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	<title>Comments on: Domenik Hixon, I&#8217;m gonna make you a STAR!</title>
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		<title>By: J.L. White</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/10/domenik-hixon-im-gonna-make-you-a-star.html/comment-page-1#comment-78419</link>
		<dc:creator>J.L. White</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 23:49:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Mike Holmgren, his offense coordinator &amp; defensive coordinator were all angry about the loss yesterday, but each of them are more upset that Matlock was preempted this morning, the tapioca pudding was too cold and other people drive their cars faster than 12 MPH.

/GIT OFF MY LAWN, YOU YOUNG WHIPPER-SNAPPERS!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mike Holmgren, his offense coordinator &amp; defensive coordinator were all angry about the loss yesterday, but each of them are more upset that Matlock was preempted this morning, the tapioca pudding was too cold and other people drive their cars faster than 12 MPH.</p>
<p>/GIT OFF MY LAWN, YOU YOUNG WHIPPER-SNAPPERS!!!</p>
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		<title>By: dick_gozinia</title>
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		<dc:creator>dick_gozinia</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 21:40:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;i&gt;So, I guess the Rams suck because of the Dred Scot decision?&lt;/i&gt;

Technically, everything about St Louis sucks, so maybe this is the root cause.

And in regards to Mr. Russell, even Jason Sehorn is embarrassed by you.  For shame!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i>So, I guess the Rams suck because of the Dred Scot decision?</i></p>
<p>Technically, everything about St Louis sucks, so maybe this is the root cause.</p>
<p>And in regards to Mr. Russell, even Jason Sehorn is embarrassed by you.  For shame!</p>
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		<title>By: Tech N9ne's Tribute to Falco</title>
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		<dc:creator>Tech N9ne's Tribute to Falco</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 19:56:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;guhh, if he plays much worse he&#039;ll have to take a job in finance, do the occasional motivational speaking gig, and marry a cheerleader who wasn&#039;t even on the cover of the swimsuit calendar!&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;guhh, if he plays much worse he&#8217;ll have to take a job in finance, do the occasional motivational speaking gig, and marry a cheerleader who wasn&#8217;t even on the cover of the swimsuit calendar!&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Seahawk Blue Pride</title>
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		<dc:creator>Seahawk Blue Pride</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 17:52:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yeah I got nothing to add this week.  We&#039;re really bad.  But hey all the Giants fans saying we suck, we&#039;d taken the last 5 from you clowns so we can&#039;t be too bad.  Looks like the end of another non-super Bowl era though.  (Insert complaint about Pittsburgh resident referee here)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yeah I got nothing to add this week.  We&#8217;re really bad.  But hey all the Giants fans saying we suck, we&#8217;d taken the last 5 from you clowns so we can&#8217;t be too bad.  Looks like the end of another non-super Bowl era though.  (Insert complaint about Pittsburgh resident referee here)</p>
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		<title>By: Bloof</title>
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		<dc:creator>Bloof</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 16:00:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Is Brian Russell playing with two broken legs? 

If not, can it be arranged?


http://12seahawksway.blogspot.com/2008/10/pictorial-essay-of-throbbing-pain-of.html</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Is Brian Russell playing with two broken legs? </p>
<p>If not, can it be arranged?</p>
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		<title>By: ognihs</title>
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		<dc:creator>ognihs</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 15:46:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;i&gt;I prefer the challenge of tackling you from behind.&lt;/i&gt;

the raiders used to have stu schwiegert do this all the fucking time. i&#039;m a little surprised he&#039;s not a seahawk by now.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i>I prefer the challenge of tackling you from behind.</i></p>
<p>the raiders used to have stu schwiegert do this all the fucking time. i&#8217;m a little surprised he&#8217;s not a seahawk by now.</p>
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		<title>By: The Gooch</title>
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		<dc:creator>The Gooch</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 15:11:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Please. Keep fueling the Giants by doubting them. I&#039;m sure they all read this site, and will be posting your lame excuses for the Seahawks on their bulletin board this week.

Domenik Hixon is the Truth, only with less stab wounds.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Please. Keep fueling the Giants by doubting them. I&#8217;m sure they all read this site, and will be posting your lame excuses for the Seahawks on their bulletin board this week.</p>
<p>Domenik Hixon is the Truth, only with less stab wounds.</p>
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		<title>By: Daydream Billiever</title>
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		<dc:creator>Daydream Billiever</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 14:47:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>FUCK

/that is all</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>FUCK</p>
<p>/that is all</p>
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		<title>By: Sabbatini's Pacifier</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sabbatini's Pacifier</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 14:27:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Honestly...Russell&#039;s gotta go...I swear he actually put on a Giants jersey yesterday and said to himself...&#039;ahh yes...they&#039;ll never see me coming whilst in disguise...&#039;  fuckin 1-4 Seachickens...

The only saving grace is that we can probably still win this terrible division we&#039;re in.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Honestly&#8230;Russell&#8217;s gotta go&#8230;I swear he actually put on a Giants jersey yesterday and said to himself&#8230;&#8217;ahh yes&#8230;they&#8217;ll never see me coming whilst in disguise&#8230;&#8217;  fuckin 1-4 Seachickens&#8230;</p>
<p>The only saving grace is that we can probably still win this terrible division we&#8217;re in.</p>
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		<title>By: Booby Miles</title>
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		<dc:creator>Booby Miles</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 14:24:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Local sports reported yesterday&#039;s Eagles game was not a must win game because they could win next week and be 500 going in to the bye week.  Andy reid can&#039;t manage a schedule any better than he can manage a clock.  Where the fuck is Jim Fassell these days?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Local sports reported yesterday&#8217;s Eagles game was not a must win game because they could win next week and be 500 going in to the bye week.  Andy reid can&#8217;t manage a schedule any better than he can manage a clock.  Where the fuck is Jim Fassell these days?</p>
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