Comments on: Death, Taxes, And Peter King’s F–ktardery

By: jackin'4beats

jackin'4beats — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 16:44:36 +0000

A Jai Alai reference on KSK. Dammit now I’ve read everything. No need to continue my vision quest.

By: ognihs

ognihs — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 20:27:40 +0000

@ nince veil – what do you think is keeping favre and king apart?

By: Nince Veil

Nince Veil — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 20:14:42 +0000

@ Miles
“Note to PK: Shut the fuck up, or we’ll plaster your daughters picture all over Times Square.”

Never having seen them, why do I get the feeling his daughters are fat and talk too much?
Imagine marrying into THAT family.

By: Big Daddy Drew

Big Daddy Drew — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 19:34:30 +0000

@Spatula: I’ve never written an outline of any kind. That should be extremely obvious to you.

Outlines are gay.

By: Spatula

Spatula — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 19:28:59 +0000

BDD, I don’t know what they taught you in prep school, but everybody knows when you write an outline, if you have a “1,” you must have a point “2.” Likewise, a point “a” requires at least a point “b.”

/yes, my methods students hate my guts

By: Slash

Slash — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 19:05:16 +0000

Peter King is clearly not afraid to go full retard.

RE I. Paul Brown: God, what a man.
a. Wore nice suits
b. Looked very stern
i. Not a big fidgeter
ii. Smiled infrequently
1. Like, never
a. I’m not sure he’d get along with Tony Romo
i. Romo is a great smiler

Help me, Jebus, I’ve seen shit like this in nearly every single PowerPoint I’ve had the misfortune to witness. What the fuck happened to expressing a thought in full sentences, or even several thoughts in the same sentence? Just because PowerPoint makes it easy for you to communicate as if you have a learning disability doesn’t mean you should.

By: Westbrook Is My Anti-Drug

Westbrook Is My Anti-Drug — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 18:24:20 +0000

No Manny, don’t play baseball.

/Phillies fan

By: Animal Mother

Animal Mother — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 18:17:21 +0000

“Guys, the defense is really tired right now. Washington’s going to score. You’ve got to go out there and take the ball downfield and score. Or else I’ll trade for Brady Quinn and tell him his job is to help lather you guys up in the shower and attend to any groin related injuries.”

/paraphrasing, of course.

By: claude balls

claude balls — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 18:13:23 +0000

“. . . ‘the gutsy 4th quarter strategy he thought up against Washington to get the Rams their only win of the season’”

Fixed.

By: Unsilent Majority

Unsilent Majority — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 18:10:30 +0000

“Guys, the defense is really tired right now. Washington’s going to score. You’ve got to go out there and take the ball downfield and score.”

Defensive coordinator by trade, head coach by birth.