Double Down Wid’ It
10.05.08
There was already one Cowboys-Bengals preview a few days back, but with yesterday’s activation of Chris Henry, we’re likely to be treated of an epic confrontation of recidivist punks from West Fucking Virginia. It’ll be an embarrassment of thugnificence.
In other news, all 4 p.m. games look rull shitty. Let’s hope the Bills shit the bed in Arizona. Those Buffalo fans have been strutting around like they own the place.
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Re-PEEEEEEET OFFENDER!!!!!
Chris Henry’s face looks like it was sewn together from a bunch of other criminals.
@ Spanky: well there are 3, but the third one couldn’t make it today.
And foolish of me to forget Cedric Benson…that’s what happens when your ass gets cut after doing less for any fantasy owner in 4 years than Matt Forte’s done in 4 weeks.
Jackin: We need more Felix. Mo Felix Mo Felix!
the NFL’s orbiting laser station …sweet!
RB’sPimp, There are only 2 Texans fans and don’t forget cedric Benson.
/woot woot
The Broncos appear to be locked in an epic kickers’ duel with the Bucs. Awesome.
I think I’ve got an explanation for the offseason “troubles” in Philly: Has anyone ever seen Marvin Harrison and Mike Carey in the same place?
T.O. needs a bigger hat. That kiddie size hat looks like shit.
So…RosenFAILs antics today should end all the clamor from the 3 Texans fans for him to replace Schaub.
And Pacman, Chris Henry, Tank Johnson, T.O. and Ocho Cinco all on the same field? Should the fans be afraid if Roger Goodell simply orders the NFL’s orbiting laser station to take out Texas Stadium to rid himself of all of them at once?
Former President Bush looks really fucking weird in this Bush Clinton Coastal Fund commercial, sitting with his arms crossed, apparently in judgment of all of us, a reluctant smile wrapped tightly around his skull.
Would somebody arrest Ced Benson already!?!
/shits boat
@Devine: +1
Bengals gettng run through like a West Virginia 14 year old
@jackin’4beats: So he’s Haitian?
I love it when announcers talk about Martz-coached quarterbacks holding onto the ball too long. THEY ALL DO! THAT’S THE FUCKING OFFENSE! Yes, J.T. O’Sullivan gets sacked a lot in part because he’s not very good, but it’s mostly because Martz always gets his guys killed. As long as he’s been a coordinator/coach, you’d think everyone would know this.
Jeez Chris Henry looks high…and Asian.
It was nice of CBS to exhume Dick Enberg for the Pats/Niners tilt. I, for one, am enjoying his call of the New England 53 getting their faces crimsoned by J.T. of the Family O’Sullivan.
So, when does Jerramy Stevens get smited?
The Broncos defense stiffened and has only given up an FG to Tampa on two drives. Baby steps, baby steps.
As has been said before … RosenFAIL!
stick on the tram to morgantown with robert byrd
What in the hell happened to the Texans? They should just replay the 4th quarter of that game instead of the Buffalo game…
As a Pitt fan, I pray that these two Hoopies don’t burn any couches on the 50 yard line before the game.