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	<title>Comments on: Don&#8217;t Touch Him! You&#8217;ll Get the Stink of Failure All Over You!</title>
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		<title>By: Punch Rockgroin</title>
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		<dc:creator>Punch Rockgroin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2009 04:16:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@Shoeless

You&#039;re right. The Seahawks just suck in general. It&#039;s not his fault Seattle pays him to put on a uniform.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@Shoeless</p>
<p>You&#8217;re right. The Seahawks just suck in general. It&#8217;s not his fault Seattle pays him to put on a uniform.</p>
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		<title>By: Shoeless DA</title>
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		<dc:creator>Shoeless DA</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2009 02:19:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What a bunch of crock from a bunch of never-was schleps.  The experts in the sport have picked this guy and paid him serious dough for his talent and work ethic and you losers blame him for every wrong move the team makes.  I&#039;ve never seen such hating in my life...jealous much?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What a bunch of crock from a bunch of never-was schleps.  The experts in the sport have picked this guy and paid him serious dough for his talent and work ethic and you losers blame him for every wrong move the team makes.  I&#8217;ve never seen such hating in my life&#8230;jealous much?</p>
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		<title>By: Branden Audet FS</title>
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		<dc:creator>Branden Audet FS</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Dec 2008 20:09:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>you guys are wrong, EVERY plyer, high school ,college, pros have good games and bad ones. We have a weak pass rush so even Deon sanders couldnt cover for that long out there. Brian Russel is a leader, a good teamate and plays hard, and hes smart out there. Can he step his game up..absoloutly, so can the whole team. Some of the comemnts here are just ignorant and dumb....half of the people here never played football let alone past high school. I play free safety so I understand the posistion. And no Russell wasnt &quot;cut from browns&quot; they tried to re sign him but he chose to come here as a free agent. He also led the vikings in interceptions. I belive that it is more of our defensive calls and scheme then outp layers. the lack of any pressure (pass rush and blitzs) puts our secondary in extreme pressure. aka even the best corner in the NFl couldnt cover a bad reciver for 20 seconds, eventually theyll be open.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>you guys are wrong, EVERY plyer, high school ,college, pros have good games and bad ones. We have a weak pass rush so even Deon sanders couldnt cover for that long out there. Brian Russel is a leader, a good teamate and plays hard, and hes smart out there. Can he step his game up..absoloutly, so can the whole team. Some of the comemnts here are just ignorant and dumb&#8230;.half of the people here never played football let alone past high school. I play free safety so I understand the posistion. And no Russell wasnt &#8220;cut from browns&#8221; they tried to re sign him but he chose to come here as a free agent. He also led the vikings in interceptions. I belive that it is more of our defensive calls and scheme then outp layers. the lack of any pressure (pass rush and blitzs) puts our secondary in extreme pressure. aka even the best corner in the NFl couldnt cover a bad reciver for 20 seconds, eventually theyll be open.</p>
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		<title>By: J.L. White</title>
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		<dc:creator>J.L. White</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Oct 2008 22:51:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Brian Russell is the Jose Vidro of football.  Hell, the Mariners finally gathered enough basic common sense to drop Vidro this season, and the M&#039;s a run by retards.

What are the Seahawks waiting for?  What, do they want to see Larry Fitzgerald and Anquan Boldin gang-rape him?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Brian Russell is the Jose Vidro of football.  Hell, the Mariners finally gathered enough basic common sense to drop Vidro this season, and the M&#8217;s a run by retards.</p>
<p>What are the Seahawks waiting for?  What, do they want to see Larry Fitzgerald and Anquan Boldin gang-rape him?</p>
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		<title>By: Gino Tourettsa</title>
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		<dc:creator>Gino Tourettsa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Oct 2008 21:59:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I remember his three seasons with the Vikings. Guh. Nearly every INT he got came from being grossly out of position and catching someone else&#039;s tipped pass. 

His Rampant Douchebaggery is easily explained: he&#039;s from southern California, brah.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I remember his three seasons with the Vikings. Guh. Nearly every INT he got came from being grossly out of position and catching someone else&#8217;s tipped pass. </p>
<p>His Rampant Douchebaggery is easily explained: he&#8217;s from southern California, brah.</p>
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		<title>By: Animal Mother</title>
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		<dc:creator>Animal Mother</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Oct 2008 21:09:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If only this guy could get played up more in the media, ol&#039; Double J would have to sign him to a mega million dollar deal. 

Which would basically solidify Pro-Bowl spots for Manning, Campbell and McNabb every year.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If only this guy could get played up more in the media, ol&#8217; Double J would have to sign him to a mega million dollar deal. </p>
<p>Which would basically solidify Pro-Bowl spots for Manning, Campbell and McNabb every year.</p>
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		<title>By: Jay</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jay</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Oct 2008 20:31:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What, so...Tom Brady? 

I can&#039;t remember what I going to say. I think I was going to ask what failure smells like.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What, so&#8230;Tom Brady? </p>
<p>I can&#8217;t remember what I going to say. I think I was going to ask what failure smells like.</p>
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		<title>By: JewDago</title>
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		<dc:creator>JewDago</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Oct 2008 20:19:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>what else do you expect from a safety who the fucking browns cut? how sad of an organization do you have to be to pick up cleveland&#039;s castaways? that&#039;s like going after tara reid&#039;s exes.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>what else do you expect from a safety who the fucking browns cut? how sad of an organization do you have to be to pick up cleveland&#8217;s castaways? that&#8217;s like going after tara reid&#8217;s exes.</p>
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		<title>By: jawning</title>
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		<dc:creator>jawning</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Oct 2008 20:00:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Brian Russell: Destroying Franchises, One Secondary At A Time.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Brian Russell: Destroying Franchises, One Secondary At A Time.</p>
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		<title>By: Jeff Smoker</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jeff Smoker</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Oct 2008 18:40:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Vernon Davis is a little bitch punk.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Vernon Davis is a little bitch punk.</p>
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