Doctor, Come Quick!
10.10.08
It appears Kellen Winslow is suffering from an acute case of gigantism!
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It appears Kellen Winslow is suffering from an acute case of gigantism!
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It’s like there’s a party in my mouth, and everyone’s invited!
…”Homer and The Straw.”
Droppin’ balls, suckin’ balls, horse balls, giant balls – that team has some problems.
@Marmalard’s Asking Me: So you’re suggesting that the Lieutenant’s hospital stay might be one of that corksucker Romeo’s fargin’ tricks?
Don’t you think that sometimes God hates you? I finally win a game and now my TE’s balls are swollen. Great.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukOaQLKjLyE
Derek Anderson unavailable for comment.
Jose Canseco does not see the problem with this affliction.
@ Slothrop
i believe you mean +1 for the breakfast club reference…
He still needs to shave those sideburns
+1 Johnny Bingo for the ‘Weird Science’ reference.
I have it on good authority that his nuts are the size of grapefuits due to a allergie to Steroids. Seriously
Braylon Edwards bet Sistah Souljah he’d score more TD’s than his nutz hang in inches. If he lose he gotta come out as Michael Phelps bitch…if Sistah Souljah lose he gotta come out as Brady Quinn’s bitch.
Brady Quinn wants pictures….
At least his dick is still three inches long.
Gigantic nuts… a.k.a. gulf-war syndrome.
Winslow’s nuts don’t look so big in that photo. They look like two copies of Sigur Ros’ (), but they don’t look so big.
When Sistah Souljah’s nuts get as big as Romeo Crennel’s ass I’ll be impressed.
I think that he came down with a touch of the AIDS from Brady.
He just drank too much revitalizing nerve tonic.
You could date him, but you’ll have to sit in back, since his nuts ride shotgun.
could be worse. he could think he’s a chicken.
On the depth chart behind Winslow – Honus Wagner, Cap Anson, Mordecai “Three-Finger” Brown…
Damn that tonic!
/drinks 3 bottles