Comments on: God Explains Week 4 of the NFL Season

By: Orton's Lucky Shot Glass

Orton's Lucky Shot Glass — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 00:41:13 +0000

Dude, you can’t put a turkey leg up your ass!

It will make you shit out your mouth!

I think I discovered Chris Berman’s problem!

By: TheRealThing

TheRealThing — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 21:25:00 +0000

“Okay, now that I got that shit off my chest (come on OU, I was sleeping!)”

How the hell did you guys miss that?

By: Lucky Like Little

Lucky Like Little — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 21:03:02 +0000

A false god!!

By: OzoneRanger

OzoneRanger — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 19:19:49 +0000

The Kansas City game was simple, really. God thinks that Mike Shanahan (aka RatFace) should stop tanning artificially. He gave us his only sun for a reason.

By: StuScottBooyahs

StuScottBooyahs — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 18:35:17 +0000

Please let the Browns play Cincinnati 12 more times this season (with out Carson Palmer)

That’s, like, three wins!

By: DeepFriar

DeepFriar — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 18:22:43 +0000

So You’re saying I should NOT put turkey legs up my ass?
Well, You’re the omnipotent one
/shuts off rottiserrie

By: CAPITOLg

CAPITOLg — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 18:17:15 +0000

Nice work with the Redskins there, God. Now if you’re going to help Kyle Orton beat the Eagles…you might as well help Jason Campbell, right ? I mean since Doug Williams was the first and last black QB to win the Bowl…you might as well annoint to be the next.

By: kiddicus maximus

kiddicus maximus — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 18:15:58 +0000

Dear God,

Please let the Browns play Cincinnati 12 more times this season (with out Carson Palmer)

Thanks,

Cleveland.

By: Mike Lupica

Mike Lupica — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 17:41:45 +0000

Of course God is a fan of Buffalo…he did set it up as Purgatory after all! He doesn’t offer up that type of theological love for just any blasted post-industrial wasteland.

By: dougery

dougery — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 17:35:59 +0000

but God, you could have a quattro-amputee at your disposal seeing as you’re God and all. (ps, you can go ahead and make that happen btw) Also, I am interested in discovering the other players you drafted in your fantasy team besides westbrook. And who are your opponent GMs!? Brahma? Zeus? Odin? That guy that sold me that sandwich at the seedy corner store on 57th?