You listen up, Chad Javelin Channel Ocho, when it comes to planting moist awkward pecks on the cheek of head coaches, it’s the exclusive non-negotiable domain of JOEY PORTER. What gives you the right? YOU AIN’T GOT RIGHTS!
When Joey Porter starts a trend, it’s his trend to stay. You don’t see me putting Future H.O.F. jackets on on the sidelines. That’s your thing. Do you, Chad. Do you. Me? I’mma do me. And when I slobbed all over Bill Cowher’s prognathous (JOEY PORTER LOOKED THAT SHIT UP ON ENCARTA) I was doing me. And kinda doing him. Whatever. DON’T SPLIT HAIRS WITH JOEY PORTER!
Now you gone and stole Joey’s thing. Joey don’t feel unique no more. Like he’s another blank head in a faceless crowd. MAMA DIDN’T RAISE NO FACELESS CROWD! YOU AIN’T GOT RIGHTS!
Ooooooohhhhh Joey Porter gonna fix you good. At the same time, I know aggression don’t work on the mentally unhinged. CRAZY RECOGNIZE CRAZY. We gonna let the head games begin. When you make your way in the place, Joey gonna have the stadium music guy cue up “Where’s Your Head At?” BECAUSE NOBODY’LL EXPECT THAT JOEY PORTER LISTENS TO BASEMENT JAXX!
FIX YO MOUF!
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Jeezus I can’t type today.
“Korkit” should be “Korkie” and “huls” should be “hurls”
Carry on….
@italfreak32
Actually, Cowher kissed Korkit on the cheek. Don’t remember if it was the normal cheek or the carbunkle cheek.
Eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww!
/turns head and huls
CRAZY RECOGNIZE CRAZY is my new damn motto.
So I too have stolen from Joey Porter. I should FIX MY MOUF!
Well Chad may have hijacked Joey’s coach kissing routine but at least Jay-Peezy still has his miniature-horse-killing Pit Bulls going for him. CRAZY RECOGNIZE CRAZY indeed.
I figured Joey Porter would like “Kish Kash” better- ’cause he’s cuh-rayzee.
I… I… can’t stop staring at Joey’s pouty lips.
And touching myself.
/touches self.
Okay. I’ve been really patient but didn’t pacman-er Adam-get I a fight with his own bodyguard? I want my comedy damnit!
Encarta!
AND KISS YOU!
I LOVE IT!!!!
But where’s my credit? Don’t let me have to come find you APE!
YOU AIN’T GOT RIGHTS! FIX YO MOUF!
Holy shit.
After Chad and Marvin Lewis starting living together, it was only a matter of time before they started making out. You could sense the sexual tension in the Bacon bits arguement.
There, I added some FIX YO MOUF goodness.
/imprisoned by catch phrases
Dude’s all out straining some pouty lip to get some Cowher neck too. What is the world coming too? Next thing ya know there will be at least two mediocre gay QBs in the NFL. Three if you count Vick when he returns to the NFL from the slammer….
“DEN CHAD, WHEN YOU FIND YO HEAD, I’M GONNA FIX YO MOUF!”
Where was “FIX YO MOUF”?
BECAUSE NOBODY LISTENS TO BASEMENT JAXX!
fixed
You got Porter in my Ocho Cinco!
Please to be continuing these two great tastes.
CRAZY RECOGNIZE CRAZY.
Oh, surely we do.
Surely, we do.
FIX YO MOUF
When Joey gonna break ocho’s mouf?
didn’t Kordell Stewart kiss Bill Cowher first?
/not joking
JOEY PORTER LOOKED THAT SHIT UP ON ENCARTA
Nice.