Comments on: Dead Relatives Are Watching You Jack It: The KSK Fantasy Football/Sex Advice Mailbag

By: robocats

robocats — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 17:47:30 +0000

@NBP

In the same vein, a girl with whom I was once involved uses the term “whacking off” for herself. I discovered this after the fact, but it’s still pretty unnerving. I think there is a definite vacuum when it comes to an all-encompassing term for female masturbation…”stroking”/”rubbing”/”shucking the clam” all sound clit-centric to me, and “fingering” too penetration-centric but other terms are clearly too phallic to be enjoyable.

So anyone have some ideas???

By: FearTheBuzzsaw

FearTheBuzzsaw — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 17:34:25 +0000

This is the single funniest blog post I have ever read.
I couldn’t even tell the guy across the office what I was laughing at b/c I couldn’t stop. I had to simply IM him the link.
Holy fuck. Nice work.

By: Tyler Durden

Tyler Durden — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 10:54:40 +0000

[i]Women just don’t ignite like that, except for 80% of them [/i]

Truer words were never written.

By: dAndy ManCandy

dAndy ManCandy — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 09:54:42 +0000

@ mamacita: Then obviously you’re not my type. Either way I don’t lay it down like that, there is no whore implications whatsoever.

By: mamacita

mamacita — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 03:35:47 +0000

@dAndy — Methinks that making your date feel like a whore is not a good strategy.

And I, for one, am disappointed that none of the letters began, “Hey Faggots, …”

By: J.L. White

J.L. White — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 03:34:07 +0000

When it comes to female masturbation — and not just gently rubbing her clit, but thrusting multiple fingers up her twat — the analogy I prefer to use is “Shucking the Clam.” So when she is going to town sans-dildo, I’d say she is “shucking” herself.

And who knows….maybe she’ll find a pearl, too.

By: mini dagger

mini dagger — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 01:27:32 +0000

if jesus is watching me masturbate, he better be wearing goggles.

By: The Pirate Sloth

The Pirate Sloth — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 23:00:03 +0000

Would “rubbing one out” work as a unisex term?

By: porky1

porky1 — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 22:37:19 +0000

Postings like make me want to thank Al Gore for inventing internets.

By: Los Nosotros Real

Los Nosotros Real — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 21:37:08 +0000

@NBP

I believe the term you were looking for was ‘frig’.

Just a heads up.