Don’t Nobody Kiss Up On Their Coach But Me!
You listen up, Chad Javelin Channel Ocho, when it comes to planting moist awkward pecks on the cheek of head coaches, it’s the exclusive non-negotiable domain of JOEY PORTER. What gives you the right? YOU AIN’T GOT RIGHTS!
When Joey Porter starts a trend, it’s his trend to stay. You don’t see me putting Future H.O.F. jackets on on the sidelines. That’s your thing. Do you, Chad. Do you. Me? I’mma do me. And when I slobbed all over Bill Cowher’s prognathous (JOEY PORTER LOOKED THAT SHIT UP ON ENCARTA) I was doing me. And kinda doing him. Whatever. DON’T SPLIT HAIRS WITH JOEY PORTER!
Now you gone and stole Joey’s thing. Joey don’t feel unique no more. Like he’s another blank head in a faceless crowd. MAMA DIDN’T RAISE NO FACELESS CROWD! YOU AIN’T GOT RIGHTS!
Ooooooohhhhh Joey Porter gonna fix you good. At the same time, I know aggression don’t work on the mentally unhinged. CRAZY RECOGNIZE CRAZY. We gonna let the head games begin. When you make your way in the place, Joey gonna have the stadium music guy cue up “Where’s Your Head At?” BECAUSE NOBODY’LL EXPECT THAT JOEY PORTER LISTENS TO BASEMENT JAXX!
FIX YO MOUF!
Tags: joey porter, xmas ape
October 9th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
JOEY PORTER LOOKED THAT SHIT UP ON ENCARTA
Nice.
October 9th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
didn’t Kordell Stewart kiss Bill Cowher first?
/not joking
October 9th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
When Joey gonna break ocho’s mouf?
October 9th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
FIX YO MOUF
October 9th, 2008 at 3:55 pm
CRAZY RECOGNIZE CRAZY.
Oh, surely we do.
Surely, we do.
October 9th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
You got Porter in my Ocho Cinco!
Please to be continuing these two great tastes.
October 9th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
BECAUSE NOBODY LISTENS TO BASEMENT JAXX!
fixed
October 9th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
Where was “FIX YO MOUF”?
October 9th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
“DEN CHAD, WHEN YOU FIND YO HEAD, I’M GONNA FIX YO MOUF!”
October 9th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
Dude’s all out straining some pouty lip to get some Cowher neck too. What is the world coming too? Next thing ya know there will be at least two mediocre gay QBs in the NFL. Three if you count Vick when he returns to the NFL from the slammer….
October 9th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
There, I added some FIX YO MOUF goodness.
/imprisoned by catch phrases
October 9th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
After Chad and Marvin Lewis starting living together, it was only a matter of time before they started making out. You could sense the sexual tension in the Bacon bits arguement.
October 9th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
YOU AIN’T GOT RIGHTS! FIX YO MOUF!
Holy shit.
October 9th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
I LOVE IT!!!!
But where’s my credit? Don’t let me have to come find you APE!
October 9th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
AND KISS YOU!
October 9th, 2008 at 6:15 pm
Encarta!
October 9th, 2008 at 8:05 pm
Okay. I’ve been really patient but didn’t pacman-er Adam-get I a fight with his own bodyguard? I want my comedy damnit!
October 9th, 2008 at 8:24 pm
I… I… can’t stop staring at Joey’s pouty lips.
And touching myself.
/touches self.
October 9th, 2008 at 9:24 pm
I figured Joey Porter would like “Kish Kash” better- ’cause he’s cuh-rayzee.
October 10th, 2008 at 9:07 am
Well Chad may have hijacked Joey’s coach kissing routine but at least Jay-Peezy still has his miniature-horse-killing Pit Bulls going for him. CRAZY RECOGNIZE CRAZY indeed.
October 10th, 2008 at 9:36 am
CRAZY RECOGNIZE CRAZY is my new damn motto.
So I too have stolen from Joey Porter. I should FIX MY MOUF!
October 10th, 2008 at 10:16 am
@italfreak32
Actually, Cowher kissed Korkit on the cheek. Don’t remember if it was the normal cheek or the carbunkle cheek.
Eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww!
/turns head and huls
October 10th, 2008 at 10:18 am
Jeezus I can’t type today.
“Korkit” should be “Korkie” and “huls” should be “hurls”
Carry on….
October 10th, 2008 at 1:38 pm
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