Comments on: God Explains Week 6 of the NFL Season

By: TnTitanJoe

TnTitanJoe — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 00:08:04 +0000

God – if you really care, why do Ray Lewis and the Anti-Christ (i.e.Peyton Manning) both have Super Bowl rings?!?

By: GromaceBagoozle

GromaceBagoozle — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 14:08:09 +0000

God explain why Braylon Edwards actually did his job this week. Did you send the swollen shittynes of his hands to Kellen Winslow’s testicles to give Browns fans a sense of hope or do you love to taste Eli’s tears?

By: Ben

Ben — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 05:10:58 +0000

God Explains the NFL >> TMQ

By: Johnny Drama

Johnny Drama — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 00:51:11 +0000

Dear God,

How many more fucking games do I have to suffer through starting Ryan Grant, and getting crap from him.
Just one rushing TD. That’s all I ask of him this week.

Thanks,
John Drama

By: BallSoup

BallSoup — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 23:25:19 +0000

I always thought Matt Bryant was Gods kicker, seeing as all the shite he had been thru

By: Ocho Cinco Fan Club

Ocho Cinco Fan Club — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 23:15:12 +0000

@leigh: at least before we had the hope of coughlin losing it and benching eli so j-lo could play. but alas the hefty lefty is gone…

By: Leigh

Leigh — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 19:45:27 +0000

Dear God: Is Old Elisha back permanently? Or did Eli have some sort of deal with The Other Being that expired with the Browns/Giants game?

Sigh. Back to counting interceptions.

By: The Pirate Sloth

The Pirate Sloth — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 18:41:54 +0000

FutureMrs – there’s a Saw VI planned.

By: smurphette

smurphette — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 18:16:00 +0000

The fucking Redskins got me eliminated from my suicide league, too. HATE.

By: dAndy ManCandy

dAndy ManCandy — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 15:36:19 +0000

Thanks God for siding with me on enjoying watching the Patriots get doinked. It’s just loads of fun ain’t it?

/the people make the saw movies are fucked up to the max, i love that shit though