Doctor, Come Quick!

It appears Kellen Winslow is suffering from an acute case of gigantism!

Tags: bad MS Paint, probably due to toxic gas from the war he fought, xmas ape

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24 Responses to “Doctor, Come Quick!”

1. El Duke Says:
   October 10th, 2008 at 8:09 pm

   Damn that tonic!

   /drinks 3 bottles

2. Broseph Stalin Says:
   October 10th, 2008 at 8:15 pm

   On the depth chart behind Winslow – Honus Wagner, Cap Anson, Mordecai “Three-Finger” Brown…

3. bfreakin3 Says:
   October 10th, 2008 at 8:16 pm

   could be worse. he could think he’s a chicken.

4. Jimmy Bingo Says:
   October 10th, 2008 at 8:27 pm

   You could date him, but you’ll have to sit in back, since his nuts ride shotgun.

5. Gino Tourettsa Says:
   October 10th, 2008 at 9:04 pm

   He just drank too much revitalizing nerve tonic.

6. johnny Says:
   October 10th, 2008 at 9:21 pm

   I think that he came down with a touch of the AIDS from Brady.

7. Kimbo Gash Says:
   October 10th, 2008 at 9:54 pm

   When Sistah Souljah’s nuts get as big as Romeo Crennel’s ass I’ll be impressed.

8. Devine Says:
   October 10th, 2008 at 10:48 pm

   Winslow’s nuts don’t look so big in that photo. They look like two copies of Sigur Ros’ (), but they don’t look so big.

9. TDub Says:
   October 10th, 2008 at 11:03 pm

   Gigantic nuts… a.k.a. gulf-war syndrome.

10. StuScottBooyahs Says:
    October 10th, 2008 at 11:45 pm

    At least his dick is still three inches long.

11. Sherrif Gonna Getcha Says:
    October 11th, 2008 at 7:47 am

    Brady Quinn wants pictures….

12. Daniel Snyder's Bongwater Says:
    October 11th, 2008 at 11:27 am

    Braylon Edwards bet Sistah Souljah he’d score more TD’s than his nutz hang in inches. If he lose he gotta come out as Michael Phelps bitch…if Sistah Souljah lose he gotta come out as Brady Quinn’s bitch.

13. Lloyd Bonafide Says:
    October 11th, 2008 at 12:28 pm

    I have it on good authority that his nuts are the size of grapefuits due to a allergie to Steroids. Seriously

14. Slothrop Says:
    October 11th, 2008 at 12:30 pm

    +1 Johnny Bingo for the ‘Weird Science’ reference.

15. MorelOrelHershiser Says:
    October 11th, 2008 at 12:51 pm

    He still needs to shave those sideburns

16. vhdamaco Says:
    October 11th, 2008 at 12:52 pm

    @ Slothrop

    i believe you mean +1 for the breakfast club reference…

17. 310ToJoba Says:
    October 11th, 2008 at 1:49 pm

    Jose Canseco does not see the problem with this affliction.

18. The Stig Says:
    October 11th, 2008 at 2:37 pm

    Derek Anderson unavailable for comment.

19. Gene Upshaw's Ghost Says:
    October 11th, 2008 at 4:55 pm

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukOaQLKjLyE

20. Marmalard's Asking Me Says:
    October 11th, 2008 at 6:20 pm

    Don’t you think that sometimes God hates you? I finally win a game and now my TE’s balls are swollen. Great.

21. Devine Says:
    October 11th, 2008 at 10:15 pm

    @Marmalard’s Asking Me: So you’re suggesting that the Lieutenant’s hospital stay might be one of that corksucker Romeo’s fargin’ tricks?

22. Favre's Next Interception Says:
    October 12th, 2008 at 7:56 am

    Droppin’ balls, suckin’ balls, horse balls, giant balls – that team has some problems.

23. SDW Says:
    October 12th, 2008 at 9:07 pm

    …”Homer and The Straw.”

24. Man Bear Pig Says:
    October 13th, 2008 at 11:05 am

    It’s like there’s a party in my mouth, and everyone’s invited!

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