Double Down Wid’ It

There was already one Cowboys-Bengals preview a few days back, but with yesterday’s activation of Chris Henry, we’re likely to be treated of an epic confrontation of recidivist punks from West Fucking Virginia. It’ll be an embarrassment of thugnificence.

In other news, all 4 p.m. games look rull shitty. Let’s hope the Bills shit the bed in Arizona. Those Buffalo fans have been strutting around like they own the place.

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24 Responses to “Double Down Wid’ It”

  1. johnny Says:

    As a Pitt fan, I pray that these two Hoopies don’t burn any couches on the 50 yard line before the game.

  2. MadWhiteGenius Says:

    What in the hell happened to the Texans? They should just replay the 4th quarter of that game instead of the Buffalo game…

  3. MichaelBluth Says:

    stick on the tram to morgantown with robert byrd

  4. Spanky Datass Says:

    As has been said before … RosenFAIL!

  5. Signal to Noise Says:

    The Broncos defense stiffened and has only given up an FG to Tampa on two drives. Baby steps, baby steps.

  6. Signal to Noise Says:

    So, when does Jerramy Stevens get smited?

  7. Devine Says:

    It was nice of CBS to exhume Dick Enberg for the Pats/Niners tilt. I, for one, am enjoying his call of the New England 53 getting their faces crimsoned by J.T. of the Family O’Sullivan.

  8. jackin'4beats Says:

    Jeez Chris Henry looks high…and Asian.

  9. Devine Says:

    I love it when announcers talk about Martz-coached quarterbacks holding onto the ball too long. THEY ALL DO! THAT’S THE FUCKING OFFENSE! Yes, J.T. O’Sullivan gets sacked a lot in part because he’s not very good, but it’s mostly because Martz always gets his guys killed. As long as he’s been a coordinator/coach, you’d think everyone would know this.

  10. Devine Says:

    @jackin’4beats: So he’s Haitian?

  11. jackin'4beats Says:

    Bengals gettng run through like a West Virginia 14 year old

  12. jackin'4beats Says:

    @Devine: +1

  13. Spanky Datass Says:

    Would somebody arrest Ced Benson already!?!

    /shits boat

  14. Devine Says:

    Former President Bush looks really fucking weird in this Bush Clinton Coastal Fund commercial, sitting with his arms crossed, apparently in judgment of all of us, a reluctant smile wrapped tightly around his skull.

  15. Reggie Bush's Pimp Says:

    So…RosenFAILs antics today should end all the clamor from the 3 Texans fans for him to replace Schaub.

    And Pacman, Chris Henry, Tank Johnson, T.O. and Ocho Cinco all on the same field? Should the fans be afraid if Roger Goodell simply orders the NFL’s orbiting laser station to take out Texas Stadium to rid himself of all of them at once?

  16. jackin'4beats Says:

    T.O. needs a bigger hat. That kiddie size hat looks like shit.

  17. Devine Says:

    I think I’ve got an explanation for the offseason “troubles” in Philly: Has anyone ever seen Marvin Harrison and Mike Carey in the same place?

  18. make it snow Says:

    The Broncos appear to be locked in an epic kickers’ duel with the Bucs. Awesome.

  19. Spanky Datass Says:

    RB’sPimp, There are only 2 Texans fans and don’t forget cedric Benson.
    /woot woot

  20. Spanky Datass Says:

    the NFL’s orbiting laser station …sweet!

  21. Walter Sobchek Says:

    Jackin: We need more Felix. Mo Felix Mo Felix!

  22. Reggie Bush's Pimp Says:

    @ Spanky: well there are 3, but the third one couldn’t make it today.

    And foolish of me to forget Cedric Benson…that’s what happens when your ass gets cut after doing less for any fantasy owner in 4 years than Matt Forte’s done in 4 weeks.

  23. Sean Says:

    Chris Henry’s face looks like it was sewn together from a bunch of other criminals.

  24. dick_gozinia Says:

    Re-PEEEEEEET OFFENDER!!!!!

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