We’re gearing up to unveil the first-ever KSK podcast, which is all but certain to give you an earth-shattering eargasm. But, as a prelude to that, I recently joined radio host, author, and extremely righteous liberal Dave Zirin on his XM radio show to make fun of Rick Reilly and to unleash my incredibly nuanced and original “black voice.” You haven’t heard Afro-centric parody this subtle since “Amos n’ Andy”! Or “Amos and Andrew,” for that matter.
We also unveil all the chapter titles for MEN WITH BALLS, each one wackier than the last! Zirin and I then act out one of the phony dialogues from the book. I wanted to do the section where I’m the athlete and he’s the baby momma, but he wasn’t down with that. Whatsa matter, Zirin? NOT PROGRESSIVE ENOUGH TO PORTRAY THE MOTHER OF MY BASTARD CHILDREN?!
Cut out from this interview was the following exchange between Zirin and I:
Zirin: Scoop Jackson has this HUGE family.
Me: Lotta typos in that family.
Scoop Jackson, it would appear, has powerful friends in the radio business. And they know how to work ProTools! I’m stunned.
My portion of the audio begins at the 8:00 mark here.
NOTE: A reader emailed to let me know Amazon informed him his copy of the book was set to arrive earlier than anticipated, on 10/16. So, if you’re one of the many imaginary people out there who want to read the book before its official 10/27 release date, you can order it at Amazon and probably have it this week. Because who likes to prolong disappointment?
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I just contributed to feeding the sloppy homo on the couch. I feel dirty.
Can’t get the clip to play for me. I am not a smart man.
I’ll take “Women I’ve Had Sex With” for $200.
Which is not as interesting a category as “Women I’ve Had Sex With For $200.”
Was the picture before or after he was treated like Abner Louima in police custody? I can’t see if there’s a smile on his face.
Sounds fat
wait wait wait….Reginald VelJohnson? CARL WINSLOW?!
the collision of Family Matters and KSK is mind-jiggling
That couch was ordered from the Crown Royal gift catalog.
You were on after Kermit Washington? Is your brain still leaking?
Also nice mesh shorts with polo shirt. I call that look “freshman year”
Can I get the 289 “now with real scrotum” cover instead of the one with a soccer ball in a mesh bag? It’ll make my metro rides better.
mine’s still showing as 10/31. gives me plenty of time to finish “the gone away world.” yay.
“Because who likes to prolong disappointment?”
I’ll take “Women I’ve Had Sex With” for $200.
Diddo that on the Amazon thing. I got an e-mail says it’ll get to me in BFOhio tomorrow.
Spoiler alert: Jerry Jones kills Dumbledore.
The book isn’t officially out yet? That must have been a black market copy that I saw in the bathroom of that lesbian coffee shop.
Who wants to read a blowhard like Rick Reilly or Scoop Jackson anyway? That man lying in a drunken stupor on the couch is someone I can relate to! He ain’t no gal-dern elitist like that Obamarama fella!