Comments on: Breaking: Another suspension. Adam is dead, long live Pacman!

By: jackin'4beats

jackin'4beats — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 16:46:56 +0000

At least with the NFL suspending pac, the Titans will have to give the Cowboys back a pick and the Cowboys don’t owe them shit, so that’s some good news, right? RIGHT!?!?!?!

SOMEONE TALK TO ME!!!!

By: Kimbo Gash

Kimbo Gash — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 05:52:25 +0000

He don’ drank.

Darwin was right.

Poor bastard’s not even big enough to be a UPS driver.

By: MIchelle Obama

MIchelle Obama — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 05:44:34 +0000

Don’t you dare say it!

By: SonOfDad

SonOfDad — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 02:36:05 +0000

But what about Ms. Pac-man?

By: Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 02:19:35 +0000

You know, we’re all having a good laugh at the Cowboys’ expense, but really it’s the Titans that are taking it in the ass. Cowboys really lose nothing in all of this, except the services of that rough ‘n’ tough colored boy.

That’s one black person who sure puts a thrill in this hockey mom. He can gobble me up and make me take it in the ass anytime!

By: Boatdrinks

Boatdrinks — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 01:13:46 +0000

And PacMan seemed like such a nice boy. Who saw this coming?

By: UZH

UZH — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 01:08:49 +0000

holy fuck, this misery tastes Soooo gooood. Mmmmmm….god yes

By: Alfredo Garcia

Alfredo Garcia — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 20:53:01 +0000

Wade could be heard after the suspension announcement screaming “…and they took the pastry bar! The whole fucking pastry bar!”
The last time I saw something so predictably scripted I woke up during a “Young Guns” movie – I quickly drank the rest of the bottle and problem solved.

By: Johnny Damon's Laser Rocket Arm

Johnny Damon's Laser Rocket Arm — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 20:21:17 +0000

Warning to all women in the greater Irving/Dallas metro area. DO NOT GO OUT TO CLUBS TONIGHT!!! Pac-man is pissed and looking for bitches to slap and innocent bystanders to shoot.

Oh, and does anyone else think that TO is about to do something really crazy because he isn’t getting his share of the spotlight, what with Romo and Pacman taking all the headlines?

By: DavidtheUnderpantsGnome

DavidtheUnderpantsGnome — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 20:21:08 +0000

The Cowboys traded for Roy Williams today too, as a future replacement for TO when he loses his fucking mind.