Chiefs Fans Should Know Better Than to Feed the Fat Back
LenDale White chewed through the Chiefs defense yesterday to the end result of 149 yards and three scores. Following the game, before hitting the locker room hoping not to get snared in any mouse traps, he detailed his 80-yard run for the press and the ensuing beer bath he got from Chiefs fans. Silly Midwesterners, you’re only supposed to throw empties at LenDale.
Gracias to phony gwynn
October 20th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
I bet he also wondered why they weren’t nice enough to toss in some BBQ spare ribs.
October 20th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
beer tastes good…pork chops taste good, bacon tastes goooood.
October 20th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
So Raven Symone got into the end zone 3 times yesterday? Wow, I thought she’d be playing nose tackle by now.
October 20th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
I frickin’ hate that Fatso, and I’m a Titans fan. Maybe Lardo managed to burn some calories during that 80 yarder, cause he doesn’t burn many on his normal 2 yarders.
October 20th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
It’s bad enough that you look like you could be Cedric The Entertainer’s stunt double, LarDale, but do you have to be the “wears sunglasses indoors” breed of douchebag on top of it?
October 20th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
Larry Johnson, is that you? Oh wait, you’re a running back ON the field.
October 20th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
Why the hell would you hate him Topheryg8ER, dude leads the league in rushing td’s and is a beast..the Titans are effing 6 and 0…who gives a F if he has 2 yarders, when you’re 2 yards away from the endzone
October 20th, 2008 at 4:27 pm
Who’s worse, Lendale taking 2 minutes to make the 80 yard TD run, or the Chiefs players who couldn’t catch him?
October 20th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
RE Shaft: Chris Johnson is by far the superior RB and is the one that actually moves the ball down the field, then Lardo comes in and rolls, (literally) forward for a 2 yard TD he never does the work but gets all the glory. Plus, he’s paid millions to stay in shape and play football, but every spring he shows up 40 lbs overweight, and barely averages 3 ypc.
October 20th, 2008 at 5:52 pm
Midwesterners are just naturally friendly, so they wanted to make sure both Lendale and Chris Johnson had a nice day.
October 20th, 2008 at 6:03 pm
@TopheryG8er:
You should check your stats before you open your mouth and stupid sounds gush forth. Since you obviously don’t know football, let me explain something to you. Lendale, due to his size, is what’s known in the game of football as a short-yardage back. Last year Lendale ran for 1110 yds on 303 carries for an average of 3.66 yds per and this year is averaging 3.9. Have you not seen him pounding the field in the fourth quarter knocking the opposing defense on their asses to run clock? Jeez, get a freaking clue.
October 20th, 2008 at 6:17 pm
You three Titans fantwits…..get a fucking room. We are not interested in watching your three-way.
Oh, and there must have been BBQ smokers in both end zones yesterday for LenDale to play that well.
October 21st, 2008 at 1:41 am
RE nashvillebill:
I did check the stats, and if you take out the biggest fluke play of the year, Lardo is averaging 2.9 ypc. That’s frickin’ pathetic by any HB’s standards. To break down the average run by Lardo; 1. Step forward, grab ball. 2. Take 2 steps to the LOS. 3. Fall forward. 4. Return to sideline and attempt to eat own weight in ham. IMO, 2.9 ypc is unacceptable by any non-FB in the prime of his career. But opinions are like buttholes, and this isn’t the place for stupid arguments. Sorry Stig.
October 21st, 2008 at 3:20 pm
The Stig…ur right..ill stick to watching a 50 way of every slutty woman in your family…
60 way..im sorry..