Comments on: God’s Linebacker Vs. Dog’s Linebacker. WHO YA GOT?

By: Jay

Jay — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 23:54:05 +0000

Ray-Ray is a douchebag in the good way, the way that cripples rookie first-round picks and laughs about it in a broad, lusty tone. Joey is a douchebag in the worst of ways, like that one guy you work with who you don’t really like but who constantly tries to interact with you and you just want to smack him in the mouth with a mop.

By: Uncle Jesse

Uncle Jesse — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 19:06:38 +0000

Ray of Light… best TV Funhouse skit ever? Has to at least be top 3.

By: Gino Tourettsa

Gino Tourettsa — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 17:24:28 +0000

Yeah, definitely, but Porter’s loudmouthier.

By: Christmas Ape

Christmas Ape — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 16:54:03 +0000

I’m pretty sure they’re both loudmouths.

By: Gino Tourettsa

Gino Tourettsa — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 16:45:46 +0000

It’s always the loudmouth asshole athlete/entertainer who goes on and on about respect. Also, to go along with TF’s thoughts, I think the quiet madman is deadlier than the loud madman.

By: hercules rockefeller

hercules rockefeller — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 16:29:59 +0000

They shot me in Denver!

By: dAndy ManCandy

dAndy ManCandy — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 15:28:12 +0000

JDLRA’s take on the situation changes things a bit, but JP was still juiced up on lead wound adrenaline at that time. TF’s take on the different axpectxs of craziness only further solidifies Ray Ray as the #1 contender!

By: The Stig

The Stig — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 14:36:25 +0000

Dear Big Texas:

FIX YO SERIOUSNESS!! We bring teh funneh up in herr!

By: Moron

Moron — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 14:27:42 +0000

Ray Lewis stabs people….we’re not joking so hence it will never run its course.

By: The Big Texas

The Big Texas — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 14:21:46 +0000

Ummm, I know this joke has run its course by now, right? “Ray Lewis stabs people, blah blah blah…He jumps on piles…blah blah blah.” He’s actually having a monster year (so is Porter with his pass rush).

Maybe you should ask Kellen Winslow if Ray Lewis can still hit – or you could just ask Rashard Mendenhall(‘s shoulder).

KSK needs to pick up its game.

All that being said…watch out for the Saints baby! Colston is back!