety, two different starting cornerbacks, two starting offensive linemen (including the only remaining non-sucky one), one starting defensive end, his backup, the other starting defensive end’s 4-year-old son, our starting free safety, our kicker, our punter, and got our #1 receiver caught by the cops in possession of the Elder Bud? You had to go after the long snapper too?

To hell with you, Jesus Christ. I’m converting to Zoroastrianism.

+1 to Loot for the X-Files reference.

By: John McCain

John McCain — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 00:41:04 +0000

I really don’t have anything to say. Not like America is listening to anything I have to say, anyway. I’m just killing time waiting for Tuesday to hurry up and get here so I can go home.

How’d the Cardinals do?

By: Favre's Next Interception

Favre's Next Interception — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 22:16:53 +0000

@Warthog – As far as I know he was a blue eyed, blond haired fellow that spoke with a slight British accent.

By: Gino Tourettsa

Gino Tourettsa — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 21:35:35 +0000

Jesus had to fire Mary Magdalene because she blew all the prophets.

By: Loot87

Loot87 — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 21:15:09 +0000

God may control the NFL, but the Cigarette Smoking Man decided that Buffalo will never win a Super Bowl.

By: Favre's Next Interception

Favre's Next Interception — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 21:12:59 +0000

Maybe if they believed in Jesus they would be.

By: Warthog

Warthog — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 21:10:31 +0000

@FNI – Jesus is a Jew, right?

Or maybe not, growing up in the South I was taught that Jesus was Baptist and spoke English like Shakespeare.

/Verily.